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Re: Limericks #386397 04/21/07 02:43 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Betty was saved by a Canadian Mountie who came from a Saskatchewan county She was taken and then shaken to find out that she had a large bounty. Note: Taken poetic licence if Canadian Provinces don't have county subdivisions. NEXT: Stranded in a Canadian jail Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386398 04/22/07 08:14 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,446 Denver, CO CJ Taylor Legionnaire! CJ Taylor Legionnaire! Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,446 Denver, CO Stranded in a Canadian jail Betty fretted and began to wail She, alone and scared Dominic, our hero appared And told her he had paid bail. Next: In debt to a handsome stranger Just spouting off.

Re: Limericks #386399 04/23/07 06:50 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer In debt to a handsome stranger She went to the money exchanger To repay our hero But he told her "Zero is all that you owe this arranger." NEXT: She asked him to join her for dinner Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386400 04/26/07 12:13 AM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 She asked him to join her for dinner (her pot roast she thought was a winner) but as he chowed down he could not hide a frown, thinking "If I marry her I'd be thinner" NEXT: Betty then dimmed the light

Re: Limericks #386401 04/26/07 12:42 AM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 Betty then dimmed the light She thought tonight was the night but her date fell asleep not a snore! not a peep! she was so mad she could just bite! NEXT: Dave awoke to a coyote situation

Re: Limericks #386402 05/15/07 04:32 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Dave awoke to a coyote situation Yet he gave into a morning temptation Betty said "no, Just get up and go" Dave left seeking better motivation. Next: A young man with a certain X factor Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386403 05/17/07 07:44 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster A young man with a certain X factor Was seeking to make it as a Hollywood actor. He went for a part And pulled out his heart, And said, "I can be the zombie that attacked her!" Next: The director saw his potential Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Limericks #386404 05/19/07 08:45 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 The director saw his potential when the young man flashed his credential. He landed the role, the movie he stole. And now he's the STAR quintessential. Next: His ego grew bigger by the hour

Re: Limericks #386405 07/12/07 01:35 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies His ego grew bigger by the hour. But soon the sweet wine began to sour, For youth, it flies And the plant, it dies, Not long after starting to flower. Next: Limericks shouldn't be so depressing The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #386406 07/12/07 01:40 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Limericks shouldn't be so depressing Humor is what should be expressing Having fun with a pun Don't groan, just count your many blessings. Next: A leprechaun from County Cork Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386407 08/01/07 02:43 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN A leprechaun from the county of Cork. Was looking for someone to pork. He met up with a Ms. And they did more than kiss. And now he's avoiding the stork. Next: A maid in the keep on the hill Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #386408 08/03/07 08:04 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer A maid in the keep on the hill Was certainly feeling the chill Of her confinement And, lacking refinement, Presented her jailer with a bill. NEXT: It's time for a midsummer dance Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386409 08/04/07 01:48 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston It's time for a midsummer dance where one can hope to find romance but picking were slim for my friend Jim So he took a plane to Paris, France Next: In Paris, it was one hundred and two Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386410 08/04/07 04:01 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley In Paris, it was one hundred and two Or in celsius, c'est quarante-deux* too hot for a dance or to wear heavy pants But Jim still found some [i]filles[i] to woo. Walking along the Champs Elysees * [yes, I know I'm off by few degrees. so sue me!] The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386411 08/15/07 06:27 AM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 "Yes, I know I'm off by few degrees. so sue me!" challenged Kent, sounding all gloomy. And to make matters worse, I ditched his first verse! For rhyming Champs Elysees kinda threw me. Walking along the Champs Elysees

Re: Limericks #386412 08/15/07 12:12 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Walking along the Champs Elysées, I'm trying hard to remember my français, When a handsome young man Cried "je t'adore!" and then What happened next, j'ai oublié! Next: From Paris, we went on to Rome The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #386413 08/21/07 06:54 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston From Paris, we went on to Rome Wherever we laid our hats was our home Is it wrong to steal from a song for a line in a silly little poem? Next: There was an old man from Manhattan Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386414 09/27/07 07:19 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC There was an old man from Manhattan Whose middle had started to fatten, Last week, on a whim, He went to the gym To make his abdominals flatten. Next: While chatting with Dennis Calero,

Re: Limericks #386415 10/20/07 02:53 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley While chatting with Dennis Calero, I received a phone call from Charo this was a mind-number who gave her my number? Someone carved it in Kilimanjaro Next: When Dennis told me his plans The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386416 10/22/07 03:02 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 When Dennis told me his plans To draw for each one of his fans I said to forget it Or he'd regret it Since he'd get real numb in his hands. Next: I walked on the moon in my dreams

Re: Limericks #386417 10/22/07 04:25 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley I walked on the moon in my dreams I'd beaten Apollo's best teams A small step for man but a flash in the pan I'd bested Jack Kennedty's schemes Next: My next dream propelled me to Mars The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386418 10/22/07 04:32 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 My next dream propelled me to Mars Where I met a man who ate cars We were in rapture After my capture Feasting on tires 'neath the stars. Next: And then I was off to Venus

Re: Limericks #386419 10/22/07 06:32 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley And then I was off to Venus Its acidic air was quite heinous such a feminine name for a place near aflame its temperatures boiled my ***** Next: I cooled off by visiting Pluto The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386420 10/22/07 11:12 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 I cooled off by visiting Pluto With Popeye's old nemesis Bluto Who'd forgotten Miss Oyl For a brand new goil The lovely ex-president Bhutto Next: On Antares I went for a swim

Re: Limericks #386421 10/23/07 03:03 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley On Antares I went for a swim But shape shifters robbed me and Tim Betrayed by ol' Proty Beam me up, Scotty! I'll never here visit agin! Next: While hot air ballooning on Xuun The childhood friend Exnihil never had.