Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board 101+ fictional facts about new poster "thothkins"....

.....since "he" (playing the odds here) has never posted to the "Introduce Yourself" thread!

1) Once robbed a bank to support his bubblegum addiction.

2) Used to call up the Comics Code Authority and ask if they had pop in a space-bottle.

3) Had a cameo in "E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial" as one of the haz-mat guys.

4) Gave Legion World 3 stars (of five) on Yelp

5) always, no matter what, puts left shoe on first

My part didn't involve the hazmat suit at first. But the casting guy said I should put it on as having two aliens on the set would confuse the audience.

Thanks to therapy, I'm over that as long as no one mentions it on message boa....Waaaahh!

6) thothkins super-secret avatar (which you weren't cleared to see, until now!) is...

He has an almost unhealthy attraction to daffodils.

8) always wears suits, argues that Ralph Macchio was the villain in the Karate Kid movie, and is half-sibling to Wayne Brady.

9) Was Paladin's "rebound" after the thing with Rocky fell apart.

10) Has every episode of "Hello, Larry" on Betamax tapes.

11) also sometimes known as the Thothacle.

This list is going to be LEGEND--wait for it--DARY.

12. wears short-shorts

13. Auditioned for the role of Hannibal Lecter using his stage name, Anthony Thothkins, but was rejected because the director thought he had a speech impediment.

14. Was once flipped into the shrubs by a large bunny with a pancake on its head. There is, apparently, some back story, but the court documents are sealed.

15. His secret code name's code name is Alex.

16. There is no 16th fictional fact

17. Memorized the lyrics to the X-files theme song.

18. Is actually a Durlan trapped in humanoid form.

19. Peebz, Fanfie and I saved his life. In thanksgiving, he offered us each a hearty handshake.

20. Once sculpted a bust of Paladin's bust utilizing a mixture of mashed potatoes and feces.

21. Was the mysterious fifth member of the 'Shooter Four' inducted to the Legion at the same time as Princess Projectra, Ferro Lad (aw...), Karate Kid (aw...) and Nemesis Kid (boo!).

22. Owes me twelve bucks!

...that you still owe me $12 for. C'mon I've debts to pay further down the thread.



Known to the team as "That Shy Kid" although appeared in Morrison's Doom Patrol as "Number None"


Close., but actually a humanoid trapped in a Durlan form during a cultural exchange programme. Who'd have thought that the old "If the wind changes your face will stick like that." adage worked for Durlans mid change - see also ET revelation above.

23. Likes to walk on all fours, naked, in public, and pee on fire hydrants.

When I'm expressing that Durlan side...mostly.

24. Has hilarious personal anecdote regarding a Legend of Bagger Vance/Journey of Natty Gann mixup (although no one has, to date, recognized its brillance)