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Welcome, lovelies, to the grand opening of the Dreamerteria.

All Legion Worlders are welcome to free libations at the bar - Silverale, mead, lead serum smoothies, etc.

You will find complementary Venturan walking money for the casinos.

Please notice the ample litter box accomodations for the cats of Legion World and the Dreamerteria is, of course, tesseract friendly.

Performers are always welcome to take the stage and share their talents, whatever form they may take.

The elect, may join Miss Terious in her private but palatial boudoir to relax and unwind. Mayhaps receive a vision from the lady, herself.

But, remember... everything that happens in the Dreamerteria, stays in the Dreamerteria.

First one here! First one here!!!

This place is too good to be true, Miss T!

Let me be the first to thank you for constructing such a wonderful establishment! Free walking money? I've never been someplace that pays to enter before!

I sure hope Cobie comes by soon! He can take the stage and wow us with some poetry.

*ppuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr*

Thora of Taltar bids you welcome, Miss Terious! Perhaps we shall get together one evening and swap delightful tales of our encounters with cretinous males.

Golly, Miss Terious even got Thora to delurk from her cretin flogging!

That's our Missy!

Mom warned me 'bout those Southern ladies... luckily, she was right!

Descends the oppulent grand staircase, dressed in the finest haute couture of shimmering silk. Notices Trudy Truesoe and other members of the papparazzi as well as her friends & allies of Legion World.

Thank you to all in attendance and I'd like to announce my first vision:

I foresee new friendships and joyful abandon.

Let the party never end!

Hear, hear!

How do you stuff these Venturan guys into the slot machines? They don't seem to want to go.

Great shades of Freddy Krueger!

My dear Miss Terious! It's been lifetimes since I've seen you!

Dear friends, once this lovely young lady was known as Belvadhia, great princess of the Valtaar Empire. I, of course, was Meldotho, heir to the throne of Kelthos-5. Kelthos was such a peaceful world, with little ambition of conquest, but great wealth. I miss it so much!

When I first laid eyes on the beautiful Belvadhia, I knew I must make her my bride! Oh, what a fool I was! I should have known her intentions were less than noble! Though I suppose it was somewhat merciful for her to let me live as her eunuch slave for thirteen years after the Valtaar sneak attack on Kelthos which resulted in the death of most of my people.

Belvadhia must have enjoyed my constant admiration of her beauty, for even when she finally had me put to death, she had my eyes plucked out and kept in a jar in her chamber. Odd.

It is SUCH a pleasure to see you again, Belvadhia! Perhaps you could join me one evening in the wheeling mists that we might relive old times?

Or she can see Quislet to have a restraining order drawn up.

"Belvadhia" and "Meldotho" are Khund soap opera characters, according to my "Encyclopedia Galactica"

OOPS! Sorry!

Misread. The soap characters are actually "Ross" and "Rachel"

My bad!

Is there anybody here who *hasn't* screwed him over in another lifetime?

The Khundish version sounds a lot better, if you ask me. The ending, too.

Is not cognizant of her role as Belvadhia in a waking state but having such familiarity with Oneiros, I assume Dr. Mayavale/Meldotho remembers me from the Dreaming.

"Enjoy your pursuits, humble Mayavale!"

Meanwhile, my prisoner Kent Shakespeare has been deposited in my private boudoir. I excuse myself to my private quarters. My voluptuous ladies in waiting (a gift from the true queen Thora) have the situation well in hand. I send them on to attend to this matter, personally.

*From the closed door a low mechanical humming can be heard along with alternating cries of joy and pain. The hours pass quickly as the thorough interrogation eventually proves explosively fruitful!*

"Yes!"

"Yes! Oh, God, Yes!"

"I have the secret location of the Cobalt Kid! I will lay my trap for him next!"

I plan to feed Kent a mild sedative to alleviate the trauma of his torture, but, strangely, he is spent. He is sawing logs like a woodsman from New Vermont.

I issue the orders that upon his awakening, Kent is to be taken downstairs and released. Forever kept mum from speaking his experience - as per the house rule.

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Thank you Lashkins for giving me such eye candy to focus on during my grand opening. It put that extra pep in my step.

100 creds just to enter the casino, my friends! I'm independently wealthy from betting on the Venturan winged pony races.

Cobie's a poet? I didn't know it.

Chic outfit, Miss Terious! This is turning into a regular classy place.

The Mighty Quinn M. would be proud.

It's almost as much fun as a free man as it is as a captive of our hostess!

A very lovely place! And don't worry about setting a trap for me Missy, since thoughts of you in a gown sprung any trap that you needed

Maybe I'll take the stage for some poetry, a favorite hobby of mine. I can get deep, but also keep it fun too...

PS- Dr. Mayavale's post on the previous page is one of the funniest I've ever read online. I was literally howling with laughter

Pictures Cobie "sprung":

hey !! Miss Terious !!

can i join your "Dreamerteria"

Matthew.

The most beautiful man in the known universe AND a gentleman too?!?!?!? I graciously extend an open invitation to the Boy with Ultra Powers to use my 'establishment' whenever and however he sees fit *hee hee*