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503. Turns out I was just one of Luornu's extra bodies. But what dreams I had for the precious moments I lived...
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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504. Could NOT fight crime before 10.30am.... I need my coffee, darn it!
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505. Could not fight crime after 10.30am due to caffeine crash. - Expresso Lad
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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506. Spent so much time in the gym, but all the training was for cosmetic purposes... I like to look good... but I neglected my stamina and fighting training...
still, even when I'm sprawled unconscious on the ground, I look great!
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507. I kicked Guy Gardner in the cojones. Then I started singing that song from the first Sundays album, "I Kicked a Boy." 
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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508. Turns out collecting ears from your fallen foes is less of a 'superhero' trait and more of a 'serial killer' one...
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Well, he's definitely not a man, man. At least, not during the old JLI days  508. I wanted to be the only Green Lantern in the Corps... which didn't help because I could not cover the whole galaxy myself... so then I tried to steal Duplicate Damsel's powers... but Bouncing Boy painted himself in yellow and squished me.... so yeah...
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509. My 'green' power ring didn't do what I thought it did, and vomiting acid blood isn't terribly heroic... - a colorblind person
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510. I kept mis-counting the lists and confusing everybody 
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511. My mutant power to screw up the math centers of people's brains was 1) not terribly effective in combat, 2) also affected my teammates and 4) also afflicts me... - Innumeracy Lad.
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512. My power to make any fruit ripe failed me, causing my team innumerable painful stomach-aches... - Fruit Boy 
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513. Still stubbornly passing out Green Party literature at all the get-togethers. I gotta' be me.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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514. My catch phrase of 'That fruit is RIPE!' turned out to be inappropriate (or perhaps too appropriate?) for certain situations. - Fruit Boy
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515. Wasn't sleeping enough, and therefore wasn't being all bright and shiny to the crowds...
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516. Brought that "Ban Multiverses!" petition into the breakroom one time too many.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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517. Wasted too much time before every battle trying to put my underwear on the outside... never could figure it out...
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518. Wore everybody elses underwear on the outside. On the upside, I can now wallpaper my wall with restraining orders...
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519. Wore everybody’s underwear on the inside... I always thought it was hygienic...
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520. Using baby deer to bait Sewer Gator Guy was considered not very nice.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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521. Talked with my fists too many times, even during interviews...
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522. Too busy playing Fortnite on the giant Mission Monitor Board to be able to see the Trouble Alerts... So, yeah, sorry about those puppies in that fire, but I got high score!
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623. Kept using the HQ computer to buy deals on shopping sites and to send money to Nigerian princes... how was I to know that I would expose the team bank account to fraud and wipe us out completely?!
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524. Hit on Lois in front of Clark.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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525. I didn't practice social distancing, and infected the entire Titans team...
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526. I don't like people.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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