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43. He's terribly selective when resurrecting extinct species - he only picks cool ones with feathers, claws and more than 3 colors.
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44. He posed as a professional tuner, then stole half the keys off the piano in the Time Trapper Lounge. (He hocked the ivory to buy more cigars.)
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45. He pranked all the current Time Trappers by turning their robes fuchsia.
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LIES LIES LIES! Chartreuse.
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Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
41. His kono fruit looks rather... dubious. but how does it taste? 
Beauty's where you find it. Not just where you bump and grind it.
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Like Fried Chicken, of course.
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46. The SPCT alleges that he plans to use cruel methods to trap time. Like blowing cheap cigar smoke in its face.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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47. Too cheap to buy the Missus quality take-out dinners* when he's out late Trapping and not home to do his share of the cooking. Rumor has it that he forces her and the offspring to manage with just Diet Mr. Pibb™ and Hot Pockets™.
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48. He has eliminated all thyme in the universe, just so time won't have a homophone.
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Buuutttt.... I did increase all the Frankincense and Myrrh.
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49. But he forgot to increase the gold.
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Not True! I did remember... but when I increased the Frankincense... well... Newton's laws and alll... turns out the gold got switched up the line to ...uugggghhh...well....scoobie snacks.
Look, just deal with it, okay. I got more important things to do....what is the formula to make time slow on that sharp cheddar cheese aqin....?
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50. Would spend all his magnificent time powers on the preservation of cheese.
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51. ... instead of feeding that cheese to us.
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Then I would have to change favorite comic book companies to Impact-ed. Mwaaaahahahahaha
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52. He doesn't follow the counting in this thread.
Why must power be so elusive?
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Because I shall not Be Denied!!!! TT status will be MINE! Bwaaahahahahahahahahah.
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54. He's taking too darned much time to get there.
Why must power be so elusive?
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55. Especially considering he's trying to gain complete control of time.
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56. The universe would be his yard...an' he don' want NOBODY on his yard!!! 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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57. He doesn't bother to number his entries, like all us other law-abiding Time Trappers do.
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58. Time Trappers don't need/use shotguns.
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59. He doesnt try to keep up with the times. (checkered shirts that don't fit well? please!)
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At the end of time, all the lawns are dry and dead.
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60. He makes the rest of the Trappers laugh during the serious Time Trapper group photos.
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