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"Who dares to disturb my delicious repose?
One without fear or a fool, I suppose."
After a quick leap
she went back to sleep
But her claws, Belinda left fully exposed.
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Out in the woods, played a boy and his dog.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Out in the woods, played a boy with his dog.
Chasing tossed sticks and jumping a log.
Suddenly in a field
Echoed quite a squeal
Starting a chase between boy, dog and hog.
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Belinda watched the chase, totally enthralled
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Belinda watched the chase, totally enthralled
Then she answered the lure of a string that called
With it she'd play
throughout the day
At night, so tired, into her bed she crawled.
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Betty started shopping on Christmas Eve
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Betty started shopping on Christmas Eve,
A way through the crowds she did cleave.
Thinking only of friends,
Her shopping wouldn't end,
Until she bumped into a guy named Steve.
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Our gang celebrated the year's end
Just spouting off.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Our gang celebrated the year's end
And season's greetings did send.
To all, we raised a glass
And some did say Mass:
"May 2007 be to thee a friend."
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Steve bought Betty a drink
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Steve bought Betty a drink
She didn't know what to think
He was wearing a scarf
That was spotted with barf
And kept saying his boss was a fink.
NEXT: Betty told Steve that he needed some sleep
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Betty told Steve he needed some sleep.
He said, "Now, don't think me a creep,
But if I can't spend
The night with a friend,
I'd sooner sleep in my Jeep."
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Steve waited for Betty's reply
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Steve waited for Betty's reply
Broad grinning, he gave it a try
"Let's get in the Jeep,
And later we'll sleep."
But Betty just fled and yelled "Bye"
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Betty asked, "What is it with guys?"
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Betty asked, "What is it with guys?"
"Their 'tude, and their lines, and their lies?"
"They all act the same,
Like the whole thing's a game,
But at least that makes me the prize."
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Steve thought, "What can I do?"
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Steve thought, "What can I do?"
Dial 418-0362
"Hello there, Kate.
Let's go on a date."
Off to Kate's house Steve flew.
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Betty stood by in startled confusion.
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Betty stood by in startled confusion
Left alone with her sad delusion
A romp in a jeep
With Steve, though a creep,
Might have been the night's better conclusion.
NEXT: Kate opened the door when Steve came to call
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Kate opened the door when Steve came to call
He was surprized that she wore nothing at all
He said with a grin
"Can I come on in?"
Kate took a peek and said "Nope, you're too small"
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Downhearted Steve went to a bar.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Downhearted Steve went to a bar
said he " I did not get very far"
for the problem with Kate
on this truncated date
was that size was the issue at large
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Steve ordered himself a drink
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Steve ordered himself a drink
His sorrows, he looked to sink
So much shame
And he wasn't to blame
He can't control the size of his dink
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Steve's night didn't end
Just spouting off.
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Steve's night didn't end
why just around the bend
was Ann
a fan
of Steve's and a friend.
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Gigglebot Girl gave Faraway Lad the flu
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Gigglebot gave Faraway Lad the flu
Because, quite frankly, she had it bad too
So when lavishing kisses
As his new Mrs.
She insured that they both felt quite blue
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Don't blame Gigi, dear Faraway Lad
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Don't blame Gigi, dear Faraway Lad
If she made you sick she would truly be sad
In this winter season
A person of reason
Will know flu's from anyone easily had.
NEXT: Kate caught the flu and remained in her bed
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Kate caught the flu and remained in her bed
of her illness it should be said
that she didn't feel blue
and neither would you
once the NyQuil had gone to your head.
NEXT: Kate gets up and heads out the door
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Kate gets up and heads out the door
In her quest for something more
She brings Ted
Back to bed
Even sick, Kate knows how to score.
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Ted catches the flu from saucy Kate
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Ted catches the flu from saucy Kate
Then decided she didn't quite rate
A follow up call
Though they did have a ball
But old Kate rated only one date.
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Ted then met pretty Betty at church
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Ted met pretty Betty at church
after leaving ole Kate in the lurch
and then during the mass
Ted made his pass
saying "Baby!I'm as big as a birch!"
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Oh my, how Pretty Betty did blush
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Oh my, how Pretty Betty did blush!
No one had ever given her such a rush;
That it was said
Before "Take This Bread"
Was all the more reason for her crush.
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Pretty Betty went straight to Confession
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Pretty Betty went straight to Confession
And told of her growing obsession
with going to bed
with birch-big Ted
and webcasting the whole tawdry session.
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Betty's priest unpacked his new Dell.
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Betty's priest unpacked his new Dell.
In no time his hard drive did swell.
For there on the screen
Was something obscene.
Betty on Teddy and Katie as well.
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A modest priest stood at pulpit
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A modest priest stood at pulpit
And sent a message to the culprit:
"This kind of sin
Will do you in.
It paves the road to the hellpit!"
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And the congregation said, "Amen!"
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