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Good idea Miss T.

Welcome to Medicus One. I'm Dr. Gimlet, chief of staff, head of surgery, and a general practicioner. I'm on call for all of Legion World's health needs.

Miss T will be heading administration and public relations. She has promised me a full staff but if there are any in the medical/health field that would like a job - just let me know. That goes for nurses aides, candy stripers, dieticians, office staff, etc., etc.

So until my beeper goes off, I'll be at Shakes!

Doctor, how's your golf game these days?

Glad to see that all of LegionWorlds medical needs will be met.

Welcome aboard.

By the way can I be a worse speller and typer?

Medicus One is a welcome addition. I hope your maternity ward is properly staffed...Cobie will be keeping you busy in there!

Doc, the outer sides of my hands go numb when I sleep. It's been happening since January and it really bugs me. What's the cause?

Fat Pantha I usually maintain a 2 above par.

Excellent maternity facilities. OR, ER, psych, pedes... You name it, we got it.

Semi Titanic Fellow I suggest you make an appointment with your local Medicus One outpost and have that problem properly diagnosed.

I think I'll head to Shakes for a gimlet now.

An excellent idea Miss T, and with Dr. Gimlet as the head of staff, this will be a prospeous place. As a priestess I am vastly skilled in the mystical healing arts as well as herbology. So if I can be of any service, you need but ask.

Thank you for this, Dr. G!

I'd love to work P.R. & handle fundraising Dr., but I'd like to pass the administrative position to Try Girl.

Spooky Kook in Radiology (all the peeking, no radiation leaking)

Princess Perfectra would do better helping me wth the extravagant fundraisers.

Lurking Violet as an OR nurse (invasive surgery!)

Somber Lass wouldn't be fazed by dead bodies (she's an excellent assassin) so I nominate her for coroner.

Sister Saturn works well with headcases so I'd put her in the psych dept. Maybe Future would be available for this dept. as well?

Cosmosis is so smart and handsome, he's an obvious choice for a med student/resident (yes I watch ER!)

Starcrossed would make a fine orderly.

Alchemical King will do fine in the pharmacy dept.

Trackstar can handle patient transport.

Pound Puppy & Hello Kitty can assist in maternity & pediatrics since they do so well with kids.

And you just never know when another 'employee' may appear.

Is this where I come for my colonic? I've been backed up lately...

Next Tuesday, 9 am, Drake?

I'd be awfully backed up by then..............

Take 2 bran muffins and call me in the morning

looks like i'm gonna be needin some muselix....

Does Medicus 1 have a psychiatric wing? I've been having disturbing dreams lately...

Level 3, corridor G, hall 15. We're hoping to acquire Future's services but my daughter, Sister Saturn will soothe your demented psyche

Good to hear...I dreamt I was running around carrying a pair of dead babies (one in a box, one in a tubular canister) ... should I be worried?

Hm, Doctor, there are a variety of shots that I am supposed to take each month. Or at least that's what my old doctor had listed when I told him I refused to change my life style.

Don't worry, Cobie Bear, I personally transferred Dr. Gym'rrhea's records of your medical history to Dr. Gimlet.

And he promised I'd get to poke you when the time comes!

We'll be holding a blood drive tomorrow. Free cookies and juice for all who are generous enough to attend.

An ASSORTMENT of free cookies and juices!

hey !! do you have a sports injury dept ???

i need a massage ..... after my workout !!!

can you fit me in ???

thanks !!!

Matthew.

Matthew - anything for such a charming sweetheart as yourself!

Let me show you into our very special Celebrities Only Massage Room. I'll see if I can find any Psyonian princesses to personally massage you into delirium.

Feel free to get very naked

Dr Gimlet,

Where do I stand to give you a pint of old British finest.

Jeepers! This is a welcome addition to Legion World, not only because Doctor One is currently on leave, but it'll help him when he gets back by relieving him of the need to handle medicine as well as his other scientific duties!

I wonder if Mayavale might seek employment here as well. I hear he's some kind of surgeon...

Far, Dr. Gimlet maintains a hectic schedule, but he will be oh so grateful to receive your gift.

I'm not familiar with Dr. One, EDE, but he and Dr. Mayavale are certainly welcome to join the med staff.

Doctor One (aka Juan) is more of a scienctist anyway, so he'd be glad to leave the medical stuff to the good Doc. I'll never forget how he helped me when I was a Giant Amoeba!

Sentient, Excuse me, but I am looking for the nursary. Is it equipped to handle Daxamite Children?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Is anyone here?)

Spacey? Is that you?

Yes Try, it is I.

Your brother told me you were here. Why didn't you return my messages? How are you recovering? Where are the children? Is the medical staff here equipped to handle nine Daxamite/Carrgite children at the same time?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Have the kids torn the nursery apart yet?)

Try, if we were to cuddle in a quantum sphere would it last forever?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(I wonder if the controls on those things are precise enough to capture a certain moment forever?)

I need a Kid Quantum alt!

Try, the possibilities here are endless...

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Hmmm... Place On/Off switch in the On Position...)

I'm talking about the one on this quantum bubble generator...

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(You got my switch permenently ON)

You'd think after all those centuries in the Phantom Zone/Stasis Zone, Space Ranger wouldn't be so eager to hop in a Quantum Sphere. Turns out all he needed was company to enjoy it!

The right company can make anything enjoyable!


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Anything!)

"Hrun needs a doctor NOW!!!!

Quick what have you got for these claw marks"

Casts an illusion powerful enough to fool Hrun's senses and stop the nerve impulses to his pain centers.

Orderly take this patient to rm 1 and have a nurse tend his wounds. Sedate him heavily as he has quite the lecherous reputation.

Hrun, picks up the nurse and throwing her over his shoulder walks into the treatment room.

There is the sound of ripping cloth, Followed by a sigh.

Good thing that nurse was merely an illusion. Once he wears himself out maybe I'll send a servobot to tend him.

Hrun walks out of the treatment room, his ripped undershirt hanging loosely about his shoulders. Sighing contentedly as he rubs salve into the claw marks, he turns to the nurse standing untouched by the treatment desk.

"Many thanks for this assistance fair maiden, my body feels much better"

*dreamy sigh*

Restored again!

Dr. Gimlet, if you delete this again. I'll restrict your priviledges here. Thanks!

Nightcrawler to the rescue (maybe the Doc. just wanted to have a new building, no matter what insurance fraud there was)

Dr. Gimlet pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze read the thread called LW's MMB Encyclopedia's entry for McCauley's.

If you don't have any plans for this thread I'd like to renovate it (change the title) to McCauley's Drive-Thru World.

If you do have plans for this thread, please excuse my presumption, and I'll just start one.

No biggie, Doc

I checked it twice Miss T

E-mail me if it's not how you wantit

I'll have time this weekend

*chirp of gratitude!* Thank you Dr. Gimlet for answering my request!!!

This place has been rebuilt and refurbished quite nicely. My own McCauley's franchise - how exciting!

The robot staff will take care of everything until I find a sentient to take the manager's position.

Remember, everyone, over 1 jillion sold!

Aren't you lovin' it?

Timber Wolf could be McCauley's new spokesperson.

To steal a phrase from Eryk: "Think fast...food!"

On Our Everyday 1 Cred Menu:

Quarter Howler with cheese sandwich, featuring real soy monkey.

The Boss Mac sandwich features soy monkey too and a special sauce!

The Filet-O-Flash sandwich made with 100% lean ground flasher-beast.

Our new Soy Monkey Selects, crisp fried primate-tasting protein tenders.

And don't forget to add a pluberry milkshake or a pluberry fried pie!

And, for the kids, Greedy Meals!!!

Can I get an Elvabird MacGrille Deluxe?

How about a Crugg Fillet sandwich?

Someone has to do something with that big Khund carcass...

I'll take a Quarter Howler, please.

Maybe I can get Star Boy to sign off on making little Legion Park action figures for the Greedy Meals.