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Re: Limericks #386422 10/23/07 06:50 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 (Assuming Xuun rhymes with moon) While hot air ballooning on Xuun I decided the people to moon They so liked my buns Even their nuns They made me promise to come back soon Next: While sailing the Indian Ocean

Re: Limericks #386423 10/25/07 01:40 AM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 While sailing the Indian Ocean the boat took on a peculiar motion The cause was discovered when Lad Boy was uncovered on a bunk with a flashlight and lotion Next: And now he must walk the plank

Re: Limericks #386424 10/31/07 01:14 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 [Kudos, Ram Boy, one of the best limericks] And now he must walk the plank For that he has his passion to thank Handsome Lad dude Will be fish food He should have saved it all for Hank. Next: But no, our Lad Boy does not sink

Re: Limericks #386425 11/08/07 03:44 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 [Alas, in order to keep this thread alive, I must reply to my own post. ] But no, our Lad Boy does not sink Though he takes a dip in the drink His pantaloons Act as balloons And he floats away with a wink. Next: Alas, my dove has flown the coop

Re: Limericks #386426 11/08/07 04:04 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Alas, my dove has flown the coop Took all my money in one swoop My stuff in hock She changed the lock So I sit alone on the stoop. Next: A lonely young man down on his luck Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386427 11/08/07 05:33 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 A lonely young man down on his luck Loaded his stuff in an old pick up truck He travelled the land With a new wave band Till gold with a hit record, they struck. Next: Life in L.A. was too much for the man

Re: Limericks #386428 11/09/07 07:15 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Life in L.A. was too much for the man Leaving was his only plan At midnight he packed all his stuff on Amtrak Now in Macon, he lives in a van. Next: Why did Ram Boy move to Georgia?

Re: Limericks #386429 11/26/07 04:38 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Why did Ram Boy move to Georgia? Instead of sunny California? It's hard to find a perfect ryhme So I think I'll just end it now. Next (And maybe last) Has this thread run it's course? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386430 11/26/07 04:50 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Has this thread run its course? Are all of our rhymes sounding forced? If the thread takes a rest, That sometimes is best. And then it will come back full-force! Next (Whenever that may be): Life on Legion World is just great. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #386431 06/05/08 10:37 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Life on Legion World is just great. There's no anger, or malice, or hate. Just mind the rule; Don't act like a tool, and this super group you'll soon penetrate. Next: When posting on Legion World I'd advise

Re: Limericks #386432 06/06/08 02:23 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston When posting on Legion World I'd advise wearing a mask or some such disguise It helps you avoid people you've annoyed when writing a limerick they despise. Next: Quislet is looking forward to the Con Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386433 06/22/08 05:54 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Quislet is looking forward to the Con And seeing Legion World friends thereupon. Some he's already met; Others, not yet, Like that weird guy from Houston named John. Next: A trip to the con will be fun. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #386434 06/22/08 06:03 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster A trip to the con will be fun: Some comics, some travel, some sun! Drive to San Diego In your Winnebago, And bring back comics by the ton! Next: Some of us will go in spirit Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Limericks #386435 02/08/09 09:25 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Exnihil Legionnaire! Exnihil Legionnaire! Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Some of us will go in spirit. Others will wish they lived near it. Well, Ex was in town, DiDio shot him down, And if you check out DC's podcast , you'll hear it. Next: Writing new limericks is tricky

Re: Limericks #386436 02/09/09 07:30 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Writing new limericks is tricky Espcially when you have a hickey Don't be rude Or in the nude Or things could end up awfully sticky. Next: Certain Legion fans went to New York City Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #386437 02/14/09 11:21 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Certain Legion fans went to New York City The state of Legion affairs was a pity Two comics are gone The cartoon's no longer on And DiDio is just trying to be witty. Next: Legion of Three Worlds is still being drawn Long Live all them Legions!

Re: Limericks #386438 02/15/09 03:43 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Legion of Three Worlds is still being drawn Let's hope it doesn't turn into Black Dawn How many die And leave fans to cry? Will Jeckie turn into a gigantic prawn? NEXT: There once was a fellow called Prime Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386439 02/17/09 11:17 AM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina There once was a fellow called Prime He's Superboy, not Man, this time Though he talks good trash, He's afraid of Kid Flash, But at least he's not written by Justin Thyme. Next: Rockhopper Lad was shelving some books Long Live all them Legions!

Re: Limericks #386440 02/17/09 09:16 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Exnihil Legionnaire! Exnihil Legionnaire! Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Rockhopper Lad was shelving some books Left out by inconsiderate schnooks When they started to shout Rocky tossed them out A librarian is more than just dirty looks Next: There once was lawyer named Quis

Re: Limericks #386441 02/19/09 04:43 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer There once was a lawyer named Quis Who made a particular biz Of knowing what's right In blind Justice's sight In Space Law he's also a wiz. Next: A speech being made by one Yellow Kid Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386442 02/23/09 01:48 AM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina A speech being made by one Yellow Kid Was for an office for which he'd bid; "Come vote for me, and soon you will see, I'll accomplish more than Lardy ever did!" Next: Lard Lad replied with a retort Long Live all them Legions!

Re: Limericks #386443 03/05/09 04:21 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Lard Lad replied with a retort, "That's wrong and I'll take you to court!" He hired a lawyer Whose name was Tom Sawyer, With skills of a fictional sort. NEXT: The judge in the case then replied Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #386444 03/05/09 10:35 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley The judge in the case then replied, "Sorry, my hands are thus tied, Political spin, it may be a sin, but on fee speech watch Yellow Kid glide." NEXT: Lardy's appeal case seemed doomed The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #386445 03/09/09 12:10 AM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Lardy's appeal case seemed doomed On the horizon failure loomed when all at once, he stopped being a dunce "Quislet must defend me!" he happily boomed NEXT: Quislet prepared an airtight case Long Live all them Legions!

Re: Limericks #386446 03/14/09 07:33 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Exnihil Legionnaire! Exnihil Legionnaire! Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Quislet prepared an airtight case, "I'll win at a world-record pace, Their evidence is weak, Their witnesses can't speak, And their suits... just a fashion disgrace" NEXT: The jury was thusly sequestered