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Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #995935 12/21/20 09:40 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,085 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,085 Medford, MA 579. I had a run in my tights, er, I mean supersuit and I only just washed my fishnets and they were still drying.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #995939 12/21/20 10:43 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 580. I kept plagiarizing the other heroes' speeches... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #995997 12/22/20 06:37 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina 581. Evilynne was hot, and...well..... Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #996017 12/23/20 05:37 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 582. I let myself go. Turns out, spandex is INCREDIBLY revealing... and they just don't take you seriously when your belly rolls jiggle while you tell them to surrender The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #996193 12/27/20 11:05 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,758 South Carolina 583. Participated in a hot pursuit through the Space Macy's Parade. 738 injured and counting.... Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #996248 12/28/20 07:15 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 584. The rest of the team discovered my OnlyFans site and kicked me out... Yeesh, I mean, I spend all this time keeping fit, might as well use it to get extra bucks... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #996261 12/28/20 10:30 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 585. Repeated refusal to show up for crossovers and big events. I deserve a day off now and then and besides, they suck. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #996270 12/28/20 12:36 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 586. As soon as I spoke out against the evils in the world, all my sponsors threatened to dump me, under pressure form the governments I was speaking about. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #996290 12/28/20 10:35 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 567. Said that cutting the crusts off the tea sandwiches is silly if you're just going to throw them away. At least put them out for the crows and pigeons, you snobby snobs! Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #996303 12/29/20 06:30 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 568. Made a political statement against (country X), resulting in country threatening to quit all the international organizations it is a member of unless I resigned... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #996355 12/30/20 09:04 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 569. I got mad at the injunctions against bird feeders and bird baths on the lawn. (Oh, wait. That was why I couldn't live in a condominium. Never mind.) Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #996368 12/30/20 04:40 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 570. I started a campaign asking all the heroes to PLEASE stop wearing spandex, it is giving children the wrong ideas and promoting unhealthy body images and causing unnecessary stress to the poor non-heroic civilians who just want to let themselves go a little! Society's unattainable standards of attraction MUST STOP! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #996396 12/31/20 10:04 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 571. All the other clawed (yet baffling considered to be heroic) psychopaths felt that me serving cocktail snacks and mini kebabs on my claws demeaned them. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #996705 01/07/21 09:03 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 572. I kept passing around Cosmo quizzes during the weekly meetings. Last edited by cleome54; 01/07/21 09:09 AM. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #996712 01/07/21 12:09 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 573. I kept spamming them with Buzzfeed quizzes, such as "We know whether you wear a cape based on the last 5 Starbucks drinks you ordered!" The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #997090 01/17/21 01:01 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 574. Couldn't cut the ribbon properly at the children's hospital opening because they didn't have any left-handed scissors. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #997102 01/17/21 07:14 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 575. Boithday cake made my tum too big for the meanie merchandising department to renew my contract. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #997107 01/17/21 07:23 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 575. Couldn't fight crime before 10am unless I had like 5 cups of coffee, which made my laser blasts go all spastic. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #997152 01/18/21 01:10 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 577. Wouldn't sign the release allowing them to wipe my mind whenever I left the future to return home. Creeeeepyyyyy. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #997177 01/18/21 01:26 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 578. Wouldn't sign the release allowing a microscopic teammate to implant cell-destroying substances in my nasal cavity The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #997187 01/18/21 05:45 PM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,085 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,085 Medford, MA 579. My vulnerability to marshmallow fluff was considered too silly, said the guy who was weakened by wood back in the 20th century when we tried to team up.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #997214 01/19/21 11:42 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 580. My power to turn my foes into Fluffernutters was also considered too silly. Though it has made me popular with the Kindergarten set. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #997247 01/19/21 03:30 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,447 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 581. My powers are based on fearlessness... but I lost them when I was too scared to put "fluffernutters" into a search engine, fearing I would be taken away by the authorities. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #997258 01/19/21 05:40 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,454 Wouldn't you like to know? 581. My power to eat as many Fluffernutters as I wanted, without gaining weight, was deemed more suitable for a modeling career. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #997320 01/20/21 08:55 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 583. My trusty raptor sidekick got caught, er... spotting on the statue of the Mayor's war hero ancestor one time too many. The team said I had a choice to make: them or her. I'm sure gonna' miss them. Last edited by cleome54; 01/22/21 01:46 AM. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*