Oh I am tierd of the pretence. Enough of running round being evil and pretending to be the Lucien Lad of your Earth.
Let me tell you a story...
Lucien Lad, as you may or may not know, lives in his own Palace on Legion World. The Palace however has an infinite volume and conforms to his will, shaping itself around his whims and moods.
On Earth 4, of which some of you know, I, Glamour Puss, also have such a Palace (although my Palace is a much more dark and forboding place with lots of screams and such eminating from within. Sort of Disney World only with much scarier mice).
A couple of days ago something happened. I'm not sure what but suddenly the Palace in both worlds not only became infinately large inside it also became a rift between realities. The Palace no longer just contained infinate volume in one reality, it contained infinate volume in infinate realities. Why this happened I don't know, nor do I care. What is relevant though is that I discovered this before you Lucien Lad did and snook through and incapacitated him while he slept and then took his place before wreaking havoc in a slightly localised and random way (hey I may be a villain but that doesn't mean I actually have any kind of coherent plan. I just go with the flow, ya know?).
But now I have revealed my true identity and shall have my revenge for the way that I was humilated by your actions during the whole Earth 4/Ekron debacle. tremble in fear weedy mortals! Mwahahahahahahahah!!!!