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Bah

<fires the trans-substantiation weapon at A-M>

Hmmmm. No affect. Could be time for one of my inspirational rallying speeches.


Dread not. Though the forces of the AM push us back, we will survive. We will exist forever, the universe, this existence itself is fleeting. I have seen the existence beyond this one and spoken to my creator, the Ancient Engineer himself.

He informs me that this shall not be the end. Though even gods fall before the might of the AM the world shall be remade anew with glorious green skies and enough food for everyone.

Now come, the AM cannot defeat me while I continue to speak due to my power of super narcisism. This reminds me of ...

(from the sidelines...waving beer bottle)

go team! whoooooooooo

(falls backward off bench)"thump"

he he he he he he at least i didn't spill my beer he he he he

Disaster Boy, Disaster Boy
I need you <span style="font-size: 7px;">(r beer.)</span>
The end of all existence as we know it is imminent, the smell of death is lingering around us and ... you have really nice eyes.
*Lad Boy slips a note with his yahoo email address into DB's ... ummm .... wardrobe.*

I haven't been paying attention, someone good tell me what to do and I'll do it!

Well, you were being Stealthy... or something. Also you were on the previous page and I can barely remember who I am let alone who everyone lese is and where they are at any one time.

Oh gods, Tamper Lad is trying to rally us. Next think you know he'll have a 'plan' and tehn we'll all be doomed. Maybe we should send him off on a secret mission that takes him far, far away until we have dealt with the threat and then he can come back when even his best laid plans are likely to only harm himself.

*Earth 4 Gay-lipso heckles Tamper Lad as he's trying to make his inspirational speech. Tamper manages to ignore Earth 4 Gay-lipso until he starts throwing peanut shells as well*

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I agree with KP!

So, when do I get to beat stuff up?

<snatches beer from disaster boy>

Well, pretty much how I expected a full blown LMB operation to proceed.

Anybody have an idea how to deal with tall, dark, and near-omnipotent over there?

<smacks the bug on tail end of his tail with riding crop>

Why don't you try to be more like your metallic friend over there. Sparkly gay demon guys, to shut Tamper up you throw these at him.

<Pulls out several boxes of latex products, balloons, glove and prophylactic devices>

Hmmmm how about a few explosive blasts to knock Mr. Anti-Monitor around a bit. Now why don't you boys charge him while I knock him with these concussive blasts?

The only way to shut Tamper up is to kill him, and despite the fact that he's clearly sunk into a Kirbyesque delirium, he still may prove useful.

And I'm nobody's diversion. Get your own cannon fodder.

i'd deal wit ya myself, lmbers, but its more fun to use my army!

get 'em boys!

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Ugly fat men...

<Uses a concussive blast on lead group and charges them. Knocking the remaining soldier down Nova pulls out laser scalpel and emasculates the unconscious soldiers. >

Mmmmm man parts.

Well, there goes our "family" rating.

Darn! And I was doing so well. Up to this point in my life, I'd never experienced pendulous man breasts.

It's like the guys from "The Lumberjack Song" gone horribly wrong.

Hope no one has a eunuch fetish... oh wait emasculated means she pulled a Bobbit in addition to the making a church choir.

Well there's another wave of those baddies.

Hey Nova, chum the air in front of the next wave with those bits will ya.

<Firing weapon at the testes and dismembered phalluses that Nova tosses at the second wave of man boob soldiers, TL converts them to miniture nuclear weapons blowing the second wave to bits.>

And that should take us right up to and past PG-13....

Great. An LMBP battle I'm almost not old enough to take part in.

Come on, guys. Let's buy Cobie, Vee, the Spectre and Gay-lipso some time. I can't understand what they're planning anyway so I might as well have fun blowing up stuff while we're waiting.

(db wakes from drunken stupor on grass)

hmmm what's this crinkled paper in my pants? let's see "ladboyxxx@yahoo.com" hmmm wonder how that got there. whats that sound, sounds like a herd of elephants....coming this way

(looks up)

ew that's just wrong...(hurls beer bottle, striking one in the head, shattering glass all over.) KRACK!!!

well...that's one down. this is almost evil enough to make me get up!

I'm pretty sure they don't understand it themselves, IB.

Fight away.

...and when did KP start speaking some different language...or did someone spike my beer!

Those aren't mutually exclusive.

Someone toss some more body parts at that army...

them lmbers are doin purty well against my manboobie armie... much better than last time...

good thing it's only the first wave!