Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Ggrrggian Rant

I've been giving that Ggrrggian a hard time for nearly two weeks and I've thoroughly enjoyed it. But, fair's fair, and now I'll mention some of his finer points.

Cobalt Kid, despite his ever-expanding ego, is one of the nicest, most open, most welcoming posters on the board. He always encourages everyone to join in his shenanigans (most likely so the blame can be deflected from him.)

He's an invaluable archivist, toiling on labors of love for the benefit of everyone.

He's a dutiful and helpful advisor, helping all of us "newbies."

He's friend to all, foe to none (that I know of).

And, finally, Cobie's a good looking man, deserving of all the attention that his greedy little ego clamors for.

Ugh!

Now, back to busting his chops!

Thanks Misty . You have no idea how much just made my day!

Good!

Now, I can bust your chops, freely, without worrying about any permanent damage.

You Ggrrggian brute!

(But, let the record show, I think you're pretty cool.)

(Ugh!)

My turn, my turn!

You sexy gorgeous beast take your shirt off and let's make love!

Wait a minute...

That's not right...how about this...

I can't stand your dog face. (elbows him in the abdomen and watched him gasp for air)

HAHAHAHA!

Well, at least I'm getting better. I haven't slept with him since I got rebooted and, despite any occasional complement I send his way (purely out of pity I assure you), I ain't gonna.

You don't like his rippling pectorals or that puppy face.

His puppy face is charming, mostly because when I look at it, I don't imagine the thick-headed arrogance that comes through with his "Cobalt Kid" character. Des seems like a good guy, but Cobalt Kid is a pantaloon-wearing jack@$$!
*tee hee*

And when "CK" teams up with "EDE," it's nearly unbearable.

I think I liked EDE better when I thought he was gay. Now, his character just comes off as smarmy.

I wish Teeds would give him some sensual healing.

I'd do Cobalt, but I won't, at least until he straightens up and fly's right.

Take him with my blessing. Color me rebooted.

You take him.

I don't want him. Take him or I'll bite you.

This thread is amusing.

Can't we give him to the salvation army?

We could leave him bound and gagged outside their door. That doesn't guarantee that they'll take him in, though.

That or we can just through him in the local dump.

Oh, I'm sure the "little people" would form a mob if we did that. After all, he is Legion World's "most legendary poster."

And, did you notice EDE's smarmy comment on page 1? Maybe it's really been a smarmy cap all this time.

Where the hell is his avatar, how am I supposed to recognize that man?

Good point. I think he's being smarmy.

Or maybe he's declaring his love for Leap Year Lass by taking her stance against avatars.

He's so devoted to her.

You know, I once changed my username to "." in an attempt to outdo her in minimalism!

The greatest tribute to minimalism is lurking. Personally, I'm a maximalist.

You know... I think I liked you better when you thought I was gay.

Ironically, I still think you are.

EDE! That's not very nice.