Legion World Forums LEGION COMPANION Spaceopoly Kill This Thread XVIII - The Debutante Death

The first to quit wins.

Let the game begin!

I quit, so I win! But what I quit was quitting, so I'm also still here!

Here, hear, herr

Dear, deer.

Dear Abby was a popular advice column.

Advice is usually better given than taken.

This is not advice, by the way.

Whenever someone in the office sneezes, I say "It is better to give than to receive."

Blaze is sick now, and I'm not feeling so good either. I've been drinking tons of orange juice and multivitamins so I can take care of him without getting sick myself.

Feel better Blaze

Thanks, Quis!

You're not Blaze!

*gasp* Oh, of course not! I'm just passing on the message.

That was close!

Hmmm... there was me about to pass along a "Get Well Soon Blaze" message, but now I'm suspicious of what's really going on. Is Blaze even there? Is Ibby covering up Blaze's disappearance by pretending he's ill? Hmmmm....

Unfortunately I used to think that Ms Tree comics were about plant life, so I missed out on some detective stories. But some investigating needs to be done here.

Man, no one makes good tree comics anymore! I guess Groot's got the market cornered for now.....

You need tree characters with enough staying power to generate a fanbase popularity over time. But so few are given the opportunity to put down roots.

Three trees would make a good team.



There are some questions that shouldn't be asked....

Has anyone told Vic Sage?

He might wink himself out of existence if we do.

"Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some people have chosen to see it as the final and clinching evidence for the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this. ‘I refuse to prove that I exist,’ says God, 'for proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing.’
'But’, says Man, 'the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.’
'Oh dear,’ says God, 'I hadn’t thought of that’ and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
'Oh that was easy,’ says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing."

Ah well. Is that considered suicide by logic?

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

Difficult to argue with that...

Lots of people find it difficult to find something they can't argue about, whether they have any data on the subject or not.

These people can easily be spotted by their tendency to quit discussing the facts, and begin attacking the other person verbally.

Sometimes, with hammers and fists, too.