It would be in the best interests of Legion World to work on a truce.
I propose:
1. All STUbots to immediately cease functioning, and to be recycled at the scrap depot into something useful, like rain gutters or ploughshares and pruning hooks.
2. Drop the "Imperial Majesty" title. You may assume any form you wish, but your title should be something like "President", "Leader", "Chancellor", "Prime Minister".
3. Restore Cobalt Amoeba and Poverty Duck to their natural forms. Restore Giant Squid to one of his 5 lives.
4. Ensure the safety and release of Kid Prime from the Vortex.
On our side, the Resistance will:
1. Clean the graphitti off the Palace walls.
2. Recognize STU as the elected leader of Legion World.
3. Remove the obscene sketches of Royal Inquisitor from the bathrooms at the Café.
4. Accept STU as a moderator on all forums.