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SWEPWMBPT called. Says you have to come back and cater to her every whim. Now.

And stop impersonating cats. You have another twelve years of servitude before you can even think about doing that.

aawwwwwww... yes ma'am. More rubs, and food, and games. Coming right up...

I love being stuck in traffic. Best part of my day!

The best part of sitting on a train is listening to people eating loud, crunchy snacks and noticing that they don't close their mouths while eating. It's even better than overly loud calls!

I just love taking the train on a Friday night rush hour. Nothing beats feeling like a sardine while being pushed from all sides.

thank you Mr twee driver for driving excessively slowly today. Not that I could take advantage of it and enjoy the drive but slowly with unexpected speed changes & signalling. Thank you so much for teaching me sloth, bizarro manoeuvring and patience.

I'd like to weigh in here with my utter admiration for "men" over 17 years of age who ride skateboards down the middle of busy streets. It's especially impressive when they are four or five feet in front of a car or bus and refuse to take their "transport" to the curb or sidewalk. The look of utter smugness on their stupid, narcissistic hipster faces never, ever makes me fantasize about having them all temporarily abducted and forcibly sterilized for the good of future generations.

If not having much of a summer wasn't good enough, now we autumn winds sweeping across the land. There's nothing more fun than wondering if everything not nailed down is going to still be in my garden tomorrow.

I am so much more productive when I lack sleep.

My favourite chore has to be clearing out the kitty litter.

I don't think Blaze is the hottest person ever

I've decided not to pay to fix the furnace. I'll just spend all winter wearing a parka and gloves indoors instead.

Just call me Captain Cold from now until, oh, about mid-April.

Oh cleome, you'd love the heat here. I guarantee you'll be fanning yourself with a big grin on your face!

The only thing sexier than uncombed, gray-streaked hair would be uncombed, gray-streaked hair plastered to a sweaty red forehead!

It'll be fun! We'll sweat buckets together while our tongues hang out!

My tongue has little bristles on it, just like a cat's tongue does.



Yeah, it facilitates personal grooming, but oh... those mid-season hairballs...

I have fifty-three pairs of green underwear.

I find wearing underwear to be soooooo bourgeois!!!

my political ideals mean that my village now shares the same pair of underpants

That was my only pair!!!

My village do not mourn having to give Power Boy back his underpants. They are proud to now all go underpantless. The tears you see are tears of joy.

I really thought she was going to say Paaaaannttsssss!

Peebz, I sure hope you washed that pair before putting it on.

I love people turning up unprepared. I enjoy their comedy antic and never think that my time is being utterly wasted.