Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...

I threw a pimento cheese sandwich in Lazon's face and he cried like a baby.

I hooked Titania up with Mister Miracle's sidekick, Oberon, and we all got busted by the JLI.

I ripped the seat of my pants while playing super-villain Twister.

I broke up with the super villain, Twister. She had her friends on the group, and I had mine. It just descended into a real mess. A few of us just left to form our own group. Don't believe the stories that they kicked us out.

I spent so much time thinking of witty puns in battle, that I couldn't beat up the heroes or steal the loot.

They said that my teleportation rings were just a fad - Dr. Hula Hoop

I brought Duela Dent to a party as my date. Awkward.

^ especially when she began calling all the male villains "Daddy".

I claimed to be the son of a famous villain who hadn't been seen in a couple of decades, and skated in as a 'legacy.'

Then he came out of retirement and told everyone he'd never heard of me... Awkward.

I kept loudly saying "awkward" every time someone else did something.

As a non human berserker who has pledged to kill all of mankind, they should have known I would turn on them. - Orc-ward.

I figured as non-adopted child for whom he was legally responsible for of The Penquin, I'd skate in, but....no. Awck-ward!

I used to be a hero, but with the death of my partner I switched sides. But the villains don't trust me either. - Hawk-ward

I said something in a meeting about "warding off" a hero and everyone leaped to a really filthy misinterpretation of what I meant.

(Oh, and I forgot Thanos' birthday. Ex-cuuuuse me for still thinking that FB is even more evil than he is.)

They found every release of Gorillas in the Mist in my room. - Grodd

I kept getting the Six Infinity Gems confused with the Seven Stones of Alactos and the Nine Lantern Rings. (Or is it ten?)

I stole an accordion from a blind monkey

I was the model used for all DCs cover Gorillas. It turns out that jealousy motivates evil groups more than villainy.

...I stopped to smell the roses...and burned them up with acid breath. Poison Ivy complained, and since she always provided the fruit platters.....

...I slacked off as Treasurer and didn't bother to keep the utilities up to date.

If only we'd recruited Batman we could've used his utility belt.

... I was creating an uncomfortable atmosphere for the other villains. I mean, all I was doing was telling them how the Spectre would punish them horribly for their crimes, in excruciating detail...

… the editorial direction had faded enough that I ended up being one of those villains who ends up on a hero team in an "edgy alliance." I'm told it's part of a plotline where there's a traitor in the team. I'll apparently be the focus of some suspicion, even though I'm a level playing crook. I just want away from the team's resident psycho-with-a-weapon. Now, he's scary.

... they said I didnt have enough street cred', because even Amanda Waller didn't think I was dangerous enough a villain to be included in Salvation Run...

… shooting the hero in the head in issue #1 meant that none of the other villains were going to get paid to appear in any upcoming issues.

...I snore.