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Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #980566 01/09/20 11:12 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 474. Inability to multi-task. So yeah, I can't save more than one civilian at a time... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #980585 01/09/20 05:43 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 478. I'd invite bystanders to pretend to be injured so they could hire me in my civilian ambulance chaser ID. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #980619 01/10/20 01:43 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 479. I kept retconning the list counts by ignoring previous entries. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #980675 01/12/20 09:19 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico Myg - Andy S Wanderer Myg - Andy S Wanderer Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico 480. I just didn't care enough.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #980700 01/13/20 12:20 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 481. People still recognize me when I wear spectacles The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #980812 01/16/20 02:55 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina 482. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack got caught anyway stealing the masterplans for the cosmic Nair bomb out the vault to sell on the underground hair market. Durlans were tired of everyone else flaunting their locks. Jack needed money for klordny week...and he was going bald anyway... Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #980814 01/16/20 04:25 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 483. Turned up for my Post-Flashpoint team audition, only to find out it was now on a Post-Doomsday Clock Earth instead. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #980834 01/16/20 06:00 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 484. Spandex costume kept getting torn when I tried to put it on. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #981386 02/01/20 01:51 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina 485. Called Evil Eve "Bazooka Betty" after the fifties themed party. Bazooka Betty was fine with it, but Gretchen Garters had a problem with it for some reason. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #981401 02/02/20 09:52 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 486. Kept hitting on the civilians I was saving... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #981440 02/03/20 04:02 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 487. The team said I didn't have enough social media followers to join. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #981479 02/04/20 01:17 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 488. Kept delegating stuff to the new heroes. How was I to know that Noodle-Armed Nick couldn't hold up a collapsing bridge by himself???? The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #981481 02/04/20 01:44 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 489. An Image artist took over my book, and I just wasn't prepared take the amount of steroids necessary to look that way. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... thoth lad #981500 02/04/20 07:52 PM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,038 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,038 Originally Posted by thoth lad 489. An Image artist took over my book, and I just wasn't prepared take the amount of steroids necessary to look that way. 490. Rob Liefield was drawing me, and I overbalancing because of my ginormous barrel chest and my tiny little ballerina feet. 491. Ditto, only I spent half of every combat trying to figure out which of my twenty-seven pouches had my spare ammo... Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #981508 02/05/20 01:09 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 492. And I got tired of going to the dentist three times a week to keep my teeth shiny and white for all those panels I spend in the dark, with only my shiny teeth and eyes illuminated... 493. The contact lenses I had to wear for that also got kept drying my eyes up... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #981523 02/05/20 01:17 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 494. Giffen took over my book. No-one could tell if I was a hero or not in all the shadow. Sometimes, they'd call the cops due to the grunting noises they heard from the shadows. I was fighting crooks in there, honest I was! "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #981536 02/05/20 03:31 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 495. Did not agree to sign away the rights to my unique identity so Marvel could create an army of clones of me The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #981539 02/05/20 03:46 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 496. Born a mutant...lost in the scorecard of X-Men rotating through the rack-full of titles. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #981558 02/06/20 06:10 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,038 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,038 497. My fantastic powers only worked on my homeworld, which I did not know until I left to tryout for the Legion. And now I can't find my way back... Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #981561 02/06/20 07:35 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 498. Auditioned for one of those Japanese video games like Final Fantasy, but Í did not look androgynous enough and I could not pull off the broody look... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #981574 02/06/20 10:33 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 499. Overtime at work prevents me dressing up to fight crime. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #981575 02/06/20 10:35 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 5,841 Ann Hebistand Independent Scholar Ann Hebistand Independent Scholar Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 5,841 500. All the superhero teams turned me away for being too ornery. Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #981577 02/06/20 10:37 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 501. Turned away for being too orrery - System Lad "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #981579 02/06/20 10:39 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 5,841 Ann Hebistand Independent Scholar Ann Hebistand Independent Scholar Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 5,841 502. Turned away because no one could figure out which hero I was an analog of. Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #981583 02/06/20 10:48 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 503. Turns out I was just one of Luornu's extra bodies. But what dreams I had for the precious moments I lived... "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."