Legion World Forums LEGION COMPANION The Anywhere Machine Zombie Apocalypse... of stupid people..

Well, I'm from south carolina. By the end of summer, I look like I've been in the islands a year or two.

I get tan...but it is purposely a slow process. To easy to burn the noggin if you're not careful.

I soak up sun like a sponge. Not a good thing in the south, but there ya go.

Zombie Jim Carrey... actually funny.

I don't tan. I just combust.

You probably shouldn't play "Red Read Redemption: Undead Nightmare" then. They took the popular open world Western game and gave it a Zombie Apocaylpse. It's really fun, but really hard, especially when undead bears and cougars come crashing out of the woods at you, or packs of undead wolves come racing across the plains.

Sorry, but undead bears, cougars and wolves pale in comparison to the shear horror of the zombie teacup poodle from 'C.H.U.D. 2: Bud the C.H.U.D.'

Carol is of Scots descent. She's pasty pale with red hair and freckles. Sam inherited her outgoing nature, her good looks, her great heart and our height. From me he got bad baby teeth and a proclivity towards diabetes when he's older. The one, and only thing he got from me that was good (the rest came from his mother) is an ability to tan easily. However, he's only five. So, in summer time, we slather him with sun block. If he gets skin cancer when he's older, its on him, we didn't do it.

I have scars on my back from a sunburn I got 2 years ago while on a rafting trip for my eldest niece's birthday. And that was aquired while wearing a prescription sunscreen. Only vampires have a harder time in the sun than me.

I had christmas tree disease, which is treated by uv rays, such as in a tanning booth. So, my wife took me to one, I never having been in one before. I asked her how long, she said fifteen minutes.

I had stripes on my back for over six months. She, fair skinned hussy that she is, laughed.

Still does to this day.

Uhhhhh .... Christmas Tree Disease???? Explain.

Really, I got no clue! (and this is true of a lot of things for me!)

Its an actual disease. Comes about from what I'm told if you caught chicken pox as a child.

You get a rash on your back that is actually shaped like a christams tree. It starts on your back and wraps up and over your shoulder.

Doctor actually told me to go to a tanning salon.

Interesting! I never ever heard of that to be honest.

Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?

lazy old dogs.