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Re: Limericks #386147 03/09/06 07:59 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Variety is the spice of life So said P Diddy and Barney Fife there's no sense denying that time is a-flying Live a little and have no strife NEXT: If I could fly among the stars The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386148 03/09/06 08:07 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia If I could fly among the stars Travel to Jupiter or maybe Mars Id like to be As far as could be From a world where people's heads are in jars NEXT: Who'd'a thought it?

Re: Limericks #386149 03/10/06 08:30 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Who'd'a thought it? Kevin and Brit together one baby he's gay - maybe How many days til they split? NEXT: Shakespeare said "All the world is a stage" Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386150 03/11/06 08:09 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley "Shakespeare said 'All the world is a stage,'" Quislet noted, posting from his cage The Bard wrote the verse His troupe did rehearse Though his times were full of the phage NEXT: The Bard lived a difficult life The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386151 03/13/06 11:06 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 The Bard lived a difficult life T'was full of woe and full of strife Yet when the gloom Did his heart entomb He sought solace in Anne, his wife. NEXT: Rosencrantz loved Guildenstern

Re: Limericks #386152 03/13/06 12:30 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Rosencrantz loved Guildenstern It gave Hamlet little concern What mattered to him Was whether Ophelia could swim... Oops, maybe he'll give poor Horatio a turn. NEXT: The lady doth protest too much.

Re: Limericks #386153 03/13/06 02:23 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 The lady doth protest too much Oft' times methinks it is her crutch She asks her nurse To fetch her purse So that she and I can go dutch. NEXT: Would he were wasted, marrow, bones and all

Re: Limericks #386154 03/14/06 02:24 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple Would he were wasted, marrow, bones and all And so it happens to many when the booze falls It flows into his glass He turns into an ass But for the sober he's quite a ball. NEXT: So many of men have come and laid And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: Limericks #386155 03/14/06 02:49 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston So many men have come and laid down beside the milking maid. The bed of straw was the draw, for with her they never played. NEXT: It was a day like no other Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386156 03/15/06 03:24 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 It was a day like no other The day I met my twin brother He was drunk As a skunk A trait he got from our mother. NEXT: My brother was wearing something strange

Re: Limericks #386157 03/16/06 12:35 AM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple My brother was wearing something strange Clothes and shoes beyond his range And now his ass sags Especially in drag That's why his fashion has to change. NEXT: She bends over to touch her toes And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: Limericks #386158 03/16/06 02:01 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston (Have we hooked Viviane into writing limericks?) She bends over to touch her toes and causes a run in her hose up to her back showing her crack That's just the way everything goes. NEXT: Bob exercises to stay fit and trim Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386159 03/16/06 02:38 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Bob exercises to stay fit and trim He does his exercises at the gym In a pink leotard He borrowed from Bernard Heaven forbid he should look too prim. NEXT Showing butt crack is all the rage

Re: Limericks #386160 03/16/06 06:19 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Showing butt crack is all the rage As long as you're not showing your age Or overly wide Or have much to hide Or if your name's Dick Armitrage. NEXT: Summer fashions may leave me cold Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386161 03/16/06 07:23 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Summer fashions may leave me cold But others are so bold I best work out some time soon Or go crazy as a loon Wondering if my g-stringed butt is too old NEXT: The world is not enough

Re: Limericks #386162 03/17/06 10:41 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 The world is not enough I want more, he said with a huff Give me Mars Give me the stars So I'll have a place to store my stuff. NEXT: Auntie Mae baked forty pies

Re: Limericks #386163 03/17/06 04:25 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Auntie May baked forty pies It only took forty tries She's not a good cook at least in my book at a bakery is where she buys NEXT: Slick Willie got caught in a jam Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386164 03/17/06 05:08 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Slick Willie got caught in a jam Sending Congressmen lots of spam His conduct abhorent Gave rise to a warrant And now Willie is on the lam. NEXT: Snow White and her troop of little men

Re: Limericks #386165 03/17/06 10:40 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 891 the Detroit multi-lab Brainiac 5 Active Brainiac 5 Active Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 891 the Detroit multi-lab Snow White and her troop of little men Were walking through the forest and then, A grizzly attacked It bit and it hacked Now their corpses are stacked in its den. NEXT: I can't believe Viv posted here... There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!

Re: Limericks #386166 03/18/06 04:02 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I can't believe Viv posted here... of her talents I had no idea beautiful and refined with intelligence combined Makes us glad that she was willing to share. NEXT: This praise caused Viviane to blush Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386167 03/18/06 06:30 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 This praise cause Viviane to blush All the blood to her face did rush Her knees went weak She felt so meek And in gratitude, she did gush. NEXT: Viviane came back to SHAKES

Re: Limericks #386168 03/19/06 04:09 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Viviane came back to SHAKES Which isn't far from her lakes She ordered a drink A Martini, I think The kind only Semi best makes NEXT: While at SHAKES Viviane did meet The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386169 03/19/06 08:01 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 While at SHAKES Viviane did meet A cute little pup whom she called Pete She took him home To her tower in Rome And fed him exotic ostrich meat. NEXT: I was just wondering if you might

Re: Limericks #386170 03/19/06 09:44 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple I was just wondering if you might Get off the ground, stand up and fight For a woman such as I You can take a black eye Or else your sex life will take a plight. NEXT: Come into my little house And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: Limericks #386171 03/20/06 06:41 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Come into my little house Say hello to my hairy spouse Pull up a chair And play truth or dare And dine on a little mouse NEXT: Meeting new people is fun!