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<dedman enters a large empty room in the basement of the Security building. He looks around, then shugs his shoulders>
Rockhopper?......Reboot?...... Guess they're not ready yet.
I'll just wait here till they show up.
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Here I am. I had to see to a few things at the Rookery: Make sure Hyvvie was okay and that the staff all knew what they needed to know. I'm ready to go and find Quis.
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<Reboot enters the room.>
Good we're all here
<with a flash and a bang the three LMBers disappear. A small plume of smoke drifts across the room>
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<The three appear on Earth-4> Well, that was less difficult than I thought. Now, we need to find Quis and the SMB. <A voice comes from behind> All right, freeze!
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<The trio turn slowly, only to see a shadowy figure holding an enormous gun. The gun was pointed right at the threesome!!!>
"hey" said Reboot " isn't that a fryolator 3000 deathmaster?"
"why yes it is, so nice of you to notice" replied the shadowy figure. "Now its time for you to get what you deserve!"
<with that the figure steps from the shadow>
"By the great egg!!!!" exclaimed Rockhopper Lad "I can't believe its you!!"
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<Infra-Red Girl emerges from the shadow.>
IRL:It's me all right. Hey, fella!
<The man turns to look at IRL, who clonks him in the jaw, but not before he shoots Dedman straight on, causing him to explode. IRL runs to Rockhopper's arms>
IRL: Oh no! I tried!
Reboot: Oh, don't worry about him.
RhL: This happens all the time.
<Dedman re-integrates himself>
Dedman: No worries. Can't kill me if I'm already Ded. Hey, Rockhopper, who's your friend?
RhL:Dedman, Reboot, this is Infra-Red Lass. She's the Earth-4 Caliente and Frio. It's kind of a long story.
IRL: Hey, this is Earth-1!
RhL:Let's not start that. Who was the guy with the Fryolator?
IRL: Some anti-Penguin nut. He thought you were...
RhL:I'd forgotten about that.
Dedman:You'd forgotten what? Anti-Penguin?
Reboot: Rockhopper, what haven't you told us?
RhL:Well...My double in this universe is, well, he's...
IRL:One of the greatest villains in explored space.
RhL:What she said. Say, is he...
IRL:I think you'd all better come with me.
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< The three heros leave with IRL and head of towards the SMB satellite HQ>
Ded: Rockhopper, whats all this anti-penguin business about......you never mentioned anything about it before we left.
Reboot : Yeah I think you should fill us in
IRL: Guys this isn't exactly the best time.....what are you doing here anyways?
RHL: I'll fill you in later guys, our mission is a little more important. Infa-red Lass we're here to seek the aid of the SMB in fending of an invasion of Legionworld......and to find a missing comrade.
IRL: NOT AGAIN!!!!
RHL: Not to worry, its not like last time. He just came here ahead of us.
IRL: So who is it? maybe we've seen him.
Ded: It's Quislet ESQ.;Super Lawyer.............Of SPACE!!!!!!!!!!
Reboot: You recognize him because he talks in yellow
IRL: doesn't Lucien Lad talk in yellow? Other than that it doesn't sound familiar.....we're here. Lets see if the rest of the gang know anything.
<the foursome enter SMB HQ where rockhopper sees someone he thought he'd never have a chance to see again>
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<Rockhopper's crest-feathers stand straight up as his eyes land on...>
RhL:Openly Gay Lad!
Openly Gay Lad: Rockhopper Lad!
<The two embrace, OGL swings RhL around, the two embrace again and kiss>
OGL: You came back!
RhL:Yes, and I wish to Dywh it were under better circumstances.
IRL:They're here to find a lawyer.
OGL:Don't you have lawyers on your world?
RhL:This one is a colleague. Another LMBer. Oh, Openly Gay Lad, this is Dedman and Reboot. Guys, this is Openly Gay Lad. He was Closeted Boy when I met him.
Reboot: "Openly Gay Lad"?
Ded: "Closeted Boy"?
RhL:I wish we had more time, but we must find Quislet, Esq. and then we need your help!
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--- Interlude--- <Back on Legion World at the LMBP's home, Reboot's equipment remains hidden from view, awaiting his signal to bring them home. The mysterious man known as the Space Ranger from the Dark Oval, after a great deal of searching, finally finds it using his own technology.> "So Quislet, Esq., Rockopper Lad and Dedman are visiting some other Earth? I'm sure they won't mind an extended stay." <blasts machinery.> "Let them find another way home. Truth and Justice Prevail  " <exits> --- End Interlude---
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good! the illusionary decoys worked!
so we were right not to trust this 'ranger.'
<continues invisibly following the intruder>
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Hrun steps out of the Legion World Tesseract system and looks at the destroyed decoys. As he does so he notices a small shining object on the floor and his old freebooting ways are rememebered. Stooping to pick up what he hoped was rich booty he is disapointed to see it is naught more than a space ranger badge.
Placing in his pouch Hrun returns to the tesseract system.
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NOW Slave!!
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I..I really shouldn't. But they are so tempting. OK one more Whoopie Pie and then I have to go to SMB headquarters.
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<Back at SMB HQ>
OGL:Rockhopper, there's one thing you should know.
RhL: Whats that?
OGL:Since your last visit, your doppelganger, the Evil Emperor Penguin attacked Earth.
RhL:He did what?
Some people here have become very wary around Pyngwynyy. The few Pyngwynyy the Anti-Penguin folks have found--were not treated well.
Ded:Rocky, if you want us to take it from here...
RhL:I came here to help find Quis and I will help find him.
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OGL - Perhaps the missing lawyer has something to do with our current problemsReboot - its possible, but I doubt itIRL - I'm sure its not. The Emperor Penguin attacked Earth months agoDed - Ok, just who is this Emperor Penguin...whats really going on here? I really feel out of the loop.RHL - Well I guess you should know..... <with that Rockhopper Lad fills in his companions on his previous mission to Earth-4> Ded - wow...quite the adventure!!!Reboot - This Emperor Penguin character could still be behind Quis' disappearance.OGL - I think thats the most likely scenarioRHL - That leaves us no choice then....We have to raid the Emperor Penguin's Palace!!!!
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RhL: The Pyngwyn Colonies are a small inhabited area on the planet Hyustyn. The Emperor's Palace is in the capital city, Wystuv’ryy--at least in our universe.
OGL:In ours as well. The history of the Pyngwynyy is the same in both universes--up until the murder of Eudyptes XXVIII by his insane son, Eudyptes XXIX.
Ded: Rocky, isn't your dad Eudyptes XXVIII?
RhL:Yes. Someday I'll be Eudyptes XXIX, but I would never be like this one.
Reboot:So how do we get to the Pyngwyn Colonies? I'm pretty wiped from our trip here.
OGL:Not to worry, Reboot. I'll warp reality and we'll be there in no time.
RhL:I just hope this leads us to Quis.
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Ded: Of course it will, what could possibly go wrong?
OGL: those are famous last words if I've ever heard any.
IRL: I've put out the call. The rest of the SMB should be here in a few minutes.
<minutes tick by and finally the rest of the SMB show up. Legion Adventure Boy, Hyper-Dense Kid and new member The Polka-dot Kid walk in.
After being filled in on the situation the heros prepare to leave for the Pyngwyn Colonies.>
<meanwhile in a sinister Pieshop Quislet is still eating pie, unable to stop!!!>
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mmmm.... mmm.. Please a glass of milk. So choclatey.
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<Back at SMB HQ>
RhL:I know this can't be everyone. Aren't you all the Junior Auxiliary of the SMB or some such?
IRL: When I said this wasn't the best time earlier, what I meant was the rest of the SMB is off dealing with a crisis off-planet again. This is everyone who's left.
Ded: Shouldn't at least one of you stay behind then?
<One volunteers: The three LMBers, IRL, High-Density Kid and Polka Dot Kid gather near OGL who opens a portal to the Pyngwyn Colonies on Planet Hyustyn.>
<Meanwhile in the Evil Emperor Penguin's Palace>:
Evil Emperor Penguin: Excellent! My goodie-goodie double and his friends will be here soon. I knew trapping his friend in this illusory Whoopie Pie Shop would work. Little does Quislet, Esq. realise that he is in the dungeon of this palace, in the same room as my relatives whom I placed there living their own illusions! BWAH-HA-HA-HA!
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<Our heros arrive on the Planet Hyustyn. They discover they are in a small room in one of the outbuildings of the Emeror Penguins palace. However when they look out a window, they discover a large contingent of Pyngwyn soldiers nearby.>
IRL: Looks like we've got no way out
Ded: Don't worry, I'll distract them while the rest of you try to rescue Quis.
OGL: I would bet that the Emperor is keeping your freind in the dungeon.
RHL: OK, if your ready Ded.....
<Openly Gay Lad suddenly kisses Rockhopper> Good Luck!!
<Dedman races out the door and down the garden path. The Pyngwyn soldiers spot him and give chase, firing their weapons randomly in his general direction.
The Polka Dot Kid lays down a feild of polka dots for camouflage and the remaining heros make their break for the palace.>
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High-Density Kid: It should be nothing for me to break through the door. <He does> RhL:Unfortunately, that alerted the Pyngwyn Guards! <Twenty guards charge at them; Rockhopper frowns slightly>FREEZE!!!<All twenty are cryogenically frozen>. The dungeon is this way--assuming this palace is just like ours--I used to play there when I was little. <The Evil Emperor Penguin looks on from his scrying glass in his throne room> EEP:Oh! I must go and prevent my goodie-goodie double from freeing my prisoners! My sister, the Princess Adelie and my mother the Empress Maryss and my uncle Krestor, heir to the throne after me due to a strange quirk in Pyngwynyy law, must not be freed! <The remaining heroes approach the dungeon when fifty more guards and the Evil Emperor Penguin charge down the hall> EEP: Now I will destroy you all who would prevent my goal of galactic conquest; especially, you my sickeningly-sickly-sweet-goody-two shoes doppelganger from a parallel universe. You and your Whoopie-Pie-loving friend will not leave this palace alive. Reboot:I can't decide: Does he sound more like a Silver Age comic or poorly-dubbed anime?RhL:Whatever he sounds like, he's mine! The rest of you take care of the guards!
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<Just as the guards open fire on our heros, Dedman reappears from nowhere, only to be blown to smithereens. A shocked silence follows for a moment.> IRL= Get'em guys!!!!<A stream of ice and fire issues from IRL and batters the guards. High Density Kid sends several flying with waves of force. The remainder are left cringing in their newly polkadotted attire> RHL: Looks like its just you and me Evil Emperor Penguin!!!
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Hmmmm... This is my 83rd whoopie pie. I usually start to get full on number 50 and start to get sick on number 68. Something else else is not right here. I'll go to 100 and then if I am still feel OK then something will definitely be wrong.
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<RhL faces EEP>
RhL:All right, Eudyptes, this ends here and now! You're a murderer a usurper and a terrorist and I'm bringing you down!
EEP: Are you, Eudyptes? Remember you're me. We have the same parents, grew up in the same society. Everything about our worlds is the same--except you! You're weak and soft! You'll never be Emperor because you actually care about the masses!
RhL:I will be Emperor in my world one day, but I hope not for a very long time. I love my father.
EEP (in a mocking childish voice):Oh daddy, I wuv you. Do I get to be Empewwa when you cwoak?
RhL:I am not wont to commit violence...
EEP:Another of your many failings!
RhL:But in your case I'll make an exception!
<RhL and EEP throw blasts of sheer cold at each other>
RhL: Ded, Reboot, the dungeon's down the hall. Free Quis and the others. This place is going to be frozen and fall to pieces in a few minutes.
EEP: Oh, aren't we the good little Penguin? Always concerned for the others.
<The others make for the dungeon while RhL and EEP continue their barrage of cold>
<HDK breaks down the door of the dungeon. Quislet, Esq., Empress Maryss, Princess Adelie and Crown Prince Krestor are all walking around as if sleepwalking>.
Quis: Whoopie Pies! Must have more!
Empress Maryss: Oh, Eudyptes, you're the most clever, kindest Emperor Penguin in history! Your father would be so proud!
Ded:What's with them?
Reboot: This is magic. They're in a fantasy world. Any magic users here?
OGL:None of us are.
Ded: My powers are supernatural, but not for this.
Princess Adelie: Mother, it's getting so cold!
Of course! Rocky's ice is magic-based! It's waking them up!
Quis: What? Who? Reboot! Dedman! What's going on?
Ded: Later! Openly Gay Lad! Transport us outta here!
They all appear outside the palace in time to see the entire palace implode in a cloud of ice and snow.
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OGL: Oh No!!! Not my Rocky!!!
Ded: Don't give up hope just yet. Rockhopper is a tough pyngwyn. I'm sure he made it.
<no sooner than the words were uttered, a figure staggers out of the wreckage>
IRL: Who is it? Rockhopper or the Evil Emperor Penguin
RHL: Calm down guys its me. Unfortunitely the EEP escaped as well. But at least his menace has been ended for now.
Reboot: Good because its about time for us to be getting back to Earth-1
IRL: But this is Earth-1
RHL: Not this arguement again!!!
Ded: So can you SMBer's come back with us and help defend LegionWorld?
IRL: Well as long as things are in control here
RHL: They are. Crown Prince Krestor is now the rightful ruler of the Pyngwyn people. He can take over here.
Reboot: Good. OK everyone, get ready for transport back to Earth-1!!!
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Princess Adelie: Wait! I'm going with you!
All:What?
Empress Maryss: Daughter, first I lose your father, then your brother and now you?
PA: Mother, Uncle Krestor will be Emperor now; the Rockhopper Power of Ice can only be passed on in the male line, even though I have the power almost to the degree of my brother. I want to make a difference in my own way: As a member of the SMB! As Rockhopper Lass!
Maryss: I understand and Eudyp--ah--Rockhopper Lad?
RhLad: Yes, Moth--ah--Empress?
Maryss: I'm sure your mother is very proud of you. As I am of my daughter.
RhLad: Thank you. I will bring your greetings and that of Emperor Krestor to my parents.
HDK: All SMBers in favour of admitting Rockhopper Lass say "aye"!
OGL, IFL and PDK: Aye!
IRL: It will have to be ratified by the whole membership later, but no one will argue it.
RhLass: Thank you! <Embraces her mother and uncle>
Ded: Are we all ready then? Legion World still is in danger.
RhLad:Your Majesty, Emperor Krestor, long may you reign in peace. Farewell, good lady Empress.
<He turns to OGL>
OGL:Rocky, I'm so glad you're all right! <He kisses RhLad whose crest feathers stand straight up. The SMBers and LMBers all disappear in a flash>
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---interlude-- Cobalt Kid (on Legion World): Rockhopper Lad & Dedman, this is a transmission I'm leaving for you. Legion World is under attack, though we are only beginning to realize the extent of it now. Though you just went on a deadly mission, its only going to get worse. I hope you haev a safe return...we're going to need you. <places transmission where Rockhopper and Dedman know where to find it.> Jailbait Lass: Come on Cobie, you're needed... Cobalt Kid: We'll need them more in the long haul... ---end interlude---
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<All arrive back on Legion World and receive the message.>
RhL:I think we need to get to the Security Office.
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Rockhopper Lad, you obviously don't know Cobalt Kid as well as I do. During an invasion, he would never leave a message at the Security Office. He would put it where he thinks everyone would check for messages. We should go to the Statue of Cobalt Kid.
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[non-story interlude]  Sooooo perfect. Absolutely perfect. [end interlude]
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