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Case File #512689
After searching in the Terrasacts for the baby Opal, Space Ranger, Future and Outdoor Miner found themselves attacked by some strange creature with tentacles. At some point, they were able to use their powers to escape it, and Future and Outdoor Miner ended up in Darbields, realm of the dark, where they then played out another drama with High Priestess Viviane, the Sorcerer Morgause, Cobalt Kid and Matlock.
However, Space Ranger and the creature have since vanished and have not returned. We are issuing a full security alert to begin the search for Space Ranger, renowned hero of Legion World and the LMB and Deputy Chief of the Security Office. All LMBers please join in on the search and other citizens please contact the Security Office with any information.
Update 1: Stoopid Cat disappeared soon after in the Terrasact system, clearly worried about this creature being on the loose. He did not say what it was.
Update 2: After a lengthy search, Cobalt Kid concluded that neither Space Ranger, the creature or Stoopid Cat are in the Terrasacts any longer.
Thank you for your cooperation.
-Cobalt Kid
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Should you require refreshment during your investigation, please do not hesitate to contact SHAKES Mobile Tesseract Beverage and Refreshment Service.
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<eyes high-ball, notices it half empty>
I will keep that in mind, good sir!
Now I need to get that posse together...
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Let me fill your glass, first, Cobie.
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"Space Ranger and the case of the Monster of the Terrasacts?"Wasn't that originally a "Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mystery?" 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Nancy never looked this good 
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Missing one of your playmates, Cobalt Kid?
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Two of my favorite LMBers have gone missing?!  I haven't seen Abin, lately, either. Truth and justice for the missing!!!
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Originally posted by Lucifer Lass:
Missing one of your playmates, Cobalt Kid? *Gulp* Uh, Hi, Lucy! Care to help out in this search? Any, suggestions on where they could have gone?
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Now I need to get that posse together... Count me in.
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I'll bet back to you and tell you if I'm open to look for big, jerk faces...I mean kind, heroic men.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Originally posted by Lucifer Lass:
[b]Missing one of your playmates, Cobalt Kid?
Uh, Hi, Lucy! Care to help out in this search? Any, suggestions on where they could have gone?[/b]I searched under my beds and in my couch cushions. No luck. I do have something which I believe belongs to you, however.
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This case would get solved quicker if you passed it on to the Lardy Boys and Nancy Cru.
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Poor Cobalt Kid. The only cases he finishes quickly are cases of beer.
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That's man for you, they never use their minds, just their stomachs and "weapons."
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Oh, let's not make fun of the boy too much. You know how important their egos are to them.
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If only their egos weren't so big.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Their weapons are very rarely as big as their egoes.
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Well while I have your attention, did the Ggrrggian intentionally spell "tesseract" as "terrasact"? Perhaps he meant to call it the "terror"sacts since there is a monster afoot.
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Noep, Coibe jsut dno't speel taht gud.
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Remember what I told you about spelling mistakes, now. Anyone who always spells right is just too big a dork to not be made fun of... The search is currently underway! My secret agents in the field have given me a few leads, I'll pass them on. Lucifer Lass...um, what is it that you have of mine?  And I've closed lots of cases! Lest we forget how I ended the long-term tension b/t alt IDs and LWers mere months ago with the help of EDE and Outdoor Miner, or how I brought in the Inquisitor with FC during the Dark Stu saga... (jeez, like I've seen anyone else doing anything but getting drunk either...Space Ranger is right, it's nag, nag, nag... )
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Cobie does an excellent job as Security Chief and Triumvir, and I think everyone should lay off him.
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Although there are certain posters that can lay *on* me if they misbehave enough... (Thanks EDE! I figured a long-time LWer like yourelf would recognize my many accomplishments...)
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Although there are certain posters that can lay *on* me if they misbehave enough...
Aren't you still celibate?
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Oh yeah!
*Gulp*
Um, four more days to go...
(Whew! Thank Rao that Eryk was here and not some female looking to take advantage of me!)
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You're probably going to need a body guard Cobie. I'd offer you Babette, but I kind of want my droid back in one piece. Troy might be the ticket. He's so handsome that he could distract your admirers.
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I'll take all the robotic guardians I can get!
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I wasn't making fun of Cobalt, just his dear friend, the lost Space Ranger.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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For the record, I was making fun of CK.
*tee hee*
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(Whispers to Myriad) You go girl.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Cobalt Kid, are you certain the reason for your recent celibacy doesn't have anything to do with your "weapon", as Miss Pizzaz so eloquently called it, being in a jar underneath my couch?
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Originally posted by Lucifer Lass:
Cobalt Kid, are you certain the reason for your recent celibacy doesn't have anything to do with your "weapon", as Miss Pizzaz so eloquently called it, being in a jar underneath my couch? My shield? I discarded it awhile ago and just use my sword now. Interested? <ducks, runs for cover>
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Silly boy. I suppose you'd know if your little friend was missing, though. This must belong to someone else. Curious that the jar has the label "Cobalt Kid" on it, however.
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Is it slightly crooked to the left?
(We are still looking for Abin's afterall...)
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No. Hmm... I just noticed that the label has a date on it as well... oh, that IS curious!
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Why yes! About five days hence.
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Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
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Enjoy your tiny hors d'oevres, later.
Why hasn't Abin joined us in looking for his missing brother and cat?
He's essential to Legion World and New Leader MLLASH has been calling for him!
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Originally posted by Lucifer Lass:
Why yes! About five days hence. Great Gravy and Potatos! My penis from five days in the future is in a jar under your couch! What in the hell! *Gulp* I'm going to have to take steps to prevent such an atrocity...the women of Legion World would be outraged! Besides, my children constantly attacking Legion World gives Outdoor Miner, Semi and others good material for jokes! I have one plan to get around this...but...should I go through with it? Anyone else have a plan?
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You could keep it in your pants (for once!), thereby protecting it from exposure to devil damsels, satan girls, and lucifer lasses.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Originally posted by Lucifer Lass:
[b]Why yes! About five days hence.
My penis from five days in the future is in a jar under your couch! What in the hell!
*Gulp*
I'm going to have to take steps to prevent such an atrocity...the women of Legion World would be outraged! Besides, my children constantly attacking Legion World gives Outdoor Miner, Semi and others good material for jokes!
I have one plan to get around this...but...should I go through with it? Anyone else have a plan?[/b]I knew I shouldn't have released that laser out into space only to return in five, now four days hence.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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