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HEY!! What are you doing in here?!?  Didn't you read the thread title? "Repair Shop of SOLITUDE"? Can't you take a HINT?!? -------------------- "... and STAY out!!" -Lyle Norg, Inferior 5 #2
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Mama told me not to take nuhtin widout askin foist.
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Solitude? Are you repairing a broken heart?
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Hey, BRM, can you check over my bike. I haven't used it for a couple of years and I'm sure it needs a tune-up. I'll just stay here and wait and talk to you while you work -- or if you want me to keep quiet, I'll just sit here and twiddle my thumbs until you're done.
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Gosh! its crowded in here.
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All it takes is one Superman letting any old cartoonist depict the interior of his sanctum sanctorum, and BAM!
There goes the Super-neighborhood ...
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"... and STAY out!"
-Lyle Norg, Inferior 5 #2
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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See, this is why nobody knows about my Fortress of Sofatude.
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Aw, crap.
I want a flight ring!
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Do you have an Interplanetary Zoo in here?
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My bike ready yet? <twiddle>
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Hey, Bicycle Repair Man, Mr. Arthur Penis has had a puncture and has been unable to keep up with the Miss Nude Supermodel 10km cycle race. He's just sitting crying next to his bike in the ditch.
I reckon he may be the unluckiest man in the world.
Hic!
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strange but not a stranger
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I have here a restraining order requiring anyone who is not named "Bicycle Repair Man" to vacate the premises.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Wouldn't that order apply to you as well?
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I wish to state, for the record, that Quislet, Esq acted entirely on his own initiative in obtaining that restraining order. In fact, he acted without even contacting me to discuss the possibility of seeking such an order. Not that I disapprove of it, necessarily. I just don't want him charging me for the work involved. (Two of the scariest words in the English language: billable hours  ) -------------------- "... and STAY out!!" -Lyle Norg, Inferior 5 #2
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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And, no, I don't have a Zoo, Interplanetary or otherwise.
I don't know how Kal-El managed to keep P.E.T.A. and the S.P.C.A. off his back; some of those cages were so small, the animals inside didn't even have room to turn around!
Keeping a private zoo = asking for a lawsuit. That kind of trouble I don't need!
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"... and STAY out!!"
-Lyle Norg, Inferior 5 #2
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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<chugs beer>
Just passing through, BRM...
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Still crowded in here, tell some of them to move out BRM
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Well, the restraining order worked for over a day and a half. For a place as anarchic as Legion World, I suppose that's pretty good!  -------------------- "Say, where can I get me one a' them law degrees?" -Spider-Man, She-Hulk(current series) #4
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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The Present is Past
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Record breaking, I'd say.  Just passing by as well! I'll get out of your hair now. 
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[Cleavon Little]
Hey, where da Bicycle Repair women at?
[/Cleavon Little]
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[Cleavon Little] "I get no kick from champagne ..."  [/Cleavon Little] -------------------- "Mongo only pawn in Game of Life."
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Are you getting accustomed to the continual stream of people passing through? Nothing so pleasing as watching bicycles getting repaired!
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*posts on wall by the front door *
Help Wanted: Receptionist
Must fit in with office decor, answer phones, greet clients, and other tasks.
Position requires flexability.
Apply at Quislette's Super Law Firm of Space
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"Ha! more booty just waiting to be collected".
Stuffs solid gold bicycle repair kit in pouch
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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Hmmm ... Hrun must have had a LOT to drink before wandering in here, to mistake brass plating for gold.
I only have a few really valuable trophies, and like any sensible English fictional character, I keep them in my safe-deposit box. You'll only find functional tools in my Repair Shop, and gold is too soft to make funtional tools. It's also a good conductor of electricity, which means that gold objects are not particularly safe things to leave lying around a workplace.
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"... and STAY out!!"
-Lyle Norg, Inferior 5 #2
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Another theft by Hrun! This is getting out of control! Hm...I think I'll hang out here though for a bit, since it seems to be the place to be...
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Hrun DRunK never!!!  Whoops sorry about that, I'm sure its comes out of leather saddles with a bit of soapwort. Hrun leaves taking with him rolls of copper wire
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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Here's the stolen items you lost BRM, courtesy of the Chief of Security. Now I think I'll settle down for a beer here, to get a little more traffic through
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Thank you, Cobalt Kid; that is a load off my mind.
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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My pleasure! All in a day's good work!
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Nobody here, so he won't mind if I walk in and pin this note to his workbench:
Dear BRM: Would you have any used bicycles for sale? I would like one as a gift for a barbarian, so it had better be strong. Thanks, FC
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Sorry, FC, I only fix bicycles, I don't buy or sell them.
BTW, did your library ever get you that copy of BONE Volume 1 ?
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"STUPID, STUPID RAT CREATURES!!"
-Fone Bone, BONE #2
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Yes, and it was great. I ordered the Complete Bone collection which is due in September (I think?). Easier than trying to track down the individual trades and cheaper than buying them.
Now I'll get out of here and leave you to your solitude!
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Sheesh ... I know I sealed the doors and windows when I left ... how did all this dust get in here?
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Unseen, not unheard
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Weeeell...
Light passes through windows, and, um... It was stuffy so I opened the door, and...
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