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oh thothy, you know I mean “worst” as in “incorrigible”.
A word I learned from one of the Levitz issues. Someone called Brainy that.
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I am an invertebrate punster. I am spinelessly unable to resist a pun. So slug me!
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Don’t try to worm your way out of this one.
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Good to see that Quis is happy to snail his colours to the the mast when it comes to puns.
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Quis is really coming out of his shell
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Round and round it goes. Which shell is the pea under?
You sir! You look like an intelligent man. Is my hand quicker than your eye? See the pea. I place it under this walnut shell. Switch them around a bit. And where is the pea sir?
Oh you are good. Shall we try it again? *move shells* Shall we make it a little interesting with a wager sir?
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She sells snail shells on the sea shore, because the other girl has completely cornered the sea shore sea shell selling market.
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According to The Guinness Book of World Records, the toughest tongue twister is 'The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick'.
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My tongue feels twisted already
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We could play Twister instead.
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This is certainly one tactic to kill off the thread.
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If you post on this thread, you have to play Twister for 100 rounds!
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Consecutively or over a lifetime?
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for you, thothy, it’s consecutive and immediate!
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Jimmy (Elasti-Lad) Olsen is the Legion Twister champion
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But Chameleon and Proty gave him a run for his money
though they did get disqualified for being two sentients that pretended to be one
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Did they appeal that decision? Because that could have led to a long legal entanglement.
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Appealing wouldn’t have done anything. It would just have duplicated the decision
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I find Invisible Kid very appealing.
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I would love to have Lyle and Condo invite me over to spice up their relationship
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That reminds me that I really must clear out my spice rack.
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You really should, thoth. The Spice Girls are getting uncomfortable, being stretched out like that...
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>sigh< the real world has so many horrific kidnap stories that I can't really summon the enthusiasm to make a funny there. Here's what you could have had,,,
a) As soon as they tell me where Turmeric Spice is, they shall be released and I can get on with my cooking.
b) They're only imprisoned on behalf of all UK music listeners. They have a cell next to Take That.
c) Don't think of them as prisoners. Think of them as preserved National Treasures. That's what I tell Piers Morgan as I slide the food tray under his door.
d) Of course I'm not holding them prisoner! The slave orphans are taking up all of the room.
… and so on... but each one has a real world parallel so >sigh< Besides I'm sure that the Spice Girls and Take That are lovely. Piers Morgan, by all accounts, really is an utter mammary.
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Dear, dear. And all along I thought you were just running a medieval-themed AirBNB.
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