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900,000 Things to Blame ibby for!
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1. He makes all of us think about phalluses whether we want to or not!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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2. I broke the post counter on the main page
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3. He causes your phallic metaphors not to hold up under close scrutiny!
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4. I prefer bludgeoning people with phallic references
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5. He makes so many phallic references when you see the word phallic it doesn't look like it is spelled correctly.
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6. Not even all the posts blaming me for something can bring us to a non-phantom total of 900,000
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Humanoid from the Deep
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7. He corrupted my young impressionable mind with his sex talk!
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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8. Cruelly limiting us to only 900,000.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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11. This is entirely Ibby's fault:
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No doubt he's invisibly occupying that chair next to you and scaring off all the hot girls, eh?
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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12. Making us jealous with his travel stories.
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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No doubt he's invisibly occupying that chair next to you and scaring off all the hot girls, eh? I have to scare off all the hot girls so the sexy gay men willh come out and play
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No doubt he's invisibly occupying that chair next to you and scaring off all the hot girls, eh? I have to scare off all the hot girls so the sexy gay men willh come out and play I'm telling Blaze! *runs off*
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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Who do you think sent me out as bait?
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I feel rather happy that I'm only responsible for a very few bad things.
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13. Setting such a low total that you spend your time eliminating all the other things to blame Ibby for, just to get it down to a teensy 900k!
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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14. Discouraging everyone so much that half the responses in the thread come from me!
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15. Ink on my fingers. From having to go through the paper, marking all the terrible things Ibby was responsible for.
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16. Turning thothy into an obsessed avenger, compiling a list of all the things I am responsible for
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17. Making me have to sew my own Obsessed Avenger costume. Grrr...
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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18. 11. This is entirely Ibby's fault: That extremely sad face.
Last edited by Invisible Brainiac; 08/21/18 04:34 PM.
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"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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20. Instead of bottomless pics.
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21. Each 900,000 of his posts.
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Wait, I have 900,000 posts already? That’s news to me
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20. Instead of bottomless pics. That can be arranged. Many people enjoy them, though.
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Wait, I have 900,000 posts already? That’s news to me I know. It's only Wednesday. 900k wasn't expected until Friday... MR POT. WOULD A MR POT PLEASE GO TO THE FOYER... must dash... might drop by the foyer... no reason...
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22. Making thoth depressingly aware that he is a big black pot.
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23. Failure of Argentina's soybean crop. Got to blame somebody.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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24. Why there is always lint in the dryer filter.
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25. The aching feet I got last night, from walking all the way to the Eiffel Tower and back (that's about 4 kilometers, I was on my foot for 3 hours)
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... I was on my foot for 3 hours) 26. Starting the hopping craze that swept Europe in 2018.
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27. Impersonating a flamingo in public.
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28. Inspiring the Flamingo character in Batman
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*checks wardrobe* I don’t seem to own anything that would inspire the Flamingo. but oh well
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29. All the days that I don't get a seat on the subway.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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30. In a move to honour Pov, created Pantsless Day in France, which got confused with the Sans-coulottes of the Revolution.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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31. but eventually moving to 32. Plate tectonics.
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32. getting caught in a time paradox
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maybe that’s why it feels like nothing is happening with my life *sob*
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33. Teaching Azrael how to cry.
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^ oh now that’s just cruel
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34. Plate tectonic results. Slower than I thought.
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35. Euro-entropy. You know you did it! Admit it!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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36. Eating all the dark chocolate (I had to do it, otherwise my boyfriend would)
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37. Having to reread the Reboot Legion just to keep up with his references!
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38. Making syrupy, everything-ends-up-going-well fix-fanfic that restores Kinetix and Monstress to life, while giving Monstress Element Lad's powers; repowers Magno, gives Chuck Taine his bouncing powers, and turns Condo Arlik and Dirk Morgna into super-powered Legionnaires while restoring the Reboot reality and reuniting the entire team!
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39. Being near Marvel when they desperately looked for names for new comics to market. Look forward to Phallic! monthly.
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40. Bringing back the Comics Code who objected to Ibby's proposed Lord of Uranus subtitle for his new Marvel book.
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41. Putting too much hot sauce on the pizza.
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42. All those times you're just a minute too late to do or say something? Ibby mucking around with time bubbles is to blame for you being out of synch.
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43. Drinking all the wine
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44.Drinking all the time.
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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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47. Pies that fly...onto people's faces!
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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