Legion World Forums LEGION CLUBHOUSE The Legion of Super-Heroes Long Live the Legion! The Legion of Super Cheese-Villains!

THEY SWORE A CURD OATH ON A CHEESE WHEEL TO DESTROY THE LEGION...

Gorgon-zola ~ Never mind don't eat...don't look!

Limb-Burgermeister, the "Mayor of Meat!" ~ Like Arms-Fall-Off Boy, but evil! He'll rip off his arms and they'll rip off your legs!

Miss American ~ you don't want her to process you!

Bleu ~ Think Umbra's a bitch? This guy's French! And he's got a right mouth on him too.

Yo-Yogurt Girl ~ (I don't get it either, but hey, how many are in a Devil's Dozen?) Keep back or she'll repeat...repeat...repeat on you!

Pepper Jack -- hot hot hot -- he'll burn ya up!

Cannon Bert -- Kaboom! He packs a whallop!

Mayor McCheese -- when good spokepeople go bad

Sharp Cheddar -- She'll slice ya up, bub!

Frumunder Cheese -- don't ask

Rejected: Velveta (now leads the Legion of Substitute Super-"Cheez" Villains)

Cheese Curdz - one look and you're in little pieces

Old Cheddar - the all-purpose group advisor

Green Mold - he's been around a long time, even his fellow members fear him

Bechamel - covers & smothers; can send your cholesterol sky-high

And then there's the telepathic evil genius that formed the LSC-V: Head Cheese!

Rejected applicant Cheese Food Dude found some other villains in a similar plight: Miss Margarine, the brother and sister duo Nick Nutrasweet and Saccharin Sally, No-Salt Eater Lad & Ground Turkey Girl and formed the Legion of Low-Fat Alternative Substitute Villains!

Should the Super Cheeses fail, these lightweights will come to their rescue!

Psst...Word has it that Tofu King may be their newest recruit!

"...I hanker for a hunka, a slice or slab or chunka ... I hanker for a hunk o' CHEESE!"

Their clubhouse is an upside-down fondue pot. Somebody's idea of a joke, I expect.

Kareem Cheese -- the smooth brother who gets all the ladies...

Ahem....

I wasn't sure if this thread was done yet, so I decided to do a little research.

The Silver Age Fatal Five Cheeses
Canestrato
Fynbo
Caciovallo
Castellano
Asiago

Who could ever forget Stone Boy's nemisis cheese... Brick?

Then there was the cheese that would never shut up... Cheddar.

Nobody knew much about this cheese, but he just sounded bad... Doppelrhamstufe. I wouldn't want to run into him in a darkened oven. I tell you.

The cheese that knew what you were thinking before you did... Emmental.

The terrible twosome of cheeses... Gouda and Edam. Still feared by crossword puzzles even into the 31st Century.

And I forgot to mention Cheeses' most evil of friends.... Mac. Thank Velveeta for the edit function.

Just in case you don\'t believe me

"Ask Dr. Cheese" - now, there's a keeper, Minesurfer.

It truly is an evil universe.

Don't you mean "Dr. Cheevil"?

Yeah Baby Yeah. Do I make you saucy?

That's no woman, It's a cheese.

LATE BREAKING NEWS!!!

This just in, from the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation:

Greece has declared a war on bad cheese. The "Feta Police" went into action following the discovery of three tons of feta cheese infected with listeria. The newly formed Cheese Control Unit will be merciless, authorities promised....

And I thought you guys were making this stuff up!

Don't forget the LEGION of CHEESE-RELATED SNACK HEROES:

Kid Cheetos

Cheese Stick Lad

Princess Jalapeno Popper

3-Cheese Pizza Lass

and Cheeze Whiz 5.1. A 12th level binding agent. Processed, possessed, and reeeeeejected.

Wow, I hadn't heard Greece declared war on bad cheese.
Were there any feta-lities?

I heard the LSCV recruited Scream Cheese, a howling mass of sentient, aged Protean, smooth and tasty but lethal.

The story isn't complete without honorary member and chronicler Evan Dorkin, creator of "Milk and Cheese Gone Bad".

LSH membership for Princess Jalapeno Popper!

Edam and blast! It's the Bendis Octoboot Curdlers of Crime! Whey have they been away so long?! No-one dares tell them and they're really cheesed off about it!


The String: Possessed by Higher Dimensional Dairy Produce, this villain can bend and twist into any form and fit into *any* larder!

Stilt-On: No top shelf packet of crackers is safe from this high level burglar!

Mozza-rella: The Italian Morrissey obsessed villain with squirting daffodils! The team's self obsessed outsider figure.

Ell-Emmental: Powerful controller of the elements that can cause havoc to any dairy!

Leer-dammer: When not in prison for perving, this villain uses their remarkable optic powers to spy on other cheese companies!

Rush-an - Uses their dairy powered superspeed to decrease vital curding time!

Aura: This Finnish cheese likes to think they repel using their forcefield powers, but there is the smell...


And who is the mastermind behind The Injustice Creamery?! Could the Big Cheese... be.. The Big Cheese?!