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It Hurts When I Pee...
#723830 08/24/03 10:54 AM
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...But Dr. Gym'll is in the hizzah! I'm SURE I'll be fixed up in a jiffy!

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"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt

"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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#723831 08/24/03 11:01 AM
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That tends to happen after 28 meaningful encounters.


Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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But it was with myself and a couple dozen videotapes! ...and I KNOW where I'VE been! confused lol


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"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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#723833 08/24/03 11:22 AM
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Are you *sure* that you know where you've been? wink


Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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#723834 08/24/03 12:07 PM
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I'm afraid you're suffering from dickyllus. Li'l Povvins will have to be removed.


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Some Fast-Acting ProFem might eliminate the problem.


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#723836 08/24/03 12:52 PM
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I can't wait to see what Poverty Lass looks like!


Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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Kinda like Marie Osmond with less teeth.


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Current Marie, or when she was on the TV show with her boyfriend Donnie?

What do you mean they were bro and sis?

Pervs.

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#723839 03/19/08 08:29 PM
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Well, when I saw the title of this masterpiece thread, I had to bump it tongue

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Masterpiece Thread, with Pov as host.


Holy Cats of Egypt!
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#723841 03/21/08 05:56 AM
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I think the burning question is, does it still hurt when Pov bees. Burning indeed.

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Pov has bees????? Does he also have hives for them to live in?


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#723843 03/21/08 09:07 AM
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Pov has hives? Is he allergic to bees?


Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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#723844 03/22/08 09:22 AM
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sounds like Pov's gittin' himself a little honey! heh-heh


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Until Pov addresses this important topic, I refuse to let this burning question slip away!

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Reminds me of some song they used to sing back in college;

Syphilis,
it all started with a simple kiss
now it hurts when I take a piss
oh why did I get syphilis?

Leprosy,
all the parts are falling off of me,
I'm not half the man I used to be
oh why did I get leprosy?

[I forget any other lyrics, on account of I was really drunk at the time]


Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!
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Pov #821820 09/21/14 05:56 PM
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Poor POV never did get that cleared up. >shame<

ON the other hand, he's got more frequent flyer miles with Doc than Invisible Kid does after DRura leaves.


Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

Something pithy!
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Pov #821865 09/22/14 01:18 AM
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Maybe Pov is really from Somahtur too. That would explain a lot.

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Pov #821866 09/22/14 07:00 AM
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Like his pasty white skin! wink

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Pov #821867 09/22/14 07:13 AM
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*giggling uncontrollably* Who dug this thread up from the depths? Rick? LOL laugh

PovFact! My most recent infusion was delayed 3 weeks by a UTI! All better now, thankfully, but what a... wait for it... pisser grin I was already feeling like it was drugtime, so the extra 3 weeks knocked me on my @$$... Thankfully, I'm about back to what passes for normal for me...

(Disclaimer: No space-hooker contact was involved with this latest round of The Burn... HONEST angel ) wink

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All's well that ends well tongue Glad you're better, Pov!

And we know it wasn't a space-hooker. It was just an ordinary earth-hooker, right? wink

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blush wink

Sorta... UConn undergrads needing tuition assistance. I'm promoting Higher Education. grin angel wink

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(Cobie doesn't like to talk about it, and may in fact DENY it, but I got him through college. He may or may not be the World's Best Kisser... rotflmao wink )

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Pov #821881 09/22/14 08:52 AM
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My brain just exploded.

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