Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Portfolio Boy's Drawing Room (Beware, here there be campaign promises!)

Herein, a list of campaign promises I may, or may not, keep. But only by voting for Portfolio Boy for Legion World leader, will you grant me the authority to dissapoint you.

1) I shall name LASH to the post of PLATONIC LOVER AND GRAND EXHALTED ADVISOR ON ALL THINGS FABOO!

2) I shall actually post completed sequantial art pages for MATTER-EATER LAD: The SERIES

3) If not completed, I will at least post whatever I did manage to do.

4) I shall, henceforth, thoroughly spellchack all posts before hitting send.

5) I shall reveal the identity of Sir Prize.

6) STATUES FOR EVERYBODY!!

7) I shall work tirelessly to promote, praise, and publicize Legion World to all areas of the Net.

8) I will complete the Legion index begun in the Encyclopedia Galactica section.

9) I will rebuild and post the Legion Creature Tenure lists that were once a part of my Legion website.

10) I will personally welcome each new member to Legion World.

11) I shall form a Legion World welcome committee to help design and create a special Klordy Kit Welcome Package for all new members.

12) I shall force Kid Prime to finish the Legion card game he bagan designing.

13) I shall design, launch, enable, facilitate, encourage, or otherwise tolerate all manner of games and events to keep us all entertained during the roughly two months we are without Legion material.

14) I will launch a new Legion trivia contest that will score points and award actual real prizes to the first poster(s) to reach a certain score (i.e. 247)

15) I shall allow the ALT-ID's to run rampant and completely control the outcome of the next election... assuming I choose to hold one.

PoFo, I love all of your campaign promises! Except...#15!

We simply MUST keep having elections. Alt IDs can run rampant all they want, of course, but we can't do away with LMB tradition!

hmmmm... I'll take the deafening silence (apart from Future) as total acquiesence of my plan.

But, just in case

You know, I really do need to get to work on that card game...

Ya know, I may just vote for ya. Us small-town journos gotta stick together.

Hrun, opens the french windows into the drawing room, reaches in and takes pages of art lying on table.

"Pretty pictures, Hrun like"

Miss T speaking to you PoFo through yet another alt-thrall of mine...

If you give Lashkins the title you promised me as Eye Lash Lass when you thought you were addressing LASH, I'll stomp your toes and toss a grrr!nade at you.

However, if you create a new equally grand position of power for me, I'll forgive you. *tee hee*

YAY! 8,943 more HRUNS, and I can quit this crappy customer service job!

How about, "unindicted co-conspirator?"

Something else else more girlie! (Miss T here!)

Benevolent Concubine and International Fashion Consutant?

Make it Benevolent Fashion Consultant and International Concubine and we can start negotiating.

You lost my vote with the first one... but I'm SOOOOOOO effin' intrigued by this other one.

sIR pRIZE AM CHUMP. hIM NO LONGE EXIST. gET EATEN BY hYPERTIME sPACE wHALE!

Only two days left to vote Portfolio Boy!

You know you WANT to!