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Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #972235 06/11/19 12:53 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 452. Times move on... - Telegraph Kid "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #972247 06/11/19 02:44 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? I snapped at all the little kids who asked me stupid questions. "Well duh I have a secret identity, what kind of moron names their kid "Invisible Brainiac", huh, CAPTAIN? Oh yeah, YOUR parents!"" The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #972284 06/12/19 11:51 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico Myg - Andy S Wanderer Myg - Andy S Wanderer Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico 454. Um I'm not stepping in front of a bullet or a superpowered punch... it hurts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #972290 06/12/19 12:39 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 455. I didn't follow the rules for posting in the thread. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #972906 06/21/19 07:28 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina 456. The said I had "inappropriate" relationships with Death Damsel, Ladykiller, and Gertrude Getz. Define "inappropriate"...they're badgals. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #972949 06/23/19 02:27 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 457. Well, it's not my fault I gain my powers from snorting coke... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #975059 08/08/19 06:02 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina 458. Tough to be super strong and have an atomic smash punch with bursitis. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #975130 08/10/19 05:36 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 459. I was more concerned with my costume not ripping, than with protecting innocents... I mean, one has to look good! Do you know how quickly a bad outfit gets thrashed on Instagram?? The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #975150 08/10/19 11:10 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 460. Garrotted the artist with the thong they were going to get me to wear as a costume. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #975204 08/11/19 12:40 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 461. Started indulging in sweets and stopped being able to fit into my skintight sexy costume The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #975205 08/11/19 12:46 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 462. Out of the blue, I'm the subject of a drugs issue. I'd rather quit than have to go through it every time there's a reboot. Which is every fortnight. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #976282 09/03/19 03:27 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina 463. I accidentally hit my Battle Beagle with a Battle Bagel. Bummed. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #976292 09/03/19 04:20 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 464. I refused to let my ethnicity be changed. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #977404 09/28/19 07:48 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina 465. I charge the guilty for the bullets. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #977414 09/29/19 08:41 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico Myg - Andy S Wanderer Myg - Andy S Wanderer Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico 466. My history in porn came out and the Comics Code banned my book.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #977418 09/29/19 08:57 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 467. I think they were expecting the Blue Yeti to be 8ft tall, clawed and ferocious, rather than someone who pleasantly sets off ASMR triggers. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... Myg - Andy S #977423 09/29/19 09:18 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 468. I was too busy correcting numbering errors to get any crimefighting done ;-) The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #978109 10/18/19 07:37 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico Myg - Andy S Wanderer Myg - Andy S Wanderer Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico 469. I was used as a Dial H hero once in the 1980s.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #978116 10/19/19 04:07 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 470. I kept trying to have sex with all the other heroes. But I don't get it, one of my powers is super-libido! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #978123 10/19/19 11:15 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 5,841 Ann Hebistand Independent Scholar Ann Hebistand Independent Scholar Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 5,841 471. Just too darn ornery. Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #978129 10/19/19 11:45 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 472. Apparently it's a very very very bad idea to drink on the job, especially when the job involves saving fragile innocents from danger... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #978373 10/27/19 12:47 PM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,038 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,038 473. Apparently it's also a very very very bad idea to drink on the job, especially when you're a vampire. What? They were already bleeding when I got there! Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #978619 11/08/19 08:34 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina 474. Well, duh...I'm Evil. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #978628 11/09/19 02:22 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 475. I kept calling in sick The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #980562 01/09/20 10:13 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 476. Beet Smoothies. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*