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It Hurts When I Pee...
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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...But Dr. Gym'll is in the hizzah! I'm SURE I'll be fixed up in a jiffy! Welcome to L*World, Doc!
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Magically Delicious
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Magically Delicious
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That tends to happen after 28 meaningful encounters.
Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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But it was with myself and a couple dozen videotapes! ...and I KNOW where I'VE been!
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Magically Delicious
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Magically Delicious
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Are you *sure* that you know where you've been?
Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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I'm afraid you're suffering from dickyllus. Li'l Povvins will have to be removed.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Some Fast-Acting ProFem might eliminate the problem.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Magically Delicious
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Magically Delicious
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I can't wait to see what Poverty Lass looks like!
Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Kinda like Marie Osmond with less teeth.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Current Marie, or when she was on the TV show with her boyfriend Donnie? What do you mean they were bro and sis? Pervs.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Bold Flavors
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Bold Flavors
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Well, when I saw the title of this masterpiece thread, I had to it
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Masterpiece Thread, with Pov as host.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Bold Flavors
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Bold Flavors
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I think the burning question is, does it still hurt when Pov bees. Burning indeed.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Pov has bees????? Does he also have hives for them to live in?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Pov has hives? Is he allergic to bees?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Time Trapper
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sounds like Pov's gittin' himself a little honey! heh-heh
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Until Pov addresses this important topic, I refuse to let this burning question slip away!
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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Reminds me of some song they used to sing back in college;
Syphilis, it all started with a simple kiss now it hurts when I take a piss oh why did I get syphilis?
Leprosy, all the parts are falling off of me, I'm not half the man I used to be oh why did I get leprosy?
[I forget any other lyrics, on account of I was really drunk at the time]
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Poor POV never did get that cleared up. >shame<
ON the other hand, he's got more frequent flyer miles with Doc than Invisible Kid does after DRura leaves.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Unseen, not unheard
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Unseen, not unheard
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Maybe Pov is really from Somahtur too. That would explain a lot.
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Trap Timer
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Trap Timer
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Like his pasty white skin!
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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*giggling uncontrollably* Who dug this thread up from the depths? Rick? LOL PovFact! My most recent infusion was delayed 3 weeks by a UTI! All better now, thankfully, but what a... wait for it... pisser I was already feeling like it was drugtime, so the extra 3 weeks knocked me on my @$$... Thankfully, I'm about back to what passes for normal for me... (Disclaimer: No space-hooker contact was involved with this latest round of The Burn... HONEST )
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All's well that ends well Glad you're better, Pov! And we know it wasn't a space-hooker. It was just an ordinary earth-hooker, right?
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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(Cobie doesn't like to talk about it, and may in fact DENY it, but I got him through college. He may or may not be the World's Best Kisser... )
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Humanoid from the Deep
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Humanoid from the Deep
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So that's how students pay off tuition...
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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Now we know what you gotta do, BraJa!
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Humanoid from the Deep
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Humanoid from the Deep
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Dear god, I hope not.
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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At least you can get tuition from Pov. Here, you will only get sneakers! So I heard
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Humanoid from the Deep
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Humanoid from the Deep
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I pray that I never become so destitute.
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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Or a need for many pairs of sneakers!
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