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Today you underwent a secret training seminar created by the LMB founders to make sure you're training as new members of the LMB was coming along good.
That's right, all those things I said and me attacking you in the skies of LW were part of a training seminar designed to teach you self-defense.
As LMB founders and former leaders, Lash and I don't feel the need to explain ourselves. After all, I'm chief of security of Legion World.
You both passed with flying colors. Congrats!
That is all.
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I passed, this means that Lash is no longer my dictator?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Um...well, you see, the thing is...
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Psst. You don't feel the need to explain yourself, remember?
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Uma Thurman is currently in your kitchen, bound and gagged. I've placed 3 Grrr!nades (  ) in her stewpot and they are set to explode when the stew reaches a full boil. Good luck passing our test, Ggrrggian. 
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 Stewma Thurman for dinner?
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Uma is a good actress, but HAHAHAHAHA!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Uma means horse in Japanese.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Her name is Horse Thurman! 
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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*Sigh* <pulls Uma out of Tesseract> You know, I really would like to see Kill Bill vol. 3 one of these days, so if it's all the same to you, I'm taking the lady here someplace safe. And no, Cobie, I'm not telling you where that is either. <teleports>
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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I've been here for eight months and I'm still considered new?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Yes. The cut-off is [amount of time you've been here] + 1 day! 
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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I accept Miner's relocation of Uma Thurman as long as he keeps her free of CK.
As an act of good faith, I will release Ben Affleck and Ryan Phillipe into the wilds of Legion World.
(But I'm keeping Jesse Metcalfe chained to my bedpost.)
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Everybody else would do the same, Myriad. Including me.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Myriad:
As an act of good faith, I will release Ben Affleck and Ryan Phillipe into the wilds of Legion World. But that's a domesticated Affleck! He'll never survive in the wild...
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STU... 
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Letting boys roam free? I don't recommend it.
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Originally posted by Pizzazz:
I've been here for eight months and I'm still considered new? Anyone who stops learning stops living! Except us LMBers that have been here longer than you, of course! We already know everything!  Poor Uma...her heart is going to be so broken...
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I like to think that Uma Thurman, Ben Affleck, and Ryan Phillipe are roaming the wilds of Legion World, freely.
Perhaps they will propagate a new species for LW.
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Poor Uma...her heart is going to be so broken... Just as long as it's not her leg... 'cause then we'd have to shoot her.  
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Uma makes me so I wanna make glue out of her! *tee hee*
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Bah! Uma is a hottie! I can barely sit through Kill Bill one and two without getting all hot and bothered! A sword-slinging, gun-toting, bad-ass, wise-cracking hottie?  You're all just jealous of our love and happiness!
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Or how about:  
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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The sad thing is that the duck commercials are more popular than Ben's last three movies
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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The duck's more talented. 
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Maybe Ben can co-star with Matt in the highly requested sequel, "The Multi-Talented Mr Ripley" Or if Ben is busy making bombs, perhaps the duck is free...
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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strange but not a stranger
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Or perhaps Matt & Ben could star in the all-nude sequel "Good Willie Hunting"?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Again, I say-- 
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Or perhaps Matt & Ben could star in the all-nude sequel "Good Willie Hunting"? Where do I get front row seats?
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Originally posted by Lucifer Lass:
Letting boys roam free? I don't recommend it. Excellent point. Being the kind hearted soul that I am, I'll rescue the two of them and bring them to the Villa for an extended visit. This will give me enough time to train them to survive on their own when they again are free to roam.
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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And maybe they can pitch in and help repair the roof while they're there. You can hold the ladder for them, Vee.
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Good Will Hunting, if he's in that, then who was in Good Will Humping?
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