OK, so everyone knows about the shape-shifting lizard-people who run the U.N.

I have noticed at least a couple of alien races among us:

(1) Morfolds: With bodies resembling thin, white membranes, these creatures masquerade as shredded plastic grocery bags. However, they give themselves away when the move along the streets even when there is no wind blowing. Apparently feeding on the exhaust fumes of motor vehicles, they are easily spotted floating along any U.S. highway.

(2) Bizarro Coluans: Seven magnitudes of intelligence below the average Earthling, and having pale skin with only a tinge of green, Ulocans have found employment writing assembly instructions for IKEA, and help files for Microsoft, and the Healthcare.gov website.

Most Ulocans, however, are employed in Marketing and Advertising.

What have you seen?


“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.” -- Groucho Marx