How would the Legion look as Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids?

Here's the gang:
Fat Albert
Bill Cosby
Russell Cosby
Bucky
Dumb Donald
Weird Harold
Rudy
Mushmouth

This type of Legion would have their HQ in a junkyard..!
Which Legionnaire would use the following quip:

"You're like school on Saturday(or insert other holidays)-NO CLASS!"