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Live at the Red Carpet for the Inaugural Ball
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Hello, this is Giant Squid reporting Live at the Red Carpet at Legion World's most important event in recent history. Today begins the Inaugural Ball that will induct Stu as the newest leader at Legion World, as well as He Who Wanders as his deputy. Princess Crujectra and Eyrk Davis Ester will also be honored for their services as the leaders during the previous term.

Now: on to the important stuff. You, fellow Legion Worlders, want to know the gossip, and we're here to bring it to you! I'm here to show these Legion World celebrities off for what their wearing, who they're dating and what crazy shenanagans they get themselves into at this bash! Rumor is that SHAKES has pulled out all the stops to supply the new Legion World Mansion with liquor, and knowing the oversexed posters here, this ball is going to be HOT!

The party starts at the Legion World mansion and will spill over into SHAKES and the Starfield Lounge eventually. One can only hope that Cafe Cramer will have that patented hangover cure that one poster mentioned in another thread. But the big questions still remain:

What will Lash be wearing, and who will be this super-sexy bachelor's date?

Will Thriftshop Debutante arrive with Lester Spiffany, or is Eyrk Davis Ester finally getting the date of his life?

What fabulous outfit will Princess Crujectra fill out, and how will the strait male population of Legion World recover from it?

Who will Security chief and heart-throb Cobalt Kid bring to this ball, and how will the fans of this celebrity react to her?

Will Space Ranger show up after his recent pro-Alt ID stance caused some controversy a few days back?

What will Vee and Semi be wearing now that Semi is back and the two love birds are back together?

And just who is Icefyre going to be bringing? What about Shark Lad, Quislet, Esq. and the rest? We, the low posting citizens of Legion World are curious!

And when is Stu, that lovable little pup gonna show up?

This is Giant Squid, reporting to you live, from the Red Carpet.

Queeg

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I'm arriving dateless but I don't intend to leave that way!


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I'm looking for a date as we speak! Any takers? I'll try to keep my hands to myself... wink

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Well where's the fun in THAT, Cobie Cakes? wink


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Cobie, I hope you'll be attired in your best Chippendales tux - you know the one - tails, bow tie, no shirt and velcro pull-away tuxedo pants. We've already had a SHAKES silver silk thong sent to your Security Office for the occassion. I hope you'll do us the honor of wearing it.

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And when is Stu, that lovable little pup gonna show up?
I may be a pup now, but I'm planning to be human again just for this big event. (I'm still picking out what I'm going to wear. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!)

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[b]And when is Stu, that lovable little pup gonna show up?
I may be a pup now, but I'm planning to be human again just for this big event. (I'm still picking out what I'm going to wear. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!)[/b]
Could you come as Dean Cain? Please!

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Can't do Dean Cain.

Would you accept Howard Dean? Michael Caine?

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Ugghh. Stay a puppy.

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And wear clothes. Just a suggestion, of course.

I wonder if this journalistic effort is backed by Winema Wazzo. Wasn't she trying to start up an alternative media outlet?


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I will be arriving dateless as well...


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I'm looking for a date as we speak! Any takers?
*AHEM* Guess I'll have to be even more subtle than before! <My! He can be a little slow on the uptake sometimes!>

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I'll try to keep my hands to myself... wink
And just why would you want to do that? wink


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The weekend-long inaugural ball is now goin' on over at the mansion...! cheers

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Well it looks like the inaugural ball has gotten under way! Cobalt Kid and the Emerald Empress arrived looking incredible and the arrival of Lash and Saturn Girl caused for the fans gathered around the red carpet to scream!

Arachne, Varalant and Semi Transparent Fellow are also in attendance so far and all are looking magnificent!

The big story so far is MLLASH dropping his pants and mooning the crowd at the Security Office, who is eagerly awaiting to get a peak of their heroes! Millions of young girls and boys squeeled in delight at the sight!

This reporter is positive that the story will only get better from here, since the supply of booze at the ball is endless, despite the attempts to finish it as fast as possible!

Stay tuned, as we watch as the Legion Worlders party like there is no tomorrow!

This is Giant Squid, and that's my story Queeg


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