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Re: Limericks #386247 05/10/06 12:12 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Sunday morning Trevor did not feel so good. No one really believed that he should. After sleeping face down In a woolen night gown Propped only by his morning wood. Next: A man walking alone in a garden... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #386248 05/10/06 02:31 PM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland walkwithcrowds Deputy walkwithcrowds Deputy Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland A man walked alone in a garden He turned around when somebody said pardon And stood standing there Was a girl, almost bare All that she had was a hat on. NEXT: I have an incontinent puppy named Sid Be lucky

Re: Limericks #386249 05/12/06 10:28 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I have an incontinent puppy named Sid About something like this I never would kid An adorable guy But how I did cry When upon one of his presents I slid. NEXT: There was a funny guy named Edward Lear Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386250 05/12/06 02:24 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer There was a funny guy named Edward Lear Who wrote some funny limericks in the year Of 1846 And put us in this fix Of seeking rhymes that will not make folks jeer. NEXT: A limerick a day, the doctors advise Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386251 05/12/06 02:49 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada A limerick a day, the doctors advise. Makes one happy, wealthy and wise. So write one now I'll show you how Use this template and take a few tries. Next: Writing limericks is too much fun

Re: Limericks #386252 05/12/06 03:48 PM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland walkwithcrowds Deputy walkwithcrowds Deputy Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland Writing limericks is too much fun It can be enjoyed by everyone If they just take the time to think up a rhyme then they'll see how easy it's done. NEXT:I've just seen this really great film Be lucky

Re: Limericks #386253 05/12/06 08:26 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley I've just seen this really great film Twas about the Kaiser Wilhelm Dubbed over from German My date, she was squirmin She'd have rather seen Fred, Barney and Wilm' NEXT: I really need more exercize The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386254 05/13/06 02:52 AM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland walkwithcrowds Deputy walkwithcrowds Deputy Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland I really need more exercize For I'm starting to blow up in size But I love ice cream Mixed with jelly beans On top of the custard on my apple pie. NEXT:BOY! That lady could dance! Be lucky

Re: Limericks #386255 05/18/06 10:13 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Boy! That lady could dance! All because of the ants, who, earlier that day, had found their way Into (and stayed in) her pants. Next: I need to buy a new shirt The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #386256 05/18/06 11:02 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I need to buy a new shirt to wear on my date with Burt Unless I'm wrong, I won't need it for long And if I do, I'll be a bit hurt. Next: Today I feel hebetudinous.

Re: Limericks #386257 05/19/06 12:26 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Today I feel hebetudinous To be so disposed can be ruinous A quickness of mind Helps complete the day's grind And leads to a life that's fortuitous NEXT: While strolling the streets of Sevilla "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Limericks #386258 05/20/06 03:50 PM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland walkwithcrowds Deputy walkwithcrowds Deputy Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland While strolling in the streets of Sevilla I met a confused gorilla He seemed to be in shock And he was wearing a frock And carrying a frilly pink ladies umbrella NEXT: The guy next door to me has bought a new car Be lucky

Re: Limericks #386259 06/02/06 08:54 AM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,446 Denver, CO CJ Taylor Legionnaire! CJ Taylor Legionnaire! Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,446 Denver, CO The guy next door to me has bought a new car Why, he doesn't drive far? His name is Quislet, He is the shizznet. And now my name he will mar. Next: Hiking in the mountains, a mile high Just spouting off.

Re: Limericks #386260 06/05/06 12:15 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Hiking in the mountains, a mile high I suddenly thought I saw Popeye! Confused to be sure I reached for a cure A devoured a slice of Key Lime Pie! NEXT: A work week sure can be mundane "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Limericks #386261 06/06/06 03:28 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer A work week sure can be mundane This 9-to-5 will be the bane Of my poor life This place is rife With dull routine. Drives me insane. NEXT: I voted for the leader of our clan Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386262 06/07/06 10:54 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I voted for the leader of our clan She had a positive fiscal plan Although she waxes about raising taxes It's only for those living in Japan. NEXT: The debates raged all through the night Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386263 06/15/06 06:54 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol The debates raged all through the night With each side insisting they're right 'bout which one would last longer and who's case was the stronger But concluded at dawn's early light. NEXT: My modem is really the pits "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Limericks #386264 06/27/06 10:08 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies My modem is really the pits. It misses more than it hits. So I did upgrade To one for which I paid More dough than a night at the Ritz. Next: We shared a carafe of red wine The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #386265 07/09/06 09:24 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol We shared a carafe of wine Crushed from grapes fresh from the vine But I won't soon forget How the red stain did set In my pants made of linen so fine. NEXT: Some wine, a kiss, then to bed "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Limericks #386266 07/25/06 10:09 PM Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 90 San Leandro, California Ravenette84 Substitute Ravenette84 Substitute Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 90 San Leandro, California Some wine, a kiss, then to bed in first my legs, then my head bed spins of doom how I wish the room wouldn't zoom my mouth tastes like lead, I wish I were dead! NEXT: the large white phone rings Sometimes it's not worth chewing through the leather straps in the morning!

Re: Limericks #386267 07/26/06 04:28 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston The large white phone rings Into the speaker, Raven sings A cheery "hello" but alas oh no It's a chap selling somethings. NEXT: The long bridge was very high Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386268 07/27/06 12:05 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,508 Here? Everyday Girl Deputy Everyday Girl Deputy Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,508 Here? The long bridge was very high I could almost touch the sky and it's true It's really blue With clouds like chiffon pie. NEXT: The LW gang in San Diego Hi! How are you? <click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>

Re: Limericks #386269 07/27/06 05:26 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston The LW gang in San Diego piled into a Winnebago for a trip with a dip to Trinidad and Tobago. NEXT: I went for a spin in a Time Bubble Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386270 07/29/06 12:16 AM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,446 Denver, CO CJ Taylor Legionnaire! CJ Taylor Legionnaire! Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,446 Denver, CO I went for a spin in a Time Bubble a short trip, looking for trouble paradoxes made me think now I need a drink hell, make it a double. Next: It's been a wild summer Just spouting off.

Re: Limericks #386271 07/30/06 07:18 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol It's been a wild summer Almost bought me a Hummer Yet, alas once again It has come to an end Now isn't that truly a bummer? NEXT: Vacations are always too short "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"