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Good idea Miss T.

Welcome to Medicus One. I'm Dr. Gimlet, chief of staff, head of surgery, and a general practicioner. I'm on call for all of Legion World's health needs.

Miss T will be heading administration and public relations. She has promised me a full staff but if there are any in the medical/health field that would like a job - just let me know. That goes for nurses aides, candy stripers, dieticians, office staff, etc., etc.

So until my beeper goes off, I'll be at Shakes!

Doctor, how's your golf game these days?

Glad to see that all of LegionWorlds medical needs will be met.

Welcome aboard.

By the way can I be a worse speller and typer?

Medicus One is a welcome addition. I hope your maternity ward is properly staffed...Cobie will be keeping you busy in there!

Doc, the outer sides of my hands go numb when I sleep. It's been happening since January and it really bugs me. What's the cause?

Fat Pantha I usually maintain a 2 above par.

Excellent maternity facilities. OR, ER, psych, pedes... You name it, we got it.

Semi Titanic Fellow I suggest you make an appointment with your local Medicus One outpost and have that problem properly diagnosed.

I think I'll head to Shakes for a gimlet now.

An excellent idea Miss T, and with Dr. Gimlet as the head of staff, this will be a prospeous place. As a priestess I am vastly skilled in the mystical healing arts as well as herbology. So if I can be of any service, you need but ask.

Thank you for this, Dr. G!

I'd love to work P.R. & handle fundraising Dr., but I'd like to pass the administrative position to Try Girl.

Spooky Kook in Radiology (all the peeking, no radiation leaking)

Princess Perfectra would do better helping me wth the extravagant fundraisers.

Lurking Violet as an OR nurse (invasive surgery!)

Somber Lass wouldn't be fazed by dead bodies (she's an excellent assassin) so I nominate her for coroner.

Sister Saturn works well with headcases so I'd put her in the psych dept. Maybe Future would be available for this dept. as well?

Cosmosis is so smart and handsome, he's an obvious choice for a med student/resident (yes I watch ER!)

Starcrossed would make a fine orderly.

Alchemical King will do fine in the pharmacy dept.

Trackstar can handle patient transport.

Pound Puppy & Hello Kitty can assist in maternity & pediatrics since they do so well with kids.

And you just never know when another 'employee' may appear.

Is this where I come for my colonic? I've been backed up lately...

Next Tuesday, 9 am, Drake?

I'd be awfully backed up by then..............

Take 2 bran muffins and call me in the morning

looks like i'm gonna be needin some muselix....

Does Medicus 1 have a psychiatric wing? I've been having disturbing dreams lately...

Level 3, corridor G, hall 15. We're hoping to acquire Future's services but my daughter, Sister Saturn will soothe your demented psyche

Good to hear...I dreamt I was running around carrying a pair of dead babies (one in a box, one in a tubular canister) ... should I be worried?

Hm, Doctor, there are a variety of shots that I am supposed to take each month. Or at least that's what my old doctor had listed when I told him I refused to change my life style.

Don't worry, Cobie Bear, I personally transferred Dr. Gym'rrhea's records of your medical history to Dr. Gimlet.

And he promised I'd get to poke you when the time comes!

We'll be holding a blood drive tomorrow. Free cookies and juice for all who are generous enough to attend.

An ASSORTMENT of free cookies and juices!

hey !! do you have a sports injury dept ???

i need a massage ..... after my workout !!!

can you fit me in ???

thanks !!!

Matthew.

Matthew - anything for such a charming sweetheart as yourself!

Let me show you into our very special Celebrities Only Massage Room. I'll see if I can find any Psyonian princesses to personally massage you into delirium.

Feel free to get very naked

Dr Gimlet,

Where do I stand to give you a pint of old British finest.

Jeepers! This is a welcome addition to Legion World, not only because Doctor One is currently on leave, but it'll help him when he gets back by relieving him of the need to handle medicine as well as his other scientific duties!

I wonder if Mayavale might seek employment here as well. I hear he's some kind of surgeon...

Far, Dr. Gimlet maintains a hectic schedule, but he will be oh so grateful to receive your gift.

I'm not familiar with Dr. One, EDE, but he and Dr. Mayavale are certainly welcome to join the med staff.

Doctor One (aka Juan) is more of a scienctist anyway, so he'd be glad to leave the medical stuff to the good Doc. I'll never forget how he helped me when I was a Giant Amoeba!