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<Rockhopper Lad steps gingerly in.>

Poor Tamper. I think the strain of being an evil genius has finally gotten to him. Fortunately, before we left HQ, I grabbed his Reboozerizer Ray. <zaps Tamper and Frio with the Reboozerizer, they both stop singing>

Frio: Rockhopper! Can we go back to your place? I had a sudden craving for brandy!

RHL: I've got Frio. I'll take her back. What's Tamper doing with those Kryptonian suffragettes?

The Official Line is that the Kryptonian suffragettes are here to win their freedom from a cold patriachal society.

Off the record, I've cleverly manipulated their desire for reform so that the LMB can use them as cannon fodder when the A-M finally shows up.

Jeepers! And here I figured Tamper Lad brought the Kryptonian chicks here for breeding purposes!

Well, someone will have to be there to comfort the survivors.

Unfortunately for Tamper, it'll likely end up being Cobie.

Is that all we can think of around here, releasing our gonadal lust.

I knew I should have listened to Nova Girl and summonned the Daxamite Castrati Chorus to protect the Hypertime Bar instead.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold the phones. Singing... booze gone... a world practically not worth living...

*shoves an icicle up Tamper Lad's... somewhere uncomfortable*

Jerk. Making me sing and... whatever. You stink. Thanks for the offer Rockhopper Lad but I think I need a rest and a a good stiff drink before I can go anywhere.

Besides, I don't want to miss the show.

I was thinking more about the alcohol myself, but I think you know the answer to this one.


Oh, like that would make a difference.

<rushes to Frio>

Are you okay??

<glares at Tamper Lad>

Do that again and I burn your butt!! Honestly. You and your stupid evil genius ways.

I'll join you in a drink in a moment, Frio, Cali. Right now, I'll take advantage of Tamper's current--ah--indisposition and relieve him of his Temperance Ray. <Takes raygun; freezes till it disintegrates>. There are some technologies we're better off without.

Cali please burn my butt now, if you would? It would help with this icicle Frio has placed in a most uncomfortable position.

Agreed!

*sniff* It was so horrible. The singing. Like I was there but not in control. *clings to Caliente* Soooo horrible. I'm going to have nightmares.

*has a stiff drink* ... *then has four more* Muuuch better. Better hurry Rockhopper Lad! Tamper Lad got to most of the good stuff.

Bastich.

You wish. Hmmph!!

<consoles Frio from her place on the sidelines>

Hey you destroyed my prototype temperance ray. I was planning to take that to Utah World to demonstrate it to the authorities there. There was a strong possibility they were going to equip all their missionaries with them.

EGI was going to make a fortune on that technology.

Tamper, when this crisis is over, why don't come up to the Rookery for a few days? I think you need a break. I have a new female ski instructor who moonlights as a cheerleader.

Er i don't think so, no time for debauchery...

Kryptonian Suffragettes! Protect the Hypertime Temperance Hall...

The Anti-Moderator may take your lives... but he'll never take your ballots.

Tamper, whose side are you on? They're trying to attack us!

<Rockhopper frowns slightly>
FREEZE!!!

<All the Kryptonian Suffragettes turn to ice statues>

Fortunately, my ice powers are magic-based. Works better than Kryptonite. If we need them thawed out later, we'll do it.

Leave my suffragettes alone. If they come after you it's only because you're a member of the paternalistic patriarchal hierarchy.

Cobie, watch yourself. Some un-named person may have told them about you. And the suffragettes may have inferred that Ev-Girl would seize power in the Security Office should something happen to you while you were at the hypertime bar.

Is there any doubt why we're having a friggin' crisis?

Usually, though, it's someone's debauchery (I'm lookin' at you, CK) that gets us into these situations to begin with.

A few demon children and bloodlust filled brides and no one ever lets me live it down...my libido isn't *that* bad, is it? (er, that's rhetorical )

Ohmygod, is this crisis over with yet? Some of us have like lives to get back to.

I summed it up two pages ago, and no one's made a move since, except Tamper, whose doing Valor knows what over there!

In the meantime, want to show my how you use that 9mm so well?

Ohmygod, **Looks Around** Okay, but where is "My"?

And like who is "My"?

Er, 'My' is my latest bodyguard who works directly under me at the Security Office. She's a lovely young lady and could a few lessons in flexibility when it comes to her offensive techniques.

I'm really glad My has progressed so nicely! I remember how scared and timid she was when she first came to the Legion World Orphanage!