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Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658760 10/10/04 02:18 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Can't keep up with the madcap hilarity and hi-jinks of the MMB? Did life pass you by? Probably your own fault - you've had your nose buried in comic books for the last 30 years, haven't you? At least it's not too late to join Club Mid-Life Crisis. Membership open to all those aged 45 years and older. We are a very select group. Younger posters are welcome if accompanied by an eligible member. :Wink: Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658761 10/10/04 02:25 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Um, 37 going on 67 according to wife and family. Does that count? Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658762 10/10/04 02:37 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 17,274 Omaha, Utah, DC, wherever my j... Lightning Lad Time Trapper Lightning Lad Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 17,274 Omaha, Utah, DC, wherever my j... As a Founder I have to protest any restricted Clubs, especially those based on age. If we start that then we have to start kicking people out for being too old or too young, according to the Legion constitution. Just post a hefty cover charge and you should be okay.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658763 10/10/04 02:38 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Can someone accompany me? I want to play too!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658764 10/10/04 02:40 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Quote Originally posted by Lightning Lad: Just post a hefty cover charge and you should be okay. Well, now I'm really screwed

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658765 10/10/04 02:43 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Quote Originally posted by Lightning Lad: As a Founder I have to protest any restricted Clubs, especially those based on age. If we start that then we have to start kicking people out for being too old or too young, according to the Legion constitution. Just post a hefty cover charge and you should be okay. Bah! You're just jealous 'cause you're too young! Rickshaw, you're in. Cobie, you're welcome as long as one of us old coots is in the vicinity. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658766 10/10/04 02:44 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,312 All Possible Locations Myriad Deputy Myriad Deputy Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,312 All Possible Locations Golly! I'm broke and underage. Miss Cramer will you volunteer to be my eligible member. I'd ask Abin but he gets too excited when I say "eligble member." I'll whisper all of the best MMB gossip into your ear!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658767 10/10/04 02:46 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 17,274 Omaha, Utah, DC, wherever my j... Lightning Lad Time Trapper Lightning Lad Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 17,274 Omaha, Utah, DC, wherever my j... Quote Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Quote Originally posted by Lightning Lad: [b] As a Founder I have to protest any restricted Clubs, especially those based on age. If we start that then we have to start kicking people out for being too old or too young, according to the Legion constitution. Just post a hefty cover charge and you should be okay. Bah! You're just jealous 'cause you're too young! [/b] Don't push the age issue with me. I can shut you down real quick. And anyone who has been working since the age of 10, earning a real paycheck, like I have, isn't too young for anything.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658768 10/10/04 02:51 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Well, okay, LL - threats always work, at least until I get my space-lawyer working on it. Miss T., same rule as applies to Cobie - you're welcome here as long as some oldster is on-line at the MMB. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658769 10/10/04 02:56 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,312 All Possible Locations Myriad Deputy Myriad Deputy Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,312 All Possible Locations Golly! Miss Cramer, I don't see any "oldsters," just "goldsters!" (Tries to walk the line between genuine nicety and blatant @$$-kissing.)

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658770 10/10/04 02:57 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,846 here, more often than not Harbinger Wanderer Harbinger Wanderer Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,846 here, more often than not I'm 44 next month FC, can I sneak in? Legion Worlds NINE - wait, there's even more ongoing amazing adventures? Yup, and you'll only find them in the Bits o' Legionnaire Business Forum.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658771 10/10/04 03:02 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Close enough, Mrs. C B. and nice to have you here. As you can see, we're not particularly fussy, age-wise. Perhaps I should open it up to people who are either (a) mid-life or (b) having a crisis. That would probably cover just about everyone. Oh, and Miss Tricks - very nicely balanced...! Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658772 10/10/04 03:04 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 I guess I qualify age-wise. What a great club. I do think the underage guests should follow that wise old practice and "be seen, not heard." Just kidding. BTW, when is one supposed to have a mid-life crisis. And are you allowed more than one. I think I had my first in my 30's when I went back to law school. Now, I think I'm having another because I don't want to be a lawyer anymore. Is it too late to be a cowboy or an astronaut?

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658773 10/10/04 03:07 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,312 All Possible Locations Myriad Deputy Myriad Deputy Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,312 All Possible Locations If Semi gets to be a space cowboy, then I get to be a princess and I'll expect my knight in shining armor to come calling within the next 30 minutes.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658774 10/10/04 03:10 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Good luck.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658775 10/10/04 03:11 PM Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,387 Smallville Sector : Greater Me... Yk Legionnaire! Yk Legionnaire! Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,387 Smallville Sector : Greater Me... "Goldsters" ha ha ha We may be older and slower than you youngsters but always remember "old age and dirty tricks beat youth and enthusiasm every time"

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658776 10/10/04 03:18 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,312 All Possible Locations Myriad Deputy Myriad Deputy Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,312 All Possible Locations Golly! What's all this moisture behind my ears?

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658777 10/10/04 09:06 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... That's the best straight line I've been handed in a year, but I just can't bring myself to run with it. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658778 10/10/04 09:10 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,312 All Possible Locations Myriad Deputy Myriad Deputy Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,312 All Possible Locations The sad thing is, even as much as I like to consider myself the Innuendo Queen, that one flew over my head till you pointed it out, Miner. I would like to know, however, how wetness behind one's ears came to be equated with youth and inexperience. I would imagine it connotes newbornness but why did they forget to dry behind the ears?

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658779 10/10/04 09:41 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Abin Quank Wanderer Abin Quank Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Consarn Youngsters always making so much noise... All that ohhing and ahhing, and moaning and groaning... Oops, thats me in the john... Okay which one of you whippersnappers recorded that! Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658780 10/11/04 02:17 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer From www.word-detective.com/back-c2.html "Wet behind the ears," meaning inexperienced or naive, comes to us from the wonderful world of baby farm animals. It seems that the last part of a newborn horse or cow ("foal" and "calf" to the cognoscenti) to dry out after birth is the area behind the little critter's ears. Thus, to say that someone is "wet behind the ears" is a folksy way of saying that they lack the experience or savvy necessary to accomplish a task. The first published use of "wet behind the ears" in print dates only to the early 20th century, but most authorities believe that the phrase itself is much older than that and, like many folk sayings, was used in popular speech long before anyone used it in print. This clarification brought to you by the management of Club M.L.C. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658781 10/11/04 05:57 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Faraway Lad Wanderer Faraway Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England This looks like a niice spot. FC, I'm not 45 till next May, can I get on the waiting list or somthing. Now that chair looks nice and comfy. ahhhhhhh! Where am I again? Faithfull

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658782 10/11/04 05:59 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Only twenty two years to go before I can join up! Looks like I'll have to have Far bring me until 2026!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658783 10/11/04 10:30 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 FC, I hope you're not thinking of stocking the club with rockers. Some of us aren't quite ready to pass quietly into the second half of our lives. Put in a gym, will you?

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658784 10/11/04 11:05 AM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,446 Denver, CO CJ Taylor Legionnaire! CJ Taylor Legionnaire! Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,446 Denver, CO Once again- Too young to do anything fun... and Old enough to know better... Just spouting off.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658785 10/11/04 11:09 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quote Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: FC, I hope you're not thinking of stocking the club with rockers. Yeah ! No Rod Stewarts or Mick Jaggers! Those guys are old!!! Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658786 10/11/04 11:13 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Quote Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Quote Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: [b] FC, I hope you're not thinking of stocking the club with rockers. Yeah ! No Rod Stewarts or Mick Jaggers! Those guys are old!!![/b] See that's how old I am, I didn't even catch the double entendre. (Although Stewart and Jagger are way older than I am).

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658787 10/11/04 11:26 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,886 Santa Ana, CA Omni Craig Deputy Omni Craig Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,886 Santa Ana, CA I'm only 37, but I ought to qualify. All the men in my family die at 74, so I'm officially halfway done. Doesn't get much more "mid" than that. My father is convinced he has only 6 more years to live (he'll be 68 in December). My brothers and I try to convince him otherwise, but he doesn't seem to want to hear it. He got a clean bill of health in his last doctor visit, but he said grandpa was healthy as a horse till he died at 73 & 11 months, so that's no indicator. Craig C. - Time travel stories are told in chronillogical order.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658788 10/11/04 11:47 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Rockers? Rockers are for young parents with babies. Forget the rockers, as in chairs. We're past all that. If any grandchildren want to visit, they'll just have to crawl on the floor. I was thinking about a hammock for the front porch, however. As for musical rockers, we have a collection which caters to all tastes, including those with nostalgia for such 60s favourites as Jagger and Stewart. Faraway, your early-onset short term memory loss guarantees you a place! Omni C., don't fret about dying young, for heaven's sake! Get a guest pass and go work out in our top-of-the-line gym instead. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658789 10/11/04 01:55 PM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A Miss Cramer's here so I think it's okay for me to sneak in this post. Thank you for clearing up my "wbte" quandry. Is it okay if I go ahead and hang the hammock on the porch? Maybe Cobie would like to join me?

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658790 10/11/04 02:34 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Faraway Lad Wanderer Faraway Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Gosh FC you know, this is such a nice restful place away from all the ruckus the young un's make, someone ought to open a club just for the oldsters or something. what? Whats that speak up gosh durned whispering, in my day children stood up when an adult entered the room, and spoke up! And they took their caps off an all. Now where's that Hammock? Faithfull

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658791 10/11/04 02:52 PM Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,387 Smallville Sector : Greater Me... Yk Legionnaire! Yk Legionnaire! Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,387 Smallville Sector : Greater Me... A hammock? Naw, that'll be for later in the day when it's nap time. For now though may I suggest port and cigars in the War Room? The fireplace, the comfy chairs and the robo-butler are sounding awfully attravtive right now. ...and none of that no-carb, low-fat, no-salt junk for lunch if you please.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658792 10/12/04 01:02 AM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple I have the body of an 18 year old, but the soul and mind the was created at the beginning from the Fires Of Creation. Does that mean I qualify? And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658793 10/12/04 04:04 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Yellow Kid, through the magic of Legion World, you may eat Beef Wellington and trifle to your heart's content at Club MLC, with no ill effects. Viv, you're welcome here as a guest of course - but you really must be experiencing some of the early-creakiness and sagging energy of middle age to be a full-fledged member. And I forgot to tell CJ that feeling too old to be young and too young to be old should qualify him as a middle ager, on probation. Maybe his mother lied about his birthdate... Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658794 10/12/04 04:34 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,699 Starhaven Consulate, City of A... G Greybird Leader Greybird Leader G Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,699 Starhaven Consulate, City of A... Now, this is my kind of place. Pour this 45-ster a Rum and Diet Coke, if you please. Does being whimsy-challenged qualify as being in a (somewhere-in-)life crisis? Around here, it does, methinks {rueful smile, as he sips his drink}

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658795 10/12/04 04:55 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Faraway Lad Wanderer Faraway Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Quote Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Yellow Kid, through the magic of Legion World, you may eat Beef Wellington and trifle to your heart's content at Club MLC, with no ill effects. Mmmmmmmmm. Beef Wellington, yum yum. And a fully sherry trifle with "real" cream. if you can promise me fresh baked thick cut breead with real butter and home made jam for breakfast, I may never eat anywhere else again. Sit gingerly down in chair saving his aching back from further strain. Faithfull

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658796 10/12/04 10:27 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Far, are you still here? Um...guess I better leave for a bit...

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658797 10/12/04 10:59 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 167 Delegate of Starhaven Morningstar Substitute Morningstar Substitute Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 167 Delegate of Starhaven My get-up-and-go got up and went when I heard that middle agers get to eat so divinely with no ill effects. Oy! My back, my aching back! May I have some more beef wellington, please? Excuse me, Far, I'd like some of that fresh baked bread with extra real butter. *tee hee*

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658798 10/12/04 12:12 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Most of use middle agers have to be very careful about what we eat in real life. I think it's only in this make-believe world that we can eat anything without ill effect. And beef wellington won't hurt you, as long as you don't each the crust.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658799 10/12/04 12:27 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,846 here, more often than not Harbinger Wanderer Harbinger Wanderer Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,846 here, more often than not But Semi, the crust is the best bit! Legion Worlds NINE - wait, there's even more ongoing amazing adventures? Yup, and you'll only find them in the Bits o' Legionnaire Business Forum.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658800 10/12/04 12:38 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 167 Delegate of Starhaven Morningstar Substitute Morningstar Substitute Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 167 Delegate of Starhaven I brought a few bottles of fullbodied merlot that will go fabulously with this dinner.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658801 10/12/04 01:56 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Faraway Lad Wanderer Faraway Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Tackstar, you are an angel. Uncorks bottle and pours two large glasses. This Beef is so tender. Yum Yum Faithfull

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658802 10/12/04 02:28 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Damnation, I enjoy everybody's company too much to keep this place age-restricted. But we're still catering solely to the needs and interests of the oft-neglected middle-aged. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658803 10/12/04 02:34 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple Quote Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Viv, you're welcome here as a guest of course - but you really must be experiencing some of the early-creakiness and sagging energy of middle age to be a full-fledged member. With this worlds doctors, I'll never sag. And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658804 10/12/04 03:15 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 ah, the unrestrained optimism of youth!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658805 10/12/04 03:39 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 167 Delegate of Starhaven Morningstar Substitute Morningstar Substitute Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 167 Delegate of Starhaven Quote Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Damnation, I enjoy everybody's company too much to keep this place age-restricted. But we're still catering solely to the needs and interests of the oft-neglected middle-aged. Either I have an old soul or Cramey's just a great host, because I'm feeling well catered to. *tee hee*

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658806 10/13/04 12:47 AM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple Quote Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: ah, the unrestrained optimism of youth! I'll get nipped, tucked, and injected with a tank load of botox before I look a day over 25. And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658807 10/13/04 08:42 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 167 Delegate of Starhaven Morningstar Substitute Morningstar Substitute Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 167 Delegate of Starhaven Would anyone like to join me in a bountiful lobster and shrimp feast, today? It will be accompanied with real drawn butter, caesar salad, fresh bread, and an exquisitely dry chardonnay!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658808 10/13/04 09:00 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Excuse me you two, but there aren't any adults around. You'll have to leave with me.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658809 10/13/04 09:04 AM Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,923 Texas rtvu2 Legionnaire! rtvu2 Legionnaire! Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,923 Texas how about the ones of us suffering a quarter life crisis....

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658810 10/13/04 10:26 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 167 Delegate of Starhaven Morningstar Substitute Morningstar Substitute Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 167 Delegate of Starhaven Quote Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Excuse me you two, but there aren't any adults around. You'll have to leave with me. Re-read the thread's title, Spunky. It's no longer Age-Restricted. Now, pass the drawn butter, please.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658811 10/13/04 10:33 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Spunky? I have a really good spunk comment, but I don't want to upset the older folks...

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658812 10/13/04 10:36 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 167 Delegate of Starhaven Morningstar Substitute Morningstar Substitute Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 167 Delegate of Starhaven Gods, his arrogance is sexy! *swoons*

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658813 10/13/04 10:38 AM Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,387 Smallville Sector : Greater Me... Yk Legionnaire! Yk Legionnaire! Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,387 Smallville Sector : Greater Me... Ah, thanks but I've never been a huge seafood fan and I can feel my arteries hardening just thinking about all that butter. Nice of you to offer though. I think I'll just kick it in the Smoking room for a bit and watch Matlock on the big screen plasma TV for a while. Ahhhh...so relaxing. ... ... ...zzzzzzzzzz.....

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658814 10/13/04 10:58 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Lobster sounds great, TS. I'll skip the butter and bread and put the lobster in the salad. You are such a good hostess. Must be that southern belle charm you have so much of.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658815 10/13/04 11:03 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 167 Delegate of Starhaven Morningstar Substitute Morningstar Substitute Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 167 Delegate of Starhaven Thank you, kindly, Semi T.! I'm almost sure though that, within the confines of Club MLC if not all of LW, that we are immune to the ill effects of fatty foods. We don't age, either. It's all the beauty and power of vampirism, without the bloodsucking. Pretty good deal, actually.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658816 10/16/04 11:24 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Okay...Male test for age consideration... What would you rather see...porno or burlesque. If its porno, you are probably too young to get the full benefit of this club. If its burlesque, you have started to age like a fine wine. You enjoy the natural beauty of life, and the tease that goes with it. The mind is stimulated much more than any other organ. If its porno...go out and get a date. If its burlesque, take the wife and enjoy a stimulating evening. If its porno, go out to your clubs and your loud music and your wild dancin', ya young whippersnappers. If its burlesque, sit back, enjoy an adult beverage for the taste and not necessarily the stupefy-ing effects, the art of the tease, and the joy of remembering when you had the energy to do something about it. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658817 10/16/04 11:26 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Next up, the ladies test...and since i am not a lady, lol, someone needs to find a good one for us. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658818 10/16/04 11:28 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Quote Originally posted by rickshaw1: What would you rather see...porno or burlesque. What if one doesn't care for either? Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658819 10/16/04 11:33 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Abin Quank Wanderer Abin Quank Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Quote Originally posted by Re-AniMiner: Quote Originally posted by rickshaw1: [b]What would you rather see...porno or burlesque. What if one doesn't care for either? [/b] You go to a Martin and Lewis Movie festival? Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658820 10/16/04 11:36 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Quote Originally posted by Abin Quank: Quote Originally posted by Re-AniMiner: [b] Quote Originally posted by rickshaw1: [b]What would you rather see...porno or burlesque. What if one doesn't care for either? [/b] You go to a Martin and Lewis Movie festival?[/b] I may be old, but I'm not dead. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658821 10/16/04 11:36 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 The Delicate Delinquent - one of my favorites.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658822 10/16/04 12:09 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Abin Quank Wanderer Abin Quank Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Quote Originally posted by Re-AniMiner: Quote Originally posted by Abin Quank: [b] Quote Originally posted by Re-AniMiner: [b] </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by rickshaw1: <strong>What would you rather see...porno or burlesque. What if one doesn't care for either? [/b] You go to a Martin and Lewis Movie festival?[/b] I may be old, but I'm not dead. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658823 10/16/04 12:36 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Then let me re-phrase, lol. The STRAIGHT male... Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658824 10/17/04 01:05 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... I am a straight male. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658825 10/17/04 03:15 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 298 Delegate of Talok VIII Obsidian Lass Active Obsidian Lass Active Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 298 Delegate of Talok VIII Maybe Miner is coming out as an asexual*. *Reboot posted an article about "asexuals" as a sexual minority in the Anywhere Machine forum.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658826 10/17/04 06:38 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu Time Trapper Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 Remember that life-expectancy test someone posted a while back? Based on my lifestyle habits, and the corresponding life-expectancy results they generated, I'm already well past the time for a mid-life crisis...

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658827 10/17/04 07:18 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Well geez Stu, hostess fruit pies, pez and combos is hardly the best diet...

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658828 10/17/04 07:37 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 298 Delegate of Talok VIII Obsidian Lass Active Obsidian Lass Active Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 298 Delegate of Talok VIII With lifespans ever extending, due to modern medical marvels, what is mid-life? 40-45?

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658829 10/17/04 09:03 PM Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,387 Smallville Sector : Greater Me... Yk Legionnaire! Yk Legionnaire! Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,387 Smallville Sector : Greater Me... When I was young I was absolutely convinced I woouldn't see 40. I passed the mid-life part a long time ago. Now I'm charging through unexpected and uncharted territory. I really should have taken better care of myself. Oh, and Burlesque definiitely. Smut really can't compare to a skilled striptease artist.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658830 10/18/04 03:41 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Middle age may well be more of a frame of mind than a particular demographic, but I'd think of it age-wise as 45 to 65. Perhaps there's an "official" definiton. Just wait until I open up the even more exclusive establishment, Club Hot Flash! Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658831 10/18/04 06:18 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina Well, since i expect to kack off in my sixties due to family history, i am passing through my midlife now. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658832 10/18/04 06:15 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Quote Originally posted by Somber Lass: Maybe Miner is coming out as an asexual*. In comparison with what occurs on the boards, I probably am. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658833 10/18/04 08:03 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,331 Newburgh, NY ferroboy Legionnaire! ferroboy Legionnaire! Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,331 Newburgh, NY Quote Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Membership open to all those aged 45 years and older. We are a very select group. Younger posters are welcome if accompanied by an eligible member. :Wink: Bah! Excluded for being too young! The horror! I thought I left that all behind 13 years ago when I turned 21! *tears* Dan

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658834 10/19/04 05:45 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Faraway Lad Wanderer Faraway Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Ok coffin dodgers, time for to rest here a while, after all, "theres nothing on the Telly" in the afternoon except people trying to sell me no win no fee compensation. so I'll just sit here in this large comfortable leather armchair, have a glass of Port and read a good book. This one looks interesting, all about Alexander the Great. Its really.........ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz Faithfull

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658835 10/19/04 05:58 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 1,865 Edinburgh, Scotland Pariscub Deputy Pariscub Deputy Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 1,865 Edinburgh, Scotland Quote Originally posted by Faraway Lad: Ok coffin dodgers, time for to rest here a while, after all, "theres nothing on the Telly" in the afternoon except people trying to sell me no win no fee compensation. so I'll just sit here in this large comfortable leather armchair, have a glass of Port and read a good book. This one looks interesting, all about Alexander the Great. Its really.........ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz Don't tell me there's nothing to do in Newcastle in the afternoon. I'm sure you have ways of getting into trouble Ze Frainch Legion fan

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658836 10/19/04 06:02 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Quote Originally posted by Pariscub: Don't tell me there's nothing to do in Newcastle in the afternoon. I'm sure you have ways of getting into trouble He just hasn't learned enough French yet. Give him time. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658837 10/19/04 09:29 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Faraway Lad Wanderer Faraway Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England There is a response to that straight feed line Miner, but I think I'll pass. Faithfull

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658838 10/19/04 11:44 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Don't forget the classical languages.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658839 10/19/04 08:39 PM Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,387 Smallville Sector : Greater Me... Yk Legionnaire! Yk Legionnaire! Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,387 Smallville Sector : Greater Me... Hey, I see Pov and I have the same opinion of these nice comfy overstuffed La-z-boy chairs. Now we just need a couple of sweet young things in Hellfire Club outfits and all is well. Has you seen the upstairs maid yet? Hubba-hubba

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658840 10/20/04 02:49 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Does this club have a Crisis and Contemplation Room where one can go in the throes of one's crisis to contemplate the rudderless course of one's life. (I tried not to make it about me. )

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658841 10/20/04 02:54 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer One may retreat to the peaceful silence of the Library and either stare at the roaring fire or out the bay window, contemplating one's rudderless drifting to one's heart's content, or discontent, as the case may be. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658842 10/20/04 02:57 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Point the way!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658843 10/20/04 03:04 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Just follow the sound of deep, mournful sighs, interspersed with gnashing of teeth. That'll take you to the Library, or to the Red Sox locker room. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658844 10/20/04 03:35 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Wow, it's crowded in the Library.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658845 10/23/04 08:58 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Nopbody here either. I guess nobody has a mid-life crisis on Saturday night.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658846 10/23/04 09:24 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... The night is still young. We aren't, but the night is. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658847 10/23/04 09:26 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Join me in the billiards room for a game and a single malt, Miner?

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658848 10/23/04 09:28 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Sounds like a plan, Semi. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658849 10/23/04 09:30 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 8 Ball? Better be 8 ball, because I don't know any other games. SHAKES Mobile is sending over a nice 12-year old -- scotch that is.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658850 10/23/04 09:35 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,312 All Possible Locations Myriad Deputy Myriad Deputy Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,312 All Possible Locations I've got the winner.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658851 10/23/04 09:35 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... I think I can bluff through 8 Ball OK. And why wait for the Mobile? <reaches out hand, pulls it back, and lays a bottle on the pool table> You want some shot glasses? Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658852 10/23/04 09:36 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 No I happen to have a couple of Baccarat whiskies. You want ice, soda, or straight up?

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658853 10/23/04 09:37 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Yes. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658854 10/23/04 09:39 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Oh, I forgot, I'll need 3 whiskies for you One straight up, one with ice, and one with soda. Right?

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658855 10/23/04 09:41 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Right. If you like, I'll pour and you can break. How do you want yours? Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658856 10/23/04 09:46 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Rocks, please. And he breaks. I sunk the 2, so I get the lower numbered balls.

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658857 10/23/04 09:56 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Here you go. Nice shot. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted #658858 10/24/04 12:02 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Sorry I had to duck out on the game, Miner. I'll give you that one and you're one up. More whisky?