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900,000 Things to Blame ibby for!
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1. He makes all of us think about phalluses whether we want to or not! mad


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2. I broke the post counter on the main page frown

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3. He causes your phallic metaphors not to hold up under close scrutiny! mad


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4. I prefer bludgeoning people with phallic references smile

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5. He makes so many phallic references when you see the word phallic it doesn't look like it is spelled correctly.

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6. Not even all the posts blaming me for something can bring us to a non-phantom total of 900,000 frown

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7. He corrupted my young impressionable mind with his sex talk! wink


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8. Cruelly limiting us to only 900,000.


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10. Sore butts

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11. This is entirely Ibby's fault:

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No doubt he's invisibly occupying that chair next to you and scaring off all the hot girls, eh? wink


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12. Making us jealous with his travel stories.


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Originally Posted by Kappa Kid
No doubt he's invisibly occupying that chair next to you and scaring off all the hot girls, eh? wink


I have to scare off all the hot girls so the sexy gay men willh come out and play wink

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Originally Posted by Kappa Kid
No doubt he's invisibly occupying that chair next to you and scaring off all the hot girls, eh? wink


I have to scare off all the hot girls so the sexy gay men willh come out and play wink


I'm telling Blaze! tease

*runs off*


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Who do you think sent me out as bait? tongue

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I feel rather happy that I'm only responsible for a very few bad things.

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13. Setting such a low total that you spend your time eliminating all the other things to blame Ibby for, just to get it down to a teensy 900k!


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14. Discouraging everyone so much that half the responses in the thread come from me!

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15. Ink on my fingers. From having to go through the paper, marking all the terrible things Ibby was responsible for.


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16. Turning thothy into an obsessed avenger, compiling a list of all the things I am responsible for

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17. Making me have to sew my own Obsessed Avenger costume. Grrr...


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18.
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11. This is entirely Ibby's fault:

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That extremely sad face.

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9. Topless pics


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20. Instead of bottomless pics.

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21. Each 900,000 of his posts.

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Wait, I have 900,000 posts already? That’s news to me

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Originally Posted by Jfposey
20. Instead of bottomless pics.


That can be arranged.

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9. Topless pics


Many people enjoy them, though.

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Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
Wait, I have 900,000 posts already? That’s news to me


I know. It's only Wednesday. 900k wasn't expected until Friday...

MR POT. WOULD A MR POT PLEASE GO TO THE FOYER...

must dash... might drop by the foyer... no reason...


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22. Making thoth depressingly aware that he is a big black pot. tongue

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23. Failure of Argentina's soybean crop. Got to blame somebody.


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24. Why there is always lint in the dryer filter.

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25. The aching feet I got last night, from walking all the way to the Eiffel Tower and back (that's about 4 kilometers, I was on my foot for 3 hours)

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Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
... I was on my foot for 3 hours)


26. Starting the hopping craze that swept Europe in 2018.


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27. Impersonating a flamingo in public.

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28. Inspiring the Flamingo character in Batman


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*checks wardrobe* I don’t seem to own anything that would inspire the Flamingo. but oh well

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29. All the days that I don't get a seat on the subway.


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30. In a move to honour Pov, created Pantsless Day in France, which got confused with the Sans-coulottes of the Revolution.


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31. but eventually moving to 32. Plate tectonics.


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32. getting caught in a time paradox


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maybe that’s why it feels like nothing is happening with my life *sob*

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33. Teaching Azrael how to cry.


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^ oh now that’s just cruel

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34. Plate tectonic results. Slower than I thought.


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35. Euro-entropy. You know you did it! Admit it!


Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

Something pithy!
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36. Eating all the dark chocolate (I had to do it, otherwise my boyfriend would)

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37. Having to reread the Reboot Legion just to keep up with his references!

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38. Making syrupy, everything-ends-up-going-well fix-fanfic that restores Kinetix and Monstress to life, while giving Monstress Element Lad's powers; repowers Magno, gives Chuck Taine his bouncing powers, and turns Condo Arlik and Dirk Morgna into super-powered Legionnaires while restoring the Reboot reality and reuniting the entire team!

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39. Being near Marvel when they desperately looked for names for new comics to market. Look forward to Phallic! monthly.


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40. Bringing back the Comics Code who objected to Ibby's proposed Lord of Uranus subtitle for his new Marvel book.


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41. Putting too much hot sauce on the pizza.

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42. All those times you're just a minute too late to do or say something? Ibby mucking around with time bubbles is to blame for you being out of synch.


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43. Drinking all the wine frown

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44.Drinking all the time.


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45. Eating all the time.

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46. Flies on my pies.


Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

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47. Pies that fly...onto people's faces!


Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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48. Pied Pipers


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