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Re: Limericks #386222 04/19/06 10:14 AM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,446 Denver, CO CJ Taylor Legionnaire! CJ Taylor Legionnaire! Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,446 Denver, CO Violet did a dance of Spring, She got the season in full swing. It's the season of the bunny, So come on honey, Celebrate my Ding-a-ling! Next: (for you Snoopy fans) It was a dark and stormy night Just spouting off.

Re: Limericks #386223 04/21/06 05:51 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley It was a dark and stormy night to me, that was all right Whilst others did feign I danced in the rain on the lovely Isle of Wight Next: you ought to see the doctor The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386224 04/25/06 09:10 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston you ought to see the doctor who developed a shock cure For the test you may rest Assured that there will be a proctor. NEXT: Adam graded the students' tests Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386225 04/26/06 02:06 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Adam graded the students' tests Failed the ones with family crests C's for redheads D's for deadheads Ruined the school's chance for bequests. NEXT: He went for a dip in the Lazarus Pit Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386226 04/26/06 02:42 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston He went for a dip in the Lazarus Pit Thought it was a hot tub with a place to sit Then with a smirk He went berserk And with a sword, Ra's skull he did split. NEXT: Talia was left alone to mourn Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386227 05/01/06 01:35 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 324 Right by Cobie's Side Lolita Active Lolita Active Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 324 Right by Cobie's Side Talia was left alone to mourn After her baby boy was born Her beloved hadn't come (He was a bit of a bum) So she settled for being forlorn Next: The grass was a bit greener

Re: Limericks #386228 05/02/06 12:14 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston The grass was a bit greener The air a little bit cleaner To tell the truth these memories of youth are criminal - maybe a misdemeanor. NEXT: Is it time to say a sweet good night? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386229 05/02/06 04:13 PM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland walkwithcrowds Deputy walkwithcrowds Deputy Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland Is it time to say a sweet goodnight? But we're having such fun, it doesn't seem right. Won't you stay a bit longer? Have a drink, sing a song dear And we'll party till the first morning light. Next: I really don't like sauce on my chips Be lucky

Re: Limericks #386230 05/02/06 04:23 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I really don't like sauce on my chips. In fact, I just don't care for dips. I just have to say There's a much better way To make use of my tongue and my lips. NEXT: I'm visiting western Miami.

Re: Limericks #386231 05/03/06 10:30 AM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland walkwithcrowds Deputy walkwithcrowds Deputy Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland I'm visiting western Miami. I have an aunt there who does origami. She'll bend and she'll twist anything in her grip, It can bring tears to your eyes let me tell you. NEXT: The weather today is just fine. Be lucky

Re: Limericks #386232 05/03/06 01:10 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Nice poem WWC, but it is not a limerick. Limericks are 5 lines and the rhyming scheme is AABBA. And usually lines 3&4 are of shorter length than 1,2,&5. The weather today is just fine. Clear blue skies with bright sunshine A grassy field will yield a picnic spot upon which to dine. NEXT: They are dancing in the streets Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386233 05/03/06 01:36 PM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland walkwithcrowds Deputy walkwithcrowds Deputy Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland Okay, got you, no problem, let me think..... Ehm...Okay: They are dancing in the streets, Cause they're giving out free sweets Chocs and toffees to swallow, Cola Cubes and Marshmallows Oh we love those tasty treats NEXT: I missed my bus today, Be lucky

Re: Limericks #386234 05/06/06 09:50 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies I missed my bus today, So I rode in on a sleigh. Pulled by a horse, Just one, of course. And we jingled all the way. Next: I had trouble with my umbrella The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #386235 05/06/06 11:15 AM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple I had trouble with my umbrella Which pissed off this bella Because I was running from Stanley A chap that is very manly And for some reason kept yelling, "Stella!" Next: Why, of course he was hard And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: Limericks #386236 05/06/06 11:23 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Darn, Viviane did beat me to the umbrella limerick Why, of course he was hard and went by the name of Bernard From a planet where all are granite and like things that are avant-garde. NEXT: The little old lady from Pasadena Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386237 05/06/06 03:09 PM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland walkwithcrowds Deputy walkwithcrowds Deputy Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland The little old lady from Pasadena Wanted to be a lion tamer She stepped into the cage Feeling terriblly brave And was never seen ever again..Aah! (Okay, even I admit that was bad) NEXT: I never eat fish on a Monday Be lucky

Re: Limericks #386238 05/09/06 03:19 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I never eat fish on a Monday But always eat hot fudge sundaes I'm making a stop at the Ice Cream Shoppe and impress them with my Hyundai. NEXT: A puppy who chased his own tail Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386239 05/09/06 03:55 PM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland walkwithcrowds Deputy walkwithcrowds Deputy Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland A puppy who chased his own tail To catch it, he miserably did fail He got tired and sat on the track Got hit by a train in the back And got carried back home in a pail. NEXT: My granny has lost her new dentures Be lucky

Re: Limericks #386240 05/09/06 05:01 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer My granny has lost her new dentures Invested in sinking debentures She's learned how to dance And is selling the manse She's off on some wild adventures. NEXT: He lived in a house with a gator named Fred Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386241 05/10/06 02:04 AM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland walkwithcrowds Deputy walkwithcrowds Deputy Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland He lived in a house with a gator named Fred And he was terribly well read He read poems by Keats He'd read Shakespeare for weeks Till one day Fred went and bit off his head. NEXT:He was a teacher named Adolphus McQuinn Be lucky

Re: Limericks #386242 05/10/06 05:26 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN He was a teacher named Adolphus McQuinn. If I only knew where to begin. His lessons were pallid Like twelve day old salad At the bottom of a slimy trash bin. Next: A student named Trevor McGee Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #386243 05/10/06 09:51 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston A student named Trevor McGee entered the school spelling bee. All was going well, easy words to spell, til he got the word "bourgeoisie". NEXT: The winner was little Molly Jones Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386244 05/10/06 10:27 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN The winner was little Molly Jones. The judge's mouth was filled with three scones. When he said "bourgeoisie" She spelled "burgercheese" And claimed they were homophones. NEXT: A dejected young fella named Trevor... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #386245 05/10/06 10:34 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston A dejected young fella named Trevor Embarked on a different endeavor. With words very quick, he composed a limerick. Now all the girls think he is too clever. NEXT: Saturday night Trevor had a hot date. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386246 05/10/06 10:54 AM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland walkwithcrowds Deputy walkwithcrowds Deputy Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland Saturday night Trevor had a hot date He took her dancing things were going great But the whole crowd gave a cheer When he slipped on a puddle of beer Then his date laughed and went home with his mate NEXT: Sunday morning Trevor didn't feel so good Be lucky