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No they don't!

This looks like the beginning of a Bugs and Daffy routine

You know what, that made me laugh. Hah.

You being happy makes me happy Ibby.

Aw, how sweet and thoughtful, thothy

Who has kidnapped the real thoth? Find out ln Doppelthoth, coming soon to Bits!

Yes, I forgot! The real thoth enjoys murdering me in creative ways in his guise as a nasty genie

Barbara Eden played a genie named Jeannie

East of Eden is a Filipino comic book.

East of Eden is also a movie starring James Dean, based on a book by John Steinbeck. It is also a Biblical reference. The land of Nod where Cain was exiled to was said to be east of Eden.

Twelve is an important number

Now if man had been born with 6 fingers on each hand
He'd also have 12 toes or so the theory goes
Well, with twelve digits, I mean fingers
He probably would have invented two more digits
When he invented his number system
Then, if he saved the zero for the end
He could count and multiply by twelve
Just as easily as you and I do by ten

Now if man had been born with 6 fingers on each hand
He'd probably count: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, dek, el, doh
"Dek" and "el" being two entirely new signs meaning ten and
eleven
Single digits!
And his twelve, "doh", would be written 1-0
Get it?
That'd be swell, for multiplying by 12

Hey Little Twelvetoes, I hope you're well
Must be some far-flung planet where you dwell
If we were together, you could be my cousin
Down here we call it a dozen
Hey Little Twelvetoes, please come back home

Now if man had been born with 6 fingers on each hand
His children would have them too
And when they played hide-and-go-seek they'd count by sixes fast
And when they studied piano, they'd do their six-finger exercises
And when they went to school, they'd learn the golden rule
And how to multiply by twelve easy: just put down a zero
But me, I have to learn it the hard way

That was quite a read

It's actually a song. It was from Schoolhouse Rock. Little Twelve Toes

The rest of the lyrics:

Let me see now:
One times 12 is twelve, two times 12 is 24
Three times 12 is 36, four times 12 is 48
Five times 12 is 60, six times 12 is 72
Seven times 12 is 84, eight times 12 is 96
Nine times 12 is 108, ten times 12 is 120
Eleven times 12 is 132, and 12 times 12 is 144
WOW!

Hey Little Twelvetoes, I hope you're thriving
Some of us ten-toed folks are still surviving
If you help me with my twelves, I'll help you with your tens
And we could all be friends
Little Twelvetoes, please come back home

Thanks. I figured it was some kind of song, but didn’t know from where

Schoolhouse Rock started with teaching the multiplication tables. They then branched into English, History/Civic, and Science.

Inter-planet Janet is a galaxy girl!

Speaking of "educational" shows: I hated Barney, but I liked Sesame Street.

But Barney loves you

But I don’t love him back

Barney doesn't care. He still loves you.

Barney needs to understand that this is making me uncomfortable

In a dinosaur book I had when I was a kid, the Diplodicus was colored purple, which young me thought was kind of cool.

The stegosaurus was/is my favorite dinosaur