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Medicus Two #650936 09/27/04 01:31 PM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A I'm sorry Mss T. I destroyed Medicus One accidentally. I'm afraid all of this is still new to me and I mistakenly deleted that thread. I've been lurking whenever I had the chance though and I'm glad to see you've been working so hard for Medicus One. I suppose with this new funding you'll be receiving Medicus Two will thrive. Do forgive an old man, Misty.

Re: Medicus Two #650937 09/27/04 04:17 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 302 Delegate of Bgztl Penetrable Girl Active Penetrable Girl Active Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 302 Delegate of Bgztl Willikers! Well stuff happens. The new place is much nicer. Don't be a stranger so much Dr. G! Let's do lunch

Re: Medicus Two #650938 09/27/04 04:55 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Well, we promised to finance Medicus One, so I now pledge to finance Medicus Two. There should be more than enough funds to keep this place running. And Dr., try to post more often! It's good to see you take a break from working and mingle with the rest of us.

Re: Medicus Two #650939 09/27/04 05:26 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Dr. Gimlet, I'm so glad you're back. My chakras are blocked. Help! Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Medicus Two #650940 09/28/04 10:47 AM Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Hrun the Barbarian Active Hrun the Barbarian Active Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Hrun needs healing herbs. Quick wise man bring me you finest herbs or I shall remove one of your arms. Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!

Re: Medicus Two #650941 09/28/04 10:58 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 304 Delegate of Carggg Threesome Girl Active Threesome Girl Active Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 304 Delegate of Carggg Golly! The office is filling up quickly! Cramey Dr. Mayavale will see you in rm. 3 to unblock your chakras. And Hrun we only give healing herbs to our glaucoma patients. Now enjoy this candy striper while I suture this gash.

Re: Medicus Two #650942 09/28/04 11:00 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,161 Future The Present is Past Future The Present is Past Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,161 This facility seems even better than the first. You sure keep an immaculate place, Dr. Gimlet. Now, where do I go to have my blood pressure taken? I need some biofeedback logs for Stress Management class.

Re: Medicus Two #650943 09/28/04 11:09 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 304 Delegate of Carggg Threesome Girl Active Threesome Girl Active Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 304 Delegate of Carggg I'm on call today, Future. Luckily, I can triplicate and handle things more efficiently. It's a good thing the Priestess isn't around right now, as I'm sure that would raise your BP. Here's your reading, Future. You seem to be in excellent, Legion-ready shape. Care for a lollipop?

Re: Medicus Two #650944 09/28/04 11:27 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,161 Future The Present is Past Future The Present is Past Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,161 Why, yes! Thanks for the pressure reading, Try. I'll be sure to donate my lolipop to Gigglebot Girl next time I see her!

Re: Medicus Two #650945 09/28/04 12:35 PM Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 103 Northumberland Gigglebot Girl Substitute Gigglebot Girl Substitute Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 103 Northumberland giggle "Thanks future, shall I put it in my mouth now or later?" giggle Pass me my Super Lollypop.

Re: Medicus Two #650946 09/28/04 04:51 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple This place is looking lovely, except for the bloody injuries. Anywho, it's time for my check-up. And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: Medicus Two #650947 09/28/04 10:19 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 304 Delegate of Carggg Threesome Girl Active Threesome Girl Active Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 304 Delegate of Carggg Hmmmmm according to the appointment book, Abin Quank is scheduled for a complete physical at 7am. Loser Lad will be coming in for a colonic around 8am. Cramer's due for more chakra therapy with Dr. Mayavale at 8am also. Emerald Empress has an appointment with MLLASH for a new orb. And I'm sure Hrun will take another two nurses and call on us tomorrow. *sigh*

Re: Medicus Two #650948 09/28/04 10:31 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu Time Trapper Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 Where do you administer your injections?

Re: Medicus Two #650949 09/28/04 10:42 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 304 Delegate of Carggg Threesome Girl Active Threesome Girl Active Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 304 Delegate of Carggg Wherever you take it best, STUey Where would you inject me?

Re: Medicus Two #650950 09/28/04 10:45 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu Time Trapper Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 Depends on how much coverage you have. (From your health plan! )

Re: Medicus Two #650951 09/29/04 01:57 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer I think Dr. Mayavale's therapy is helping. This morning we're going to do a past life regression. He claims to be the Legion World expert in these matters. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Medicus Two #650952 09/29/04 07:07 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Abin Quank Wanderer Abin Quank Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island I'm here for my Physical but I refuse to wear that drafty gown thingy. Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...

Re: Medicus Two #650953 09/29/04 07:52 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 304 Delegate of Carggg Threesome Girl Active Threesome Girl Active Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 304 Delegate of Carggg Abin, please turn your head and *cough* while Dr. Gimlet performs this part of the exam.

Re: Medicus Two #650954 09/29/04 10:32 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... So, do you guys do that blood-replacement treatment like the one Keith Richards got? I'm just askin'. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: Medicus Two #650955 09/29/04 10:40 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 304 Delegate of Carggg Threesome Girl Active Threesome Girl Active Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 304 Delegate of Carggg That treatment is reserved solely for vampires and Keith Richards, OM. By the by, check out Vampire: The Thread in the Anywhere Machine. *shameless plug*

Re: Medicus Two #650956 09/30/04 07:38 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Abin Quank Wanderer Abin Quank Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Quote Originally posted by Trysexual Girl: Abin, please turn your head and *cough* while Dr. Gimlet performs this part of the exam. Why are Dr's hands always so COLD? Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...

Re: Medicus Two #650957 10/05/04 09:13 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 253 Delegate of Braal Magnetic Boy Active Magnetic Boy Active Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 253 Delegate of Braal I think Dr. Gimlet's idea to add a Planetary Chance Machine to the waiting room is an excellent way to pick the next patient! And the ball says... Eryk Davis Ester! Ummmm, I'll send the medics to gather the patient, now.

Re: Medicus Two #650958 10/05/04 09:35 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 253 Delegate of Braal Magnetic Boy Active Magnetic Boy Active Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 253 Delegate of Braal And while we wait for EDE to regain consciousness, nurse, go ahead and select a patient for room 2. And the ball chooses... Loser Lad! *sigh* Medics go gather the patient and undress him as well. I wonder what gave Dr. Gimlet the idea to install a Planetary Chance Machine in the waiting room.

Re: Medicus Two #650959 10/05/04 10:12 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 253 Delegate of Braal Magnetic Boy Active Magnetic Boy Active Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 253 Delegate of Braal And the Planetary Chance Machine chooses... Cobalt Kid! Medics gather the patient and disrobe him quietly in room 3.

Re: Medicus Two #650960 10/05/04 12:20 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 253 Delegate of Braal Magnetic Boy Active Magnetic Boy Active Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 253 Delegate of Braal And the Planetary Chance Machine chooses... Future! Golly! Once the medics have gathered and disrobed the patient, I'll begin my exams on them. If I'm lucky, they won't wake up too quickly. *tee hee*

Re: Medicus Two #650961 10/05/04 12:45 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,161 Future The Present is Past Future The Present is Past Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,161 Jeepers, Miss T! If you're going to gather four of the only straight bois of Legion World like that, best be wearing a female Alt-ID!

Re: Medicus Two #650962 10/05/04 12:52 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 253 Delegate of Braal Magnetic Boy Active Magnetic Boy Active Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 253 Delegate of Braal You're stuck with my Braalian suit till his post count reads 301!!! Now, lie back and enjoy your physical, Future. *tee hee* How do you make the graemlin with the girl hitting Time Trapper?

Re: Medicus Two #650963 10/05/04 01:07 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,161 Future The Present is Past Future The Present is Past Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,161 Very carefully. And I *DO* mean that on both counts... ...wait, didn't I just come in here to have my blood pressure checked?

Re: Medicus Two #650964 10/05/04 01:12 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 253 Delegate of Braal Magnetic Boy Active Magnetic Boy Active Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 253 Delegate of Braal Perhaps, Future, but I'm conducting extensive research on the "attributes" of certain LMBers. You are one of the chosen test subjects. Now, turn your head and cough please. *tee hee*

Re: Medicus Two #650965 10/05/04 04:07 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,044 Prague, Czech Republic rokk steady Magically Delicious rokk steady Magically Delicious Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,044 Prague, Czech Republic I demand to be examined! Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!

Re: Medicus Two #650966 10/05/04 04:11 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 253 Delegate of Braal Magnetic Boy Active Magnetic Boy Active Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 253 Delegate of Braal Kindly disrobe and follow me.

Re: Medicus Two #650967 10/05/04 04:18 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,044 Prague, Czech Republic rokk steady Magically Delicious rokk steady Magically Delicious Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,044 Prague, Czech Republic As long as I'm gettin' the same health benefits as everyone else here at LegionWorld, I'm cool. Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!

Re: Medicus Two #650968 10/05/04 04:30 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 253 Delegate of Braal Magnetic Boy Active Magnetic Boy Active Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 253 Delegate of Braal Does it hurt when I touch you *here* or if I press into you *here*?

Re: Medicus Two #650969 10/05/04 04:41 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,044 Prague, Czech Republic rokk steady Magically Delicious rokk steady Magically Delicious Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,044 Prague, Czech Republic I don't think the word "hurt" is the best word to describe my feeling right now. Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!

Re: Medicus Two #650970 10/05/04 04:49 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 253 Delegate of Braal Magnetic Boy Active Magnetic Boy Active Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 253 Delegate of Braal Interesting. Nurse cancel all my other appointments. I'm going to be having a private consultation with this patient until I can properly diagnose the condition. It could take hours. rokk, I'm noticing a definite hardening and there is arterial flow as well. Very interesting.

Re: Medicus Two #650971 10/05/04 04:56 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,044 Prague, Czech Republic rokk steady Magically Delicious rokk steady Magically Delicious Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,044 Prague, Czech Republic Gee, it sounds like you will need to be very thorough. I hope there aren't any medicus-two students around who are required to observe. I'm quite shy. Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!

Re: Medicus Two #650972 10/06/04 04:13 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 253 Delegate of Braal Magnetic Boy Active Magnetic Boy Active Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 253 Delegate of Braal At no time during this examination have I gotten the impression that you are "quite shy." But! You have certainly left an impression

Re: Medicus Two #650973 10/08/04 02:55 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,312 All Possible Locations Myriad Deputy Myriad Deputy Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,312 All Possible Locations (Signs off on medcruiser captain's delivery log.) Dr. Gimlet will rest easier knowing that Legion World has enough snaflu vaccines this year.

Re: Medicus Two #650974 10/08/04 10:34 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Faraway Lad Wanderer Faraway Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England I hear this is the pace to get a snafu vaccination? <rolls up sleeve> Better make mine a double strength one Faithfull

Re: Medicus Two #650975 10/09/04 09:03 AM Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 131 Delegate of Zuun Stretchable Lad Substitute Stretchable Lad Substitute Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 131 Delegate of Zuun Sorry, Far. You'll need to drop the trousers for the double-strength snaflu shot!

Re: Medicus Two #650976 10/09/04 10:08 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Faraway Lad Wanderer Faraway Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England You mean like this "And you can put that away young man" Faithfull

Re: Medicus Two #650977 10/09/04 11:11 AM Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 131 Delegate of Zuun Stretchable Lad Substitute Stretchable Lad Substitute Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 131 Delegate of Zuun Silly, Far. This shot will only hurt for a second. It's much better to get this shot than suffer unvaccinated during the snafluenza season.

Re: Medicus Two #650978 10/14/04 01:12 PM Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Hrun the Barbarian Active Hrun the Barbarian Active Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Well! She is not a pussy but maybe removing her pajamas would make a nice pouch? Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!

Re: Medicus Two #650979 10/14/04 01:58 PM Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 131 Delegate of Zuun Stretchable Lad Substitute Stretchable Lad Substitute Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 131 Delegate of Zuun Would you like to stroke my nethers, Barbarian?

Re: Medicus Two #650980 10/14/04 02:03 PM Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Hrun the Barbarian Active Hrun the Barbarian Active Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Hrun strokes the pussy and makes it quiver with pleasure Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!

Re: Medicus Two #650981 10/14/04 02:13 PM Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 131 Delegate of Zuun Stretchable Lad Substitute Stretchable Lad Substitute Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 131 Delegate of Zuun To return the favor, Cats gently licks Hrun's axe handle.

Re: Medicus Two #650982 10/14/04 02:17 PM Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Hrun the Barbarian Active Hrun the Barbarian Active Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Hrun takes an knife and slips in into his hand all the while making the kitty purr with pleasure Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!

Re: Medicus Two #650983 10/14/04 02:26 PM Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 131 Delegate of Zuun Stretchable Lad Substitute Stretchable Lad Substitute Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 131 Delegate of Zuun Despite the senses-blurring gratification that Hrun is delivering, Cats is wary enough to feel the air move (whiskers, don't ya know!) as he palms the blade. FSSSSST! Slashes the barbarian across the chest and dives for an opening tesseract!

Re: Medicus Two #650984 10/14/04 02:55 PM Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Hrun the Barbarian Active Hrun the Barbarian Active Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall I think tis love. Despite the super speed reaction of Cats, Hrun was faster. "tis a fine bit of fur and will be given a place of honour in the pouch. Methinks it is finer fur than even Stupid Cats" Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!

Re: Medicus Two #650985 10/14/04 03:12 PM Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 131 Delegate of Zuun Stretchable Lad Substitute Stretchable Lad Substitute Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 131 Delegate of Zuun *dreamy sigh* He is the sworn enemy of the feline kingdom, who is as family to me. And yet, his virility and potence fills me with fiery desire. Oh, the tragedy is near Shakespearean in its cruely!