Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum The Space-Rawking COBALT KID Thread!

(Ignoring that I'm his 'daughter' or whatever) I just knew I liked him - right off the bat. He's witty, kind, sensitive, talented, and painfully hot.

He's Cobie, Cobie Cakes, Cobie Bear, and our most beloved Chief of Security! May he live long and prosper...

Jeepers! Someone other than Cobie starting a thread about how great Cobie is? What a novel idea!

Oh well. Cobalt Kid: he's so much better than that Coblat Kid fella.

Cobie's an Alt ID.

Coblat Kid is a hack.

Shhh. You're not supposed to let Miss T know that, Lou.

D'oh! Sorry 'bout that Eryk.

'Sides. Alt-IDs are a myth. Like Pegasus or the Beatles' "White Album".

Sorry, I know I'm not supposed to let this out of the bag, but I really can't hold it in any longer. I've been keeping it up for far too long.

Four years ago on the DCMB's, Lash got bored and decided to create a new alternate identity. So it was that Cobalt Kid, the first ever LMB Alt ID, was born. Lash then decided to share the account info and password with LARDLAD, who would soon create his own Alt ID, which we now know as Eryk Davis Ester.

Lash and Lardy had so much fun with their new Cobalt Kid ID that they decided to share the password with a few more posters on the Legionnaires board. Newcru, Beagle Boy and later myself, have all been posting as Cobalt Kid over the past four years.

Honestly, I think we've carried the charade about as far as it should go. I tried convincing Lash and EDE of that about a year ago. That's what lead to a falling out between us, and my leaving the boards for the past year. Since then we've mended fences, but I can't in good conscience let the Cobalt Kid thing go any farther.

You've all been deceived Legion World! Your most legendary of posters is nothing but smoke and mirrors!

Enough! Let's get back to how much I space-rawk!

And I've only started one thread about how legendary I am! In fact, I might bump it back up!

And thanks guys !

This is remarkably close to another Cobalt Kid theory on another thread on this board! Jeepers, maybe it's true! If so, which one of me is posting right now?

Like anyone's going to believe *that*, Loser Lad. Anyway, they've all seen pictures of "Cobalt Kid", who doesn't at all resemble my nephew.

I know it's hard to swallow, but the truth needs to be known!!!

But does the truth space-rawk anywhere near as much as Cobalt Kid?

And doesn't Coblat Kid = Faraway Lad?

I just know that he's dead sexy!

Thank you! That was my contribution to the character.

Who gave the character the large penis?

Oh yeah, and which one of you gave me the ability to have evil children?

Again, the large penis was mine.

I think EDE/Lardy was responsible for the evil spawn.

Jus personal theories and by no means meant to be taken as conclusive evidence...

Cobalt Kid = Outdoor Miner = Arachne = Shark Lad = Super Lad Kid

Coblat Kid = Faraway Lad = Sanity or Madness = Greybird?

Lardlad = Eryk Davis Ester = Library Lad = Shadowplay?

MLLASH = Leap Year Lass = Shadowplay?

Abin Quank = Stoopid Cat = Space Ranger

Harbinger = Phantazmagorea = Pagan Lass = Fat Cramer

Newcru = Crusader = Princess Crujectra

Lou & Zoe = 2 hornballs

P.S. Bottom line: NOBODY space-rawks, like COBIE space-rawks!

Well...

They BOTH have large penises in my mind. GINORMOUS, even!

Lou wishes I was a hornball, he probably would have scored by now.

I'm just kidding, Lou.

So now I'm an Alt ID of cobalt?

GREAT

now I get to have lots of sex and babies (i like babies)

Oh and by the Way Cobie, you only have a big p because your me

I'm not a hornball. I just play one on the internet.

If that's the reason Far, thanks!