Thrift-Deb just hit the wall
She never had it all
One lotus flower a day
And she posts her heart away
Continuity went out the door
Ninety-four and aught-four
Only been with one scheme
What happen to her team?
She was gonna be a heroine
She was gonna be a legionnaire
She was gonna come on in
And bust up Thorak's lair
Her yellow threshold gate
is now the reprobate
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright since
Dave Cockrum, Carey Bates
Way before DnAs
There was Mike Grell and Curt Swan
And moopsball still on Omnicon
Her two kids, Cobie and Lashie
They tell her that she’s passe
Cuz she still fixates
On 29, 29, 2958
She’s read all the classics
She knows every jive
Great Darkness, the Earthwar
Even the Fatal Five
She rocked out to Ranzz
Not a big Ra's Al Ghul fan
Thought she’d give a hand
To defeat the Molecule Man
Where’s the flight-belt made of Valorium?
And who’s the other blonde that's hanging on Querl's arm?
When did hypertime become continuity?
What ever happen to Superboy, Supergirl?
on the comic rack was
Dave Cockrum, Carey Bates
Way before DnAs
There was Mike Grell and Curt Swan
And moopsball still on Omnicon
Her two kids ,Cobie and Lashie
They tell her that she’s passe
Cuz she still fixates
On 29, 29, 2958
She hates time make it stop
When did Time Trapper become old-man Rokk?
And when did Jeckie become a snake?
Please make this stop
Stop!
And bring back
Dave Cockrum, Carey Bates
Way before DnAs
There was Mike Grell and Curt Swan
And moopsball still on Omnicon
Her two kids ,Cobie and Lashie
They tell her that she’s passe
Cuz she still fixates
On 2958
Dave Cockrum, Carey Bates
Way before DnAs
There was Mike Grell and Curt Swan
And moopsball still on Omnicon
Her two kids ,Cobie and Lashie
They tell her that she’s passe
Cuz she still fixates
On 29, 29, 2958