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Inane multi-word references to obscure retroactively made up LMB stories!
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Wow, who knew a turkey baster, some nice smelling candles and Season 3 of Sex and the City would be so handy in solving that case?!

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We should build gold statues for that Jew, that Italian and that red-haired gay.


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Whose used condom is this, and why is it rolled over the right hand of Cobalt Kid's statue?


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Boy, are we ever lucky that the guy across the street takes a bubble bath the same time every Saturday!


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Man, I'm sure glad Frio showed up before Pornis reached critical mass! <whew>


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Where did this half-eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich with an image of Lash on the crust come from?


The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Wow! It sure was 'hoot' when Rockhopper Lad met Batman's old villain the Penguin in that summer crossover!


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#705324 09/21/06 04:24 PM
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Non Sequitor shouts "Stop stealing my shtick!"


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Non-sequitor says something that actually furthers the plot!


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#705326 09/22/06 12:11 AM
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Geez, who could have predicted what pulling Ginger Baker out of the timestream would do to the Bismoll elections?


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And to think, World War III could have been prevented by stopping steroids in baseball! The Time Trapper's schemes know no limits!

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#705328 09/22/06 02:12 PM
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It's like losing a - how did you know that she fell?


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#705329 01/09/07 06:13 PM
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...if only poor Britney knew that K-Fed was actually the Potty Mouth Master sent backwards in time in disguise!

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#705330 01/09/07 06:32 PM
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Well, after that trip to the seventh dimension, I'll never go anywhere without two felt-tip pens and a bottle of Tobasco!


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All I can say is I'm glad someone had the foresight to save those episodes of The Lawrence Welk Show on holo-DVD!


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And that's how hot dogs are made!

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Boy! These old Tinker Toys really saved the day!


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#705334 01/10/07 02:10 PM
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But how was Abin in two places at once without using Draino?


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#705335 01/10/07 03:20 PM
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Truly, Gary Coleman will go down as the greatest LMBer there ever was.


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Diagnosis? Killed by phonics!


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#705337 01/11/07 10:28 AM
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Poor Cleopatra...who knew that Marcus Antonius was actually the Potty Mouth Master sent back in time in disguise?!

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It turns out that the secret origin of Pornis may have been incorrect. Pornis may have actually been created by events which may occur during the rest of this week and the next, depending on how the timelines converge.


White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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#705339 01/11/07 01:43 PM
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But all I wanted to do was punch the wall of time!


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So...Dr. Double X got the double-cross from ol'Molly Ringwald, eh? Now that's irony!

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It's hard to believe that one of Cobie's offspring actually saved the day!


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It's hard to believe that one of Cobie's offspring actually saved the day!
...by neutering her father! laugh


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#705343 01/11/07 06:16 PM
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... and so, Legion Worlders, this is why you never bring bean dip to Greg Evigan Island.


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#705344 01/12/07 12:33 AM
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Boy, I'm sure glad we agreed to team up with the Gobots once a year.


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#705345 01/12/07 12:51 AM
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Gee! It sure is a shame that all the Gobots were destroyed in the cataclysm!


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#705346 01/12/07 12:52 AM
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Wow! Lash Lad's ancestor Bat Lash looks exactly like him!

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Wow, Large Handsome's ancestor Scalphunter looks very little like him!

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#705348 01/12/07 04:50 PM
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Wow, Cobie's ancestor Magneto frequently caused cataclysms, and also had (temporarily) villianous children!


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#705349 01/12/07 05:27 PM
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*choke*

The 21st century origins of Ggrrgg and my family are coming to light!

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Wow, Cobie's ancestor Magneto frequently caused cataclysms, and also had (temporarily) villianous children!
<span style="font-size: 50px;">A-HA!!!!!</span>


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#705351 01/13/07 11:33 AM
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I would be completely shocked if it wasn't so blatantly obvious.

Anyway, I'm glad we went back in time and rescued the Gobots from that cataclysm. They'll be a great help in the struggles to come.


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#705352 01/13/07 01:48 PM
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So Dark Kid Prime is now the champion defender of the Gobots?


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#705353 01/14/07 01:36 AM
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At the saga's conclusion, Kid Prime looked around, sighed, rolled his eyes, and said, "I can't win."


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In that moment Lard Lad came to accept himself as he is and got treatment for his eating disorder.


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#705355 01/15/07 10:07 AM
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*choke*

If only Rob Lowe hadn't tricked me into having a baby with Molly Ringwald in our early years...

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You know Blaze and I can't be caught on Homophobos XI. Not after what we did with their crown prince!

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