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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #999812 03/14/21 04:45 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,423 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,423 Wouldn't you like to know? ... and I didn't give them free gift baskets... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1000207 03/25/21 07:55 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR ...they found out my "poison gas" gun was just filled with Axe body spray and lined with a dirty gym sock. Hey, it worked, didn't it? Sorry if it wasn't science-y enough for all you over-educated rich snobs! Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1000218 03/26/21 04:37 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,423 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,423 Wouldn't you like to know? ... I kept challenging them to examine their biases, and gave out pamphlets on respectful terminology (we should stop using Kid code names! it's demeaning!) The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1000317 03/28/21 04:41 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,441 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,441 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... ... I programmed them to do so. Now I will have a reason to not be present at their HQ, when the omni bomb goes off! I'll show them villainous! "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1000340 03/29/21 04:33 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,423 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,423 Wouldn't you like to know? ... I put habanero hot sauce on all the snacks. Bah! I thought these were big tough villains. But all of them went crying for water! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1000384 03/30/21 02:12 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,441 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,441 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... ? we got into a big fight about which villains could pass through walls and which couldn't. I'm not even allowed to help clear the debris from the smoking ruin of our HQ. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1000411 03/31/21 07:42 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,423 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,423 Wouldn't you like to know? ... told everyone, unironically, that Bizarro was the smartest one of all The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1000952 04/15/21 11:31 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR ...I bought everyone Bedazzler kits for their birthdays. Super-Villains are such hopeless squares. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1000957 04/15/21 12:48 PM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,036 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,036 ... It was my turn to buy supplies for the Evil Lair (TM) and I bought the cheap one-ply toilet paper. Who knew that world-conquering megalomaniacs had such sensitive tushies? Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1000959 04/15/21 01:17 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,246 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,246 The Underbelly of Society ...I left off the mayo. Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1000964 04/15/21 02:44 PM Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 2,925 Maryland G Gaseous Lad Leader Gaseous Lad Leader G Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 2,925 Maryland I raided the honor-based snack box in the back room but didn't pay, because I have no honor. Interested in the Post-Zero Hour Reboot Legion? Check out: The Reboot Legion Timeline Fan Fiction: The Legion of Super-Heroes v4.1 (continuing the reboot from issue 126!) on LW or here (external)

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1000969 04/15/21 03:08 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,423 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,423 Wouldn't you like to know? I tried conning the other villains out of their money! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... Invisible Brainiac #1000970 04/15/21 03:32 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,323 Liberty City Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac I tried conning the other villains out of their money! I mean... what did they expect from teaming up with Ponzi King?

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1000971 04/15/21 03:49 PM Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 2,925 Maryland G Gaseous Lad Leader Gaseous Lad Leader G Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 2,925 Maryland I paid my membership in pennies. Interested in the Post-Zero Hour Reboot Legion? Check out: The Reboot Legion Timeline Fan Fiction: The Legion of Super-Heroes v4.1 (continuing the reboot from issue 126!) on LW or here (external)

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1000995 04/16/21 03:30 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,423 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,423 Wouldn't you like to know? I stole all the pennies worldwide and hid them in the clatch! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1001005 04/16/21 10:10 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I worked all day to fix everyone a nice penne pasta dinner from scratch, only to end up dumping the whole thing on the Taskmaster because his henchmen kept making smutty jokes about it and he wouldn't stop encouraging them. Sorry not sorry I don't respect incompetent Management. Never have. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1001019 04/16/21 03:28 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,423 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,423 Wouldn't you like to know? I dated way too many of my fellow villains at the same time... - Multiplex The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1001035 04/16/21 07:39 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR ...balked at the cost of buying dinner and flowers for all the villains I was dating. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1001049 04/17/21 04:21 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,423 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,423 Wouldn't you like to know? ... kept talking about my heroic super-exes during the date! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1001057 04/17/21 11:44 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR ...brought all my heroic super-exes along on the date. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1026314 06/02/23 06:33 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina ...kittens. I just love kittens. Especially with a white wine reduction. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1026335 06/03/23 04:14 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,423 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,423 Wouldn't you like to know? ... I would not pay my super villain clatch dues The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1026348 06/03/23 03:46 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina ...I put Rogaine in Lex's body wash. Hair grew everywhere BUT his head. Bwaaaahahahahahah. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1026363 06/04/23 04:25 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,423 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,423 Wouldn't you like to know? … and then I switched the stuff when he tried to use it in his head! Bwahahahaha The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #1026378 06/04/23 05:17 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina I gave Zanax to Scarecrow secretly. Started giving people visions of puppies and ducklings. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!