Hello, this is Giant Squid reporting Live at the Red Carpet at Legion World's most important event in recent history. Today begins the Inaugural Ball that will induct Stu as the newest leader at Legion World, as well as He Who Wanders as his deputy. Princess Crujectra and Eyrk Davis Ester will also be honored for their services as the leaders during the previous term.
Now: on to the important stuff. You, fellow Legion Worlders, want to know the gossip, and we're here to bring it to you! I'm here to show these Legion World celebrities off for what their wearing, who they're dating and what crazy shenanagans they get themselves into at this bash! Rumor is that SHAKES has pulled out all the stops to supply the new Legion World Mansion with liquor, and knowing the oversexed posters here, this ball is going to be HOT!
The party starts at the Legion World mansion and will spill over into SHAKES and the Starfield Lounge eventually. One can only hope that Cafe Cramer will have that patented hangover cure that one poster mentioned in another thread. But the big questions still remain:
What will Lash be wearing, and who will be this super-sexy bachelor's date?
Will Thriftshop Debutante arrive with Lester Spiffany, or is Eyrk Davis Ester finally getting the date of his life?
What fabulous outfit will Princess Crujectra fill out, and how will the strait male population of Legion World recover from it?
Who will Security chief and heart-throb Cobalt Kid bring to this ball, and how will the fans of this celebrity react to her?
Will Space Ranger show up after his recent pro-Alt ID stance caused some controversy a few days back?
What will Vee and Semi be wearing now that Semi is back and the two love birds are back together?
And just who is Icefyre going to be bringing? What about Shark Lad, Quislet, Esq. and the rest? We, the low posting citizens of Legion World are curious!
And when is Stu, that lovable little pup gonna show up?
This is Giant Squid, reporting to you live, from the Red Carpet.