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Watching syncho swim is just my style the graceful moves make me smile I suspect it gets no respect But the speedos make it wothwhile.
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As I await the coming of Spring I dream of taking to wing to flee this grind it's getting old, I find Let's see what fate can bring
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If I owned a flame-thrower Instead of a crappy lawn-mower I'd torch all the grass And kick so much ass I wouldn't even need a leaf-blower.
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There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!
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Inside of my car is a mess I shamefully confess You'll find candy wrappers Soda cans and stale crackers And possible the monster from Loch Ness
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The meter of that one was off
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The meter of that one was off Had to find out What the fuss was all about I opened the lid Out popped a hairy Goth
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Wax on, wax Hoff? Cough cough cough cough Next time Remember the rhyme Is off off on on off.
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And the first line needs at least six beats
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And the first line needs at least six beats To keep them on the edge of their seats To rhyme well is so swell That's the way to make limerick feats
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A lonely lawyer spent the afternoon Watching his favorite cartoon It wasn't a hoax. That's all folks! He"ll come out and play late in June.
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I'm lying in bed all alone Looking longingly at the phone Will he call? - That cutie Paul - And rescue me from the Phantom Zone.
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I saw Lad Boy sitting in the park He was looking for a brand new lark in the mood for something crude It was a very good thing it was dark.
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While strolling in the park at twilight I came across a most peculiar sight There was Lad Boy Reading Tolstoy In Russian, exercising his linguistic might.
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In San Diego at the zoo I saw a most intriguing crew They wore bizarre drapes of all colors and shapes Oh, wait, I'm at Comic-Con. Hoo!
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If I were a rock 'n' roll singer. My group would be called "The Dead Ringer" I'd meet a nice broad. Who believed me a god. And back to my room I would bring her.
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While on a starship to Naboo I was feeling a wee bit blue The trip was a gift To give me a lift But I was lonely without you.
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While on a starship to Naboo I met a guy who was faboo Lil'rhino Please be mine! Oh! No need that you to me be true.
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While eating pork buns in Shanghai. I dropped some on my dang thigh. One year later I did see The same pork on my knee. Still tasty, but a tad bit too dry.
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What she's weain' seems a bit racy
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While eating pork buns in Shanghai a handsome man gave me the eye A flirt or a pervert or just a very friendly guy
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One year later I did see
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One year later I did see a guy from Tallahassee his accent meant He was really from Tennessee
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What she's wearin' seems a bit racy
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I knew I shouldn't have come back. LOL.
Since I worked both Semi's and Cramer's line into my limerick why don't we continue on with my next line? If everybody's agreeable.
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You're too quick Quis.
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Originally posted by minesurfer: I knew I shouldn't have come back. LOL.
Since I worked both Semi's and Cramer's line into my limerick why don't we continue on with my next line? If everybody's agreeable.
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You're too quick Quis. And you were good to work both lines into one limerick
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: And you were good to work both lines into one limerick Aww shucks... I wouldn't say that. Just makin' do with what was provided. Heck, I only had to come up with 3/5 of a limerick. Made my job easier.
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Very clever, minesurfer - and WELCOME back. We've missed you in limerickland.
What she's wearin' seems a bit racy It's short and pink and rather lacy To wear to mass Since it shows her ass But I don't care cause I love my Stacey.
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Wearing a bra and lace panties Left to her by both of her aunties. He tore off her mink That tree huggin' fink Now he's wanted by three Vigilantes.
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(edit) Thanks Semi... The welcome back is appreciated. The holidays get very hectic for me and work was surprisingly busy when I came back. I kept an eye on the thread, but didn't really have time to put my best effort into any responses.
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While riding a horse into town A young lass stipped off her gown. "You I think I've a yearning for Godiva Chocolate from this store that I found.
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Month after month without Kate Has left us feeling quite great Our anxiety's lightened And our morals have tightened Not worrying when her period is late.
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