Legion World Forums LEGION COMPANION Spaceopoly Kill This Thread XIV

I felt bad when I was away at college and my parents had our dog put to sleep but didn't tell me until it was over. I would have like to see her one more time.

My best pet ever--a parakeet--died while I was off at college. I cried my eyes out!

My cousins' dog died fighting a giant rat.

In the winter on the Red Line tracks at Park Street Station, you can see mice running along the tracks. I heard one woman say "Look at the rats!"

Rats and mice are similar. Like rabbits and hares

yes, but rats are considerably bigger than mice. And these were not rats.

When I met the future mr_cleome, his friends and one-time roommates had two cute pet rats. Unfortunately, when the elder one passed on, they had no place to lay her to rest. They were in a big apartment with no yard. So I agreed to take her remains and put her under a tree in the home I co-owned at the time. My roommate at the time then decided to call future_mr_cleome "Ratboy" every time she saw him. Lucky for me that he's always had a good sense of humor.

Years ago, I took a trip to Poland with my dad. One of the places we saw was the Wieliczka Salt Mine. When I told my coworkers of my trip, one started calling me "Salty"

Even though I served ten years in the U.S. Navy I still do not consider myself a "Salty Dog".

Ready Salted is the favourite flavour of crisps for the elderly in th UK according to a yougov poll.

I dislike adding salt to my food. There is already way too much salt in most foods.

I hate tomatoes in any way, shape, or form. No ketchup, spaghetti sauce, or pizza for me.

My mom also hates tomatoes, but will eat them in a form that allows her to forget they are tomatoes. So she can eat ketchup and tomato sauce - unless it's chunky and has visible tomato bits

I am disappointed in your mom's level of commitment to tomato hate

LW News: Four injured in condiment clash between tomato and tomahto haters. "The blood was flowing like ketchup," said Officer Cobie "Or perhaps it was the other way round." With so many injuries neither party wll be as keen as mustard to relish another encounter.

Fake News!

Sometimes I enjoy the reviews on the Rotten Tomatoes website.

67% of reviewers liked watching rotten tomatoes. "They just sat there," said Sadie from Nantucket.

Thanks to my army of alts, I'm 25% of that 67%.

As an alt of cleome, I am 1% of that 25%

100% of Legion Worlders failed to pick up on the obvious limerick potential of "Nantucket" 100% of Legion World lurkers are disappointed. "I remember it when it was properly smutty," said Rick Dangler of Broadbottom, Cheshire nostalgically.

Quis provides 100% of our groovy animal GIFs and macros, though.

This is my only gif/macro

This is the only one that matters:

I have one, but nobody can see it...