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Time for East Africa...

... watched the wildebeest migration in Masai Mara National Park, Kenya;

... camped out on Mount Kilimanjaro, Tanzania;

... saw the source of the Nile in Burundi;

... visited the rock-hewn churches of Lalibela and the ruins of Aksum in Ethiopia;

... played with the lemurs in Madagascar;

... spotted gorillas in Rwanda;

... helped the new government in Somalia restore order in the country, then lounged on the beautiful beach near Mogadishu;

... photographed the Art Deco buildings in Asmara, Eritrea;

... trekked to the Karthala Volcano crater in Comoros;

... took pictures at Lake Abhe, Djibouti; better known as the Forbidden Zone in Planet of the Apes!

... lounged in the luxurious beaches of Silhouette Island, the Seychelles;

... picked tea in Fort Portal, Uganda.

Double dated both Kim Novak and Lynda Carter at the same time.

Flew to the stars on the back of a Venusian Firewolf.

... wore my birthday suit to work. No one noticed.

...applied for a job at Quis' workplace

... found the wet blowing snow quite invigorating.

...mastered the game of chess in 5 minutes with the new brain-app pill.

...found the lost city of El Dorado

... am leaving on a jet plane. Don't know when I'l be back again. Oh Babe, I hate to go.

...got married in a same-sex wedding that is legal in Texas.

.. taught Belinda the art of Feng Shui

... introduced Belinda to the Hong Kong fortune-teller who says Feng Shui is the work of the devil.

... and because I am a completionist, visited the last remaining countries on Earth in Southern Africa:

... learned to ride a horse in Lesotho, the only country to be entirely above 1000m.

... jumped down Victoria Falls in Zambia;

... excavated some new structures in the Ruins of Great Zimbabwe;

... counted the steps in the Old Stone Town of the Ilha de Mozambique;

... surprised Blaze with a shiny new diamond I dug up in Namibia;

... paid our respects to the King of Swaziland, who invited us for some home-brewed marula;

... kayaked around Monkey Bay in Malawi, then relaxed on a booze cruise hosted by the MV Mangunda,

... adopted an elephant and a cheetah in the Okavango Delta of Botswana;

... camped under the stars while marveling at the beauty of the Garden Route of South Africa.

Made friends with a devilfish. Who knew they liked Venusian pop stars and Venturan cocktails?

...translated the complete works of Tolstoy into Khundish.

... mastered my power of telekinesis, and began work on my teleportation.

...perfected my time machine, went back in time and bought a lot of stocks....I now own google (Cobie your browsing history is appalling. POV, I didn't know you had such an interest in 19th century macrame.)

... deleted 3 species of cockroach, not that anyone noticed.

...came to work in my flying car

...was nominated as the first female pope.

... tunneled through the Earth to China,

...acquired a green thumb, which somehow enabled me to communicate with plants, but required me to wear gloves in public.

.. will be taking off in my rocketship for a years worth of inyerstellar travel.

... traveled one day forward in time to Wednesday the 13th, comic book day, by mistaking today for Wednesday. Mind over matter.

... thrashed Tharok, again. He's getting way too predictable.