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A large, extravagant lobby is scene immediately upon entrance, causing many visitors to wonder how in the world did the Office of Security afford such luxury?

Immediately two large statues are seen:
On the right, one of a beautiful woman, with the Emerald Eye hovering next to her. On the bottom of the statue reads: “The Emerald Empress, who reminded us that there is always hope and always a chance to change”.

On the right, a muscular, powerful looking figure stands mightily. On the bottom of the statue reads: “Space Ranger, the bravest of us all, who stood for truth and justice.”

Beyond the statues reads a plaque: The Office of Security, Legion World.

Staff
Chief of Security: Cobalt Kid

Co - Deputy Chiefs of Security: Pagan Lass & Matlock full powers of the Security Chief, answerable to Cobalt Kid

Senior Security Officer : Invisible Brainiac seniority decision making over other security officers excluding the Chief and co-Chiefs of Security.

Co - Captains, Mystic Crimes Division: High Priestess Viviane & Pizzazz seniority decision making over other security officers in mystical natured crimes excluding the Chief and co-Chiefs of Security, and Senior Security Officer.

Honorary Space Ranger Position Everyday Girl

Bodyguard to the Chief of Security: Arachne

Security Officers:
Shark Lad
Blockade Boy
Dev-Em
Kara
Furball
Future
Dedman
Frio
Roxy
Stormer
Jetta
Caliente
Disaster Boy

Honorary Security Officers: Hrun the Barbarian & Stoopid Cat

Intern to the Chief of Security: Jailbait Lass

Please also be aware that there are three ultra-secret security officers on Legion World, whose names I will not, and am under no obligation to reveal.

Security Committee:
The Office of Security is run by a joint committee of the Legion of former Deputy Leaders (LMB) and the Legion World Founders. Cobalt Kid (Chairperson) is the Chairperson of this committee and that is a position he holds for life, and thus cannot be removed by a LMB leader or the Legion of former Deputy Leaders. Also on this committee are Matlock and Abin Quank, Co-Chiefs of the Office of Security. The Committee is needed for major decision making processes and reform within the Office of Security.

The Security Committee does not need to be alerted to minor decisions, such as the issuing of warrants or arresting criminal suspects. If it so deems, the Committee may call a meeting in order to intervene during the procedure in reaction to acts by the Security Office; however, it does not proactively guide or execute policy.

The LMBP Leader (current) has the power to veto an act passed by the Securty Committee. It can only be overruled by a majority vote by the Legion of Former Deputy Leaders in unison with a majority vote of the Legion World founders in unison with a vote by Cobalt Kid, founder of the Office of Security.
What are the Duties of the Office of Security?: Guard Legion World from: external invasions from large forces or singular beings, internal threats from persons in the act of criminal behavior.

The Office of Security does not support the use of Chip in Head Technology

Please note, the original Security Office thread ran here from page 1 - 111, until moving here. That office still exists as a branch of the Security Office and is manned by Cobalt Kid & support staff as the LMB Office of Internal Affairs

Citizens of Legion World! In this era of uncertain leadership, I have been able to secure an extremely large amount of government money, and have lavishly spent it on buying a newer, larger, better furnished Security Office for this hard-working bureau.

With this move well underway, I'd like to announce the opening of the brand-new Security Office! Please do not hesitate to come by and let us know if you're having any problems on Legion World, and if you need a LMB Security Officer to assist you.

Please also recognize that you have a responsibility, as a lawful citizen, to report all wrong-doing to us immediately.

I'd also like to announce that we are officially having tryouts here, to accept new members as Security Officers on Legion World! The three most active Officers, myself, Matlock and High Priestess Viviane will be the judges.

Come and show us what you got!

Love the new place.

I still need a man, but I need one to...marry.

The Priestess of Avalon needs a spouse and I choose...COBALT KID!

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Viv, I'm shocked! I...I...I don't know what to say!

Except--YES!

On my homeworld of Ggrrgg, males usually ask the females though, so I must ask—will you marry me?

YES!

When's a good day for you?

What's good for you? Shall we wed soon?

As soon as possible, how about Sunday?

Sorry, no way you two. I don't want to be the third wheel around here with newlyweds running around. I'm putting my foot down! NO FISHING OFF THE COMPANY PIER!!!

Plus aren't you still married to someone CK?

Perhaps bigomy is all the rage on Ggrrgg as well, Matlock dear

Well, bigamy is pretty common on Ggrrgg! But, I guess it's up to Viv! I sure haven't seen Spacey in a long time, that's for sure...

And, b-but, Matlock, you can be the minister at the ceremony! Wouldn't that be cool?!

Sunday sounds great Viv--maybe we should have our pre-wedding plans on that day? How about Monday night for the actual wedding?

<kiss on the cheek>

The sky is falling.


Cobie is getting hitched AND spelled "bigamy" correctly, completely under his own power.

Surely, it's a sign of the End Times.

Wanta be in the wedding, Pov? It's sure to be festive...

I love how things come together so well.

Matlock, I would love it if you were to minister over the wedding, it's better than letting Priestess Fallon do it, she's a bit of a novice.

As for Space Tart, well, you all know how "upset" I can get if someone tries to ruin my happiness, but I don't think that'll be a problem.

"Bigamy? It's big o' you too! It's big o' all of us!"

I think you need to get that Magic 8-Ball fixed.

Quiet down, bug!

No, really.

Because obviously it said something like "Signs Point To Yes" when it should have said something like "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MIND?"

I'm not a gyspy, I don't use the magic ball. Are envious, do you want, Cobie, because your not breaking us up?

Have you not been keeping up with the boy's history? Do you not know what you're in for?

He is going to make me very happy.

Uh-huh.

You aren't thinking of having kids, are you?

I've already had about hundred or so in my lifetime.

I apply for membership, but I was already kicked out of the Sherrifs' Office, Southlake Minimall Security, and The Boy Scouts....thrice. Don't suppose I have the best refernces

I didn't even think you owned a pair!

OM, we need you to be in festive mood, right now, not worrying! What's the worst that can happen, a demon from the future sets fire to Legion World? (Um...don't answer)

Both you and EDE need to get ready for all the pre-wedding planning!

You'll both be helping, right?