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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Excuse me you two, but there aren't any adults around. You'll have to leave with me.
 Re-read the thread's title, Spunky. It's no longer Age-Restricted. Now, pass the drawn butter, please.
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Spunky? I have a really good spunk comment, but I don't want to upset the older folks...
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Gods, his arrogance is sexy! *swoons*
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Ah, thanks but I've never been a huge seafood fan and I can feel my arteries hardening just thinking about all that butter. Nice of you to offer though.
I think I'll just kick it in the Smoking room for a bit and watch Matlock on the big screen plasma TV for a while.
Ahhhh...so relaxing.
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Lobster sounds great, TS. I'll skip the butter and bread and put the lobster in the salad. You are such a good hostess. Must be that southern belle charm you have so much of.
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Thank you, kindly, Semi T.! I'm almost sure though that, within the confines of Club MLC if not all of LW, that we are immune to the ill effects of fatty foods.
We don't age, either. It's all the beauty and power of vampirism, without the bloodsucking. Pretty good deal, actually.
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Okay...Male test for age consideration...
What would you rather see...porno or burlesque.
If its porno, you are probably too young to get the full benefit of this club.
If its burlesque, you have started to age like a fine wine. You enjoy the natural beauty of life, and the tease that goes with it. The mind is stimulated much more than any other organ.
If its porno...go out and get a date.
If its burlesque, take the wife and enjoy a stimulating evening.
If its porno, go out to your clubs and your loud music and your wild dancin', ya young whippersnappers.
If its burlesque, sit back, enjoy an adult beverage for the taste and not necessarily the stupefy-ing effects, the art of the tease, and the joy of remembering when you had the energy to do something about it.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Next up, the ladies test...and since i am not a lady, lol, someone needs to find a good one for us.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
What would you rather see...porno or burlesque.
What if one doesn't care for either?
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Originally posted by Re-AniMiner: Originally posted by rickshaw1:
[b]What would you rather see...porno or burlesque.
You go to a Martin and Lewis Movie festival?
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Originally posted by Abin Quank: Originally posted by Re-AniMiner: [b] Originally posted by rickshaw1:
[b]What would you rather see...porno or burlesque.
What if one doesn't care for either? [/b] I may be old, but I'm not dead.
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The Delicate Delinquent - one of my favorites.
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Originally posted by Re-AniMiner: Originally posted by Abin Quank: [b] Originally posted by Re-AniMiner: [b] </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by rickshaw1: <strong>What would you rather see...porno or burlesque. What if one doesn't care for either? [/b] I may be old, but I'm not dead. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> 
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Then let me re-phrase, lol.
The STRAIGHT male...
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Maybe Miner is coming out as an asexual*.
*Reboot posted an article about "asexuals" as a sexual minority in the Anywhere Machine forum.
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Remember that life-expectancy test someone posted a while back?
Based on my lifestyle habits, and the corresponding life-expectancy results they generated, I'm already well past the time for a mid-life crisis...
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Well geez Stu, hostess fruit pies, pez and combos is hardly the best diet... 
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With lifespans ever extending, due to modern medical marvels, what is mid-life? 40-45?
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When I was young I was absolutely convinced I woouldn't see 40. I passed the mid-life part a long time ago. Now I'm charging through unexpected and uncharted territory. I really should have taken better care of myself.  Oh, and Burlesque definiitely. Smut really can't compare to a skilled striptease artist.
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Middle age may well be more of a frame of mind than a particular demographic, but I'd think of it age-wise as 45 to 65. Perhaps there's an "official" definiton. Just wait until I open up the even more exclusive establishment, Club Hot Flash! 
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Well, since i expect to kack off in my sixties due to family history, i am passing through my midlife now.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Originally posted by Somber Lass:
Maybe Miner is coming out as an asexual*.
In comparison with what occurs on the boards, I probably am.
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Membership open to all those aged 45 years and older. We are a very select group. Younger posters are welcome if accompanied by an eligible member.
:Wink: Bah! Excluded for being too young! The horror! I thought I left that all behind 13 years ago when I turned 21! *tears*
Dan
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Ok coffin dodgers, time for to rest here a while, after all, "theres nothing on the Telly" in the afternoon except people trying to sell me no win no fee compensation.
so I'll just sit here in this large comfortable leather armchair, have a glass of Port and read a good book.
This one looks interesting, all about Alexander the Great. Its really.........ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
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