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Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
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584. As someone who constantly lives by my packed agenda, I just could not deal with throwing away my schedule to rush to the latest emergency.

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585. Being Kite Kid meant I was only available on days with a breeze and if someone could hold onto my string.

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586. My tiny bladder meant I had to keep ducking out of fights to go pee

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587. Just felt like a complete jackass fighting other heroes over absurd misunderstandings during first-time meetings. I know it drums up sales, but... Nah. shake


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585. Being Kite Kid meant I was only available on days with a breeze and if someone could hold onto my string.

588. I thought 'hold my string' was a euphemism. So, I both failed a teammate who flew off to never be seen again *and* I can no longer be within 200 yards of a school...


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589. Got just as much adoration from the public by starting one of those YouTube stray animal rehab channels. Plus, I don't have to dress up or get hit in the face anymore.


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590. I got confused about my dates and showed up for a foam party on tryout day.

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591. I insisted on wearing spandex despite developing a potbelly

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592. Paradoxically, it's much harder to practice proper hand-washing procedures when you have to deal with those damn gloves all the time. sigh


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593. I kept talking about my secret identity, which is apparently more interesting than my superhero one. In my civilian guise, I've already gotten three book deals, dozes of speaking offers and am going to be casted in a remake of Gladiator...

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594. Denied health insurance, and there's no way I'm going up against The Annihilator without it.


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595. "Jelly rolls?", they cried! Who doesn't like jelly rolls! These people are nuts if they think for a hot minute that we might not to need to stop a battle for jelly rolls!

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596. My wife and I argue all the time about having kids. She'll just think I'm facing The Cosmic Castrator to prove a point.


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597. Being an imaginary superhero friend is time consuming, fighting balloon people from Planet Helium, etc. But when I tried to go into the "real" world to do "real" battles of "real" villains and bad guys I found out I was really just a figment of your...*

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598. Next time they say call all the heroes to fight The Maw at the dawn of time, maybe leave the leads of the romance stories out of it?


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599. I wanted to try something different with the costumes, but as I was hot gluing my cape to my wrists for dramatic flair I accidently set up a huge glitter bomb in the Hall of Starkness.

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600. They awarded the franchise to be the city's hero, to the guy with the corporate sponsorship.


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601. I got told that I was no longer authorized to use my theme song for my dramatic moments due to copyright laws.

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602. I kept leaking gossip about the other heroes to the tabloids.

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603. As a prank, I put itching powder in all the other heroes uniforms.

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604. Faked a world emergency so the team would rush off, and I'd get the clubhouse to myself for a night.


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605. Replaced the protein powder with laxatives. Hah, serves all my teammates right for being such physically fit jerks!

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606. Having the specific power of being obtuse, the others just gave up on me.

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607. Called the other heroes cheap chislers for constantly "forgetting" to tip the delivery sentient.


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608. We weren't getting enough good press, so I sorta gathered some two-bit hoods for us to heroically curbstomp and anonymously contacted the media so that they could show up just in time to film us... getting our asses kicked by those 'two-bit hoods.' Oops.

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